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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: franksolich on February 26, 2009, 05:04:04 PM
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http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=402x153
Oh my.
Actually, only one primitive noticed this bonfire.
[GeorgeGist (1000+ posts) Fri Feb-20-09 08:32 AM
Original message
I'm going to WalMart on a shopping spree, and Walmart's going to pay for it.
Here's my plan. I will fill my shopping cart with expensive things; the smaller the better. When I'm finished I'll park the cart, walk out the door, and drive away.
If you have time, you too can have fun at Capitalism's expense.
yy4me (1000+ posts) Sat Feb-21-09 05:42 PM
Response to Original message
1. You made my day, anyone else game?
Just leave the buggy in the automotive aisle where it might not get noticed for a while. Not fair to put perishables in buggy, that would be a waste but I can see the aisles in my minds eye right now.
Great thought.
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They have the emotional maturity of a tired two-year-old.
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They have the emotional maturity of a tired two-year-old.
That is being generous.
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Good God what a bunch of simple minded idiots.
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They have the emotional maturity of a tired two-year-old.
And they're not even original about it. I hope he didn't hurt himself thinking that one up.
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That is being generous.
It's hard because there is nothing with less emotional maturity than a liberal in general and when it comes to DUmmies, they blow out the bottom on ignorance, stupidity, and childish mayhem.
Without Wal-Mart their mommies wouldn't be able to afford the cheesy poofs that are the mainstay of a basement dweller's existence.
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My daughter works at WalMart.
What these infantile dummies don't seem to realise it that she and her co-workers get paid the same hourly rate regardless.
So having a Dummie fill up a cart and leave it, isn't hurting WalMart at all. At best all they are doing is being a minor irritant to the folks that work there (the same lower income folks that Dummies claim to champion).
It is hardly a blow against capitalism.
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At the very most it'd give some of the staff an excuse to earn their pay putting it back on the shelf so that the next customer can buy it.
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I might expect that from a 14-year old female primitive....
wow is that immature and idiotic
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What a stupid waste of time. The Wal-Mart employees at least get paid for it, the stupid DUmmie gets nothing but tired feet.
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What a stupid waste of time. The Wal-Mart employees at least get paid for it, the stupid DUmmie gets nothing but tired feet.
Ahhhh but when you have no job and live in a windowless basement .... it does provide for some relief. What else do they have to do? Look for a job?! :lmao:
KC
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Ahhhh but when you have no job and live in a windowless basement .... it does provide for some relief. What else do they have to do? Look for a job?! :lmao:
KC
You got it! It's the only exercise these morons would get! Maybe they could work off a coupla pounds if they fill the basket with enough weight.
In the words of my hero Bugs Bunny, "What a Maroon, what a nincompoop, what an imbecile!"
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You got it! It's the only exercise these morons would get! Maybe they could work off a coupla pounds if they fill the basket with enough weight.
In the words of my hero Bugs Bunny, "What a Maroon, what a nincompoop, what an imbecile!"
I like the first part of that. I actually use it quite often.
What a maroon!!!
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Thanks DUmmies.....you just added at least a penny or two to every item in the store.
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And what happens when Underground Panther can't find the last tube of ass-pimple cream because its parked by the front door?
Have they thought of the repercussions?
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And what happens when Underground Panther can't find the last tube of ass-pimple cream because its parked by the front door?
Wouldn't that be parked by the back door?
Sorry.
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Wouldn't that be parked by the back door?
Sorry.
Face cream, ass cream, it's all the same to the U-Katze.