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Title: Neb. deputies say man stuffed cat inside 'bong'
Post by: thundley4 on March 02, 2009, 06:08:29 PM

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OMAHA, Neb. – A man who tried to cool out his hyper cat by stuffing her into a boxlike homemade bong faces cruelty charges — and catcalls from animal lovers. Lancaster County sheriff's deputies responding to a domestic disturbance call Sunday alleged they saw 20-year-old Acea Schomaker smoking marijuana through a piece of garden hose attached to a duct-taped, plastic glass box in which the cat had been stuffed.
"This cat was just dazed," Sgt. Andy Stebbing said. "She was on the front seat of the cop car, wrapped in a blanket, and never moved all the way to the humane society."
Schomaker told deputies 6-month-old Shadow was hyper and he was trying to calm her down. The contraption she had been stuffed inside was 12 inches by 6 inches. Shadow was timid but in good condition Monday at the Capital Humane Society, executive director Bob Downey said.
"What the human mind doesn't invent, huh?" Downey said.
Schomaker, who was released from jail after paying a $400 fine on the arrest warrant, faces drug and misdemeanor animal cruelty charges. He did not immediately respond to phone messages left Monday seeking comment.

Nebraska, WTF? (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090302/ap_on_fe_st/odd_bong_cat;_ylt=AoqsBHQZ7.K8578xCdj4KcXtiBIF)
(http://d.yimg.com/a/p/ap/20090302/capt.55a1628fe10f43328cc3fa258ba0b911.bong_cat_ah103.jpg?x=213&y=201&xc=2&yc=1&wc=408&hc=385&q=85&sig=_7sfgOrFHqE3qZDyNFv6rg--)

I've heard of hair of the dog, but hair of the cat?

Title: Re: Neb. deputies say man stuffed cat inside 'bong'
Post by: Flame on March 02, 2009, 06:17:24 PM

Just label this story "Exhibit A" of why DUmmies should not be allowed to have pets.

Title: Re: Neb. deputies say man stuffed cat inside 'bong'
Post by: Crazy Horse on March 02, 2009, 06:33:50 PM

Coach??

Title: Re: Neb. deputies say man stuffed cat inside 'bong'
Post by: Hawkgirl on March 02, 2009, 08:07:19 PM

What a stupid loser.  Dummies shouldn't be allowed to have pets OR kids.

Title: Re: Neb. deputies say man stuffed cat inside 'bong'
Post by: NHSparky on March 02, 2009, 08:22:44 PM

Please tell me this isn't anywhere near where Franksolich lives....

Title: Re: Neb. deputies say man stuffed cat inside 'bong'
Post by: Odin's Hand on March 02, 2009, 08:38:14 PM

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Schomaker told deputies 6-month-old Shadow was hyper and he was trying to calm her down.

Could it be because you are trying to stuff it into a shoebox, numbnuts??? Nah...

Title: Re: Neb. deputies say man stuffed cat inside 'bong'
Post by: RobJohnson on March 03, 2009, 12:08:35 AM

Poor Gustav.

Title: Re: Neb. deputies say man stuffed cat inside 'bong'
Post by: JohnnyReb on March 03, 2009, 07:16:29 AM

To a smoked up DUmmie, any thing that moves is hyper.