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Title: Florida Woman Calls 911 After McDonald's Runs Out Of Nuggets
Post by: bijou on March 03, 2009, 12:29:31 PM
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FORT PIERCE, Fla. -- A Fort Pierce woman called 911 three times to report an emergency after McDonald's had run out of McNuggets, according to a police report obtained Tuesday.

Latreasa Goodman, 27, was issued a written notice to appear in court for misusing the 911 emergency communications system.

According to the report, Goodman called 911 three times Saturday to report that a McDonald's employee wasn't giving her a refund for the chicken nuggets she wanted.
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(http://www.wpbf.com/2009/0303/18842667_240X180.jpg)

link (http://www.wpbf.com/news/18843229/detail.html)

I expect an accomplice egged her on.
Title: Re: Florida Woman Calls 911 After McDonald's Runs Out Of Nuggets
Post by: Wretched Excess on March 03, 2009, 12:32:50 PM
FORT PIERCE, Fla.

I used to think this florida thing was all a big coincidence, and everyone was just joking around . . .  :rotf:
Title: Re: Florida Woman Calls 911 After McDonald's Runs Out Of Nuggets
Post by: Chris_ on March 03, 2009, 12:33:03 PM
link (http://www.wpbf.com/news/18843229/detail.html)

I expect an accomplice egged her on.
...or she'd been hitting the sauce lately.

My pony hasn't arrived yet.  Maybe I should dial 911.   :uhsure:
Title: Re: Florida Woman Calls 911 After McDonald's Runs Out Of Nuggets
Post by: TandT on March 03, 2009, 12:33:25 PM
link (http://www.wpbf.com/news/18843229/detail.html)

I expect an accomplice egged her on.

hehehe ... wonder what her screen name is at the DUmp ...  ::)
Title: Re: Florida Woman Calls 911 After McDonald's Runs Out Of Nuggets
Post by: Splashdown on March 03, 2009, 12:52:15 PM
You should call 911 if you're the victim of fowl play.


 :banghead:


Title: Re: Florida Woman Calls 911 After McDonald's Runs Out Of Nuggets
Post by: Chris_ on March 03, 2009, 12:57:04 PM
You should call 911 if you're the victim of fowl play.


 :banghead:



Are you sure that would fly?
 :-)
Title: Re: Florida Woman Calls 911 After McDonald's Runs Out Of Nuggets
Post by: asdf2231 on March 03, 2009, 01:21:15 PM
You should call 911 if you're the victim of fowl play.


 :banghead:




Thank you for dropping that little Nugget of humor here.  :-)
Title: Re: Florida Woman Calls 911 After McDonald's Runs Out Of Nuggets
Post by: NHSparky on March 03, 2009, 01:27:55 PM
Maybe the Hamburglar got them.  Or she had already received her quota of free gas and mortgage payments from the Obamareich.
Title: Re: Florida Woman Calls 911 After McDonald's Runs Out Of Nuggets
Post by: thundley4 on March 03, 2009, 02:00:41 PM
Thank you for dropping that little Nugget of humor here.  :-)

Getting a little saucy there, aren't you?
Title: Re: Florida Woman Calls 911 After McDonald's Runs Out Of Nuggets
Post by: The Village Idiot on March 03, 2009, 04:03:50 PM
Getting a little saucy there, aren't you?

I heard it didn't taste like chicken
Title: Re: Florida Woman Calls 911 After McDonald's Runs Out Of Nuggets
Post by: Chris_ on March 03, 2009, 04:56:01 PM
I heard it didn't taste like chicken
Do you really wanna know what part of the chicken the nugget comes from? 
Title: Re: Florida Woman Calls 911 After McDonald's Runs Out Of Nuggets
Post by: Chris on March 03, 2009, 05:01:48 PM
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According to the report, after police told Goodman the incident was not an emergency, Goodman replied, "This is an emergency. If I would have known they didn't have McNuggets, I wouldn't have given my money, and now she wants to give me a McDouble, but I don't want one. This is an emergency."

