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Title: Student Busted For Squeeze Play
Post by: bijou on February 26, 2009, 09:51:02 AM: Quote
FEBRUARY 24--Does this woman look like a testicle crusher? Well, that's what cops claim University of Colorado student Chalie Simon did to a former boyfriend early Saturday morning during a confrontation at a campus apartment. Simon, a 19-year-old sophomore, went to Job Donkor's home at about 4 AM and became irate when he sought to remove her from the residence. That's when Simon allegedly "grabbed his testicles and squeezed hard," according to a police report. Donkor, 23, replied, "Yeah, it hurt a lot," when a cop asked about Simon's squeeze play. ...

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Title: Re: Student Busted For Squeeze Play
Post by: Chris_ on February 26, 2009, 11:16:13 AM: I'm guessing this isn't a bouncy ball story after all. :-)
Title: Re: Student Busted For Squeeze Play
Post by: asdf2231 on February 26, 2009, 11:17:42 AM: "JOB DONKER"?!?

:rotf: :lmao:

I the guy a porn star?
Title: Re: Student Busted For Squeeze Play
Post by: Chris_ on February 26, 2009, 11:22:08 AM: Quote from: asdf2231 on February 26, 2009, 11:17:42 AM
"JOB DONKER"?!?

:rotf: :lmao:

I the guy a porn star?
...not any more. He didn't get laid off either. :rimshot:
Title: Re: Student Busted For Squeeze Play
Post by: Chris_ on February 26, 2009, 11:31:03 AM: Quote from: asdf2231 on February 26, 2009, 11:17:42 AM
"JOB DONKER"?!?

:rotf: :lmao:

I the guy a porn star?

I'd expect him to file for disability if he was...