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Title: sparkling husband primitive speaks to us from the porcelain throne
Post by: franksolich on February 27, 2009, 01:02:30 PM: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x5140778

Oh my.

The sparkling husband primitive is certainly good at multi-tasking, evacuating from both ends at the same time.

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Stinky The Clown (1000+ posts) Thu Feb-26-09 01:32 PM
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My dear repubican friends ......

...... just shut up. You have no room to talk. None whatsoever. You caused this mess. You exacerbated this mess. You created a climate where this mess will grow. You did it gleefully and you did it all on your own by cutting us out of the process.

You created the biggest government in history when we had begun to materially make it smaller.

You said deficits don't matter and gave life to the concept.

You spent our great, great grandchildren's money.

You started the wars and kept that money off the books.

I am addressing this to all repubicans - elected and those of you among the populace. If you voted for the bush people, you are to blame. If you voted for their congressional enablers, you are to blame. If you are one of the enablers, you belong in moral prison.

So please. As our new president works at the incredibly difficult and complex task that is the putting right of the ship of state, just stay out of the way.

You have not been helpful and I see no role for you in the near future. Maybe someday, after you have demonstrated many times over your willingness to embrace the basic tenets of human decency and American civility you can again be welcomed back to the fold of the active citizenry.

But until then ..... stay away.

Thank you.

Oh my.

First up at bat, a mole:

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Urban Prairie (270 posts) Thu Feb-26-09 01:54 PM
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1. But...but...but...

Conservatives insist that tax cuts, implementing trickle-down/supply-side economic principles, unfettering/deregulating the free-market, encouraging/expanding the oursourcing and offshoring of our blue and white collar jobs, drastically reducing or better yet, ending government spending on entitlements, banning labor unions, and privatizing everything except the military and the very top levels of town, city, state, and federal government will lead to economic prosperity!!!!

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laylah (1000+ posts) Thu Feb-26-09 02:01 PM
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2. Though I do not respond much, rarely actually, your posts are always ones I read. This one has been sent far and wide. Thank you!

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newtothegame (661 posts) Thu Feb-26-09 02:14 PM
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3. That's right! Down with all opposition!

The sparkling husband primitive just now notices there's no paper on the roll; it's just an empty cardboard tube, and the inventory of new paper's in the bathroom upstairs:

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Stinky The Clown (1000+ posts) Thu Feb-26-09 03:29 PM
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4. ??
Title: Re: sparkling husband primitive speaks to us from the porcelain throne
Post by: Carl on February 27, 2009, 01:09:56 PM: Hey husbs.....when you voluntarily pay to the federal government every year just 25% of the market value of your rental property (wealth by DU definitions) then I will give a rat about what you have to say.
Title: Re: sparkling husband primitive speaks to us from the porcelain throne
Post by: BEG on February 27, 2009, 02:01:00 PM: Make me ass clown.
Title: Re: sparkling husband primitive speaks to us from the porcelain throne
Post by: claret1995 on February 27, 2009, 02:08:33 PM: Maybe Mrs sparkly got him some of that new re-usable toilet paper

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Friday, February 27, 2009 at 12:41pm

â€œNatural livingâ€ advocates unveil their latest planet-saving invention - the reusable toilet wipe.

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Title: Re: sparkling husband primitive speaks to us from the porcelain throne
Post by: Mike220 on February 27, 2009, 02:32:12 PM: Yet again... You're more than welcome to try.

How come none of these ass clowns will take me up on this?

I'll even promise not to hurt them too bad. Just long enough for a 165 grain .45 JHP to transit the brain...
Title: Re: sparkling husband primitive speaks to us from the porcelain throne
Post by: BlueStateSaint on February 27, 2009, 02:35:52 PM: Couple of things . . .

1) Claret, it's a reusuable ass wipe for a huge ass wipe.

2) Mike, I would hope that you'd either shoot Hubs in the gut with a .22, or in the hips with that .45, first. Make it suffer. :evillaugh: :cheersmate:
Title: Re: sparkling husband primitive speaks to us from the porcelain throne
Post by: USA4ME on February 27, 2009, 03:13:18 PM: How naive does the sparkling husband primitive have to be to believe anyone cares if he likes it or not or who he points a finger at?

Let 'em squawk, no sweat off my back.

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Title: Re: sparkling husband primitive speaks to us from the porcelain throne
Post by: Ogre on February 27, 2009, 05:15:45 PM: It's a good thing that breathing is an involuntary response as this ***wipe would definitely overload his one remaining active brain cell. :loser: