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Title: You Must Be Tired
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on February 25, 2009, 05:40:54 PM: ...because you've been running through my mind all day.

Welcome to the Official Cheezy Pick-Up Line Thread
Title: Re: You Must Be Tired
Post by: RightCoast on February 25, 2009, 05:48:40 PM: That sweater looks great on you

But it would look better on my floor
Title: Re: You Must Be Tired
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on February 25, 2009, 05:55:00 PM: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together.
Title: Re: You Must Be Tired
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on February 25, 2009, 05:59:32 PM: Quote from: freedumb2003 on February 25, 2009, 05:55:57 PM
O M G -- please tell me that didn't work with your current wife!!
No; it was more along the line of: You could do worse...I saw the video on-line.
Title: Re: You Must Be Tired
Post by: Hawkgirl on February 25, 2009, 06:00:38 PM: Is that a flashlight in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Title: Re: You Must Be Tired
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on February 25, 2009, 06:04:37 PM: Quote from: Hawkgirl on February 25, 2009, 06:00:38 PM
Is that a flashlight in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Flashlight

Do you know karate?

Because your body is kickin'.
Title: Re: You Must Be Tired
Post by: The Village Idiot on February 25, 2009, 07:20:36 PM: Quote from: Mr Snuggle Bunny on February 25, 2009, 06:04:37 PM

Do you know karate?

Because your body is kickin'.

I think I might use that one :p
Title: Re: You Must Be Tired
Post by: Randy on February 25, 2009, 07:24:18 PM: Wanna ****?

I've always been a simple direct kind of guy. :-)
Title: Re: You Must Be Tired
Post by: Mike220 on February 25, 2009, 07:56:32 PM: I'm sorry. I lost my number. Can I have yours?
Title: Re: You Must Be Tired
Post by: debk on February 25, 2009, 08:22:28 PM: Hmm.....these were the same lines the Frat Boys were using when I was in college a hunerd years ago.... :thatsright:
Title: Re: You Must Be Tired
Post by: The Village Idiot on February 25, 2009, 08:23:41 PM: Quote from: debk on February 25, 2009, 08:22:28 PM
Hmm.....these were the same lines the Frat Boys were using when I was in college a hunerd years ago.... :thatsright:

oh come on people. I need some good ones!

ladies, tell us what works
Title: Re: You Must Be Tired
Post by: debk on February 25, 2009, 08:27:36 PM: M told me ..."you have really beautiful eyes. did you know the eyes are the windows to the soul?"

Worked real well for me.... :naughty:
Title: Re: You Must Be Tired
Post by: The Village Idiot on February 25, 2009, 08:35:13 PM: Quote from: debk on February 25, 2009, 08:27:36 PM
M told me ..."you have really beautiful eyes. did you know the eyes are the windows to the soul?"

Worked real well for me.... :naughty:

Let me write that down in my little notebook
Title: Re: You Must Be Tired
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on February 25, 2009, 08:41:17 PM: Wanna take a ride in a real spaceship? It's got Infinite Improbability Drive, you'll love it.
Title: Re: You Must Be Tired
Post by: rich_t on February 25, 2009, 08:44:01 PM: This never works!!!!

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVCRgI2Ld7U[/youtube]
Title: Re: You Must Be Tired
Post by: rich_t on February 25, 2009, 08:52:55 PM: This one worked for me once. And only once.

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q31ZpibKcN4&feature=related[/youtube]

OK OK... The candle light and alcohol probably helped too

:cheersmate:
Title: Re: You Must Be Tired
Post by: Wineslob on February 26, 2009, 10:08:24 AM: Hey, you look kinda tense, wanna a back rub?
Title: Re: You Must Be Tired
Post by: thundley4 on February 26, 2009, 10:43:40 AM: "I lost my puppy, will you help me look for him? I think I saw him run into that motel over there. "
Title: Re: You Must Be Tired
Post by: asdf2231 on February 26, 2009, 11:20:04 AM: I am very wealthy and will buy you a convertable to mitigate my average sized penis.

(I believe in truth in advertising)
Title: Re: You Must Be Tired
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on February 26, 2009, 12:07:42 PM: Quote from: asdf2231 on February 26, 2009, 11:20:04 AM
(I believe in truth in advertising)

Except for that little bit about 'Wealthy,' but those things are kind of relative, really...

:-)
Title: Re: You Must Be Tired
Post by: Randy on February 26, 2009, 01:36:21 PM: Quote from: thundley4 on February 26, 2009, 10:43:40 AM
"I lost my puppy, will you help me look for him? I think I saw him run into that motel over there. "

You use that line when you're out stylin' in your ride don'tcha?

(http://www.eatliver.com/img/2006/1459.jpg)

:rotf: :-)
Title: Re: You Must Be Tired
Post by: Hawkgirl on February 26, 2009, 06:08:03 PM: Quote from: thundley4 on February 26, 2009, 10:43:40 AM
"I lost my puppy, will you help me look for him? I think I saw him run into that motel over there. "

You don't need pick up lines for hookahs... :evillaugh: