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Current Events => Politics => Topic started by: asdf2231 on March 03, 2009, 01:10:49 PM
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I would like to offer, on behalf of Conservatives and Republicans everywhere, a heartfelt and honest apology for jumping to the conclusion that Gary Condit was a murderous, lying, philandering scumbag Democrat who killed Chandra Levy.
I guess a lot of us jumped to that conclusion because of the fact that he is a Democrat and you guys kind of have a tradition of electing murderous, lying, philandering scumbag Democrats and then lionizing them.
(http://wizbangblog.com/images/ted_joan.jpg)
As it turns out Gary Condit has been vindicated by history.
He is not a murderous, lying, philandering scumbag Democrat.
He is merely a regular, plain old, lying, philandering scumbag Democrat.
And since we have all gotten used to those...
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/-/6/clinton_portrait.jpg)
I offer our apologies for jumping to conclusions.