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The Bar => Comedy Central => Topic started by: thundley4 on March 03, 2009, 10:07:28 AM
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A baby was born who was so advanced, he could talk. He looked around the delivery room and saw the doctor.
“Are you my doctor†he asked?
“Yes, I amâ€, said the doctor.
The baby said, “Thank you for taking such good care of me during the birthâ€.
He looked at his mother and asked, “Are you my mother�
“Yes, I amâ€, said the mother.
“Thank you for taking such good care of me before I was bornâ€, he said.
He then looked at his father and asked, “Are you my father�
“Yes, I amâ€, his father answered.
The baby motioned him closer, then poked him repeatedly on the forehead with his index finger. “Hurts doesn’t itâ€!?!