The 911 calls are linked to the article.  :banghead:
Title: Re: Florida Woman Calls 911 After McDonald's Runs Out Of Nuggets
Post by: Chris on March 03, 2009, 05:05:54 PM
Do you really wanna know what part of the chicken the nugget comes from? 

Right below the chicken finger?
Title: Re: Florida Woman Calls 911 After McDonald's Runs Out Of Nuggets
Post by: Chris_ on March 03, 2009, 05:14:45 PM
Right below the chicken finger?
There used to be a restaurant in Houston that had fried chicken lips on the menu.   :confused:
Title: Re: Florida Woman Calls 911 After McDonald's Runs Out Of Nuggets
Post by: Chris on March 03, 2009, 05:15:56 PM
There used to be a restaurant in Houston that had fried chicken lips on the menu.   :confused:

Those weren't lips. :lmao:
Title: Re: Florida Woman Calls 911 After McDonald's Runs Out Of Nuggets
Post by: Texacon on March 03, 2009, 06:03:10 PM
WTF is wrong with these people?  Chicken nuggets from McDonalds don't warrant a 91 call......... Chalupas from Taco Bell maybe but not chicken nuggets!

KC
Title: Re: Florida Woman Calls 911 After McDonald's Runs Out Of Nuggets
Post by: Chris on March 03, 2009, 06:28:42 PM
Is that before or after you eat them? (http://www.freewebby.com/action-smilies/toilet.gif)
Title: Re: Florida Woman Calls 911 After McDonald's Runs Out Of Nuggets
Post by: The Village Idiot on March 03, 2009, 06:30:16 PM
Do you really wanna know what part of the chicken the nugget comes from? 

nope. i do not.
Title: Re: Florida Woman Calls 911 After McDonald's Runs Out Of Nuggets
Post by: Ptarmigan on March 03, 2009, 07:17:44 PM
McDonald's running out of nuggets does not warrant a 911. Just go to the next McDonald's. There plenty of them.
Title: Re: Florida Woman Calls 911 After McDonald's Runs Out Of Nuggets
Post by: rich_t on March 03, 2009, 07:29:05 PM
WTH is in the water down there anyway?
Title: Re: Florida Woman Calls 911 After McDonald's Runs Out Of Nuggets
Post by: Splashdown on March 03, 2009, 07:29:23 PM
Jeez. If this lady saw a fire alarm, she'd probably pullet for no reason!



 :uhsure:
Title: Re: Florida Woman Calls 911 After McDonald's Runs Out Of Nuggets
Post by: thundley4 on March 03, 2009, 07:46:23 PM
She might get out on a wing and a prayer.
Title: Re: Florida Woman Calls 911 After McDonald's Runs Out Of Nuggets
Post by: The Village Idiot on March 03, 2009, 07:51:52 PM
She might get out on a wing and a prayer.

that is DU level stupidity
Title: Re: Florida Woman Calls 911 After McDonald's Runs Out Of Nuggets
Post by: Chris_ on March 03, 2009, 09:24:27 PM
Jeez. If this lady saw a fire alarm, she'd probably pullet for no reason!



 :uhsure:

Yeah, but he cops would go over easy on her.   :-)
Title: Re: Florida Woman Calls 911 After McDonald's Runs Out Of Nuggets
Post by: RobJohnson on March 03, 2009, 10:28:33 PM
There used to be a restaurant in Houston that had fried chicken lips on the menu.   :confused:

In Iowa & IL also...chicken lips are awesome. Lightly battered all white meat chicken breast meat...



http://www.foodguru.com/food-guru.html

The guy just happens to be a friend of mine.  :-)

Title: Re: Florida Woman Calls 911 After McDonald's Runs Out Of Nuggets
Post by: asdf2231 on March 05, 2009, 09:24:19 AM
[youtube=425,350]0feH-2SwZaI[/youtube]

Now with audio goodness!  :-)