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Title: Naked female found in possession of ’skunk weed’
Post by: bijou on March 04, 2009, 01:19:19 PM

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Some scenarios law officers just can’t be trained for, such as finding a bag of marijuana produced from the rectal area of a female recently engaged in coitus with another female.

Responding to a call of a suspicious vehicle in the parking lot of the Dollar General Store on US 231 shortly before 1 a.m. Friday , deputies found two partially nude females, ages 24 and 20, engaged in sexual activity in a 2005 white Nissan.

After allowing the women to get dressed, Deputies observed multiple white pills in the vehicle, according to a Bay County Sheriff’s Office incident report. The 20-year-old woman told officers the pills, a generic form of Lower Tab Lortab, were hers and she did not have a prescription for them. The woman then confessed to having a baggie of marijuana, which she “retrieved…from her rectum.”

The woman was released and told to contact an investigator Monday. The marijuana was kept as evidence.

link (http://baycrime.freedomblogging.com/2009/03/02/531/531/)

Title: Re: Naked female found in possession of ’skunk weed’
Post by: jinxmchue on March 04, 2009, 01:50:49 PM

You know, I've said it before and I'll say it again: if you think that spot is a great place to store things, you ARE on drugs.

Title: Re: Naked female found in possession of ’skunk weed’
Post by: The Village Idiot on March 04, 2009, 01:54:47 PM

Quote from: jinxmchue on March 04, 2009, 01:50:49 PM

You know, I've said it before and I'll say it again: if you think that spot is a great place to store things, you ARE on drugs.

lol. they probably needed six evidence bags

Title: Re: Naked female found in possession of ’skunk weed’
Post by: Miss Mia on March 04, 2009, 02:07:31 PM

That's just nasty. 

Title: Re: Naked female found in possession of ’skunk weed’
Post by: Crazy Horse on March 04, 2009, 04:45:26 PM

I know it doesn't need to be said as everyone already knows..................................................BUT

This did happen in Florida

Title: Re: Naked female found in possession of ’skunk weed’
Post by: RightCoast on March 04, 2009, 05:14:53 PM

Ma'am do you have anything in your rectum?

Why yes officer I do, hold on while I get it for you.

Title: Re: Naked female found in possession of ’skunk weed’
Post by: The Village Idiot on March 04, 2009, 05:43:03 PM

Quote from: RightCoast on March 04, 2009, 05:14:53 PM

Ma'am do you have anything in your rectum?

Why yes officer I do, hold on while I get it for you.

I wonder if the cop was looking around nervously for the video camera? Am I being set up for something?

Title: Re: Naked female found in possession of ’skunk weed’
Post by: ReardenSteel on March 04, 2009, 06:23:55 PM

Quote from: RightCoast on March 04, 2009, 05:14:53 PM

Ma'am do you have anything in your rectum?

Why yes officer I do, hold on while I get it for you.

A lessor cop would not have cracked this case.

Title: Re: Naked female found in possession of ’skunk weed’
Post by: Eupher on March 04, 2009, 06:44:31 PM

Kinda wonderin' if both gals were butt ugly.

Title: Re: Naked female found in possession of ’skunk weed’
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on March 04, 2009, 07:06:46 PM

Must have been some good shit!

Title: Re: Naked female found in possession of ’skunk weed’
Post by: Splashdown on March 04, 2009, 08:36:42 PM

Wow. I got nothing.