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Title: Topless 'Over-18' Cafe in Maine Alarms Neighbors
Post by: Chris_ on February 25, 2009, 07:12:36 AM
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Topless 'Over-18' Cafe in Maine Alarms Neighbors

VASSALBORO, Maine  —  Cup size has more than one meaning at a new central Maine coffeehouse.

Servers are topless at the Grand View Topless Coffee Shop, which opened its doors Monday on a busy road in Vassalboro. A sign outside says, "Over 18 only." Another says, "No cameras, no touching, cash only."

On Tuesday, two men sipped coffee at a booth while three topless waitresses and a bare-chested waiter stood nearby. Topless waitress Susie Wiley said men, women and couples have stopped by.

The coffee shop raised the ire of dozens of residents when it went before the town planning board last month. Town officials said the coffee shop met the letter of the law.

LINK (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,499644,00.html)

...keeping you abreast of the situation.   :-)
Title: Re: Topless 'Over-18' Cafe in Maine Alarms Neighbors
Post by: JohnnyReb on February 25, 2009, 07:36:12 AM
Normally I put cream in my coffee.......believe I'd have it black there.
Title: Re: Topless 'Over-18' Cafe in Maine Alarms Neighbors
Post by: NHSparky on February 25, 2009, 07:57:44 AM
North of Augusta?  Nah, too far.
Title: Re: Topless 'Over-18' Cafe in Maine Alarms Neighbors
Post by: 9outof10 on February 25, 2009, 08:43:59 AM
Normally I put cream in my coffee.......believe I'd have it black there.

Cream would be okay but only if l got to pour it myself.
Title: Re: Topless 'Over-18' Cafe in Maine Alarms Neighbors
Post by: thundley4 on February 25, 2009, 08:59:37 AM
Cream would be okay but only if l got to pour it myself.

Fresh squeezed?
Title: Re: Topless 'Over-18' Cafe in Maine Alarms Neighbors
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on February 25, 2009, 09:30:27 AM
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Topless 'Over-18' Cafe in Maine Alarms Neighbors

I never found tits to be that scary, myself.  Just the opposite, really. 
Title: Re: Topless 'Over-18' Cafe in Maine Alarms Neighbors
Post by: Chris_ on February 25, 2009, 11:20:36 AM
I never found tits to be that scary, myself.  Just the opposite, really. 

Maybe the waitresses are all over 90 years old.   :p
Title: Re: Topless 'Over-18' Cafe in Maine Alarms Neighbors
Post by: Miss Mia on February 25, 2009, 12:07:00 PM
Maybe the waitresses are all over 90 years old.   :p


*gasp*   :o :o :o
Title: Re: Topless 'Over-18' Cafe in Maine Alarms Neighbors
Post by: Randy on February 25, 2009, 01:15:46 PM
Maybe the waitresses are all over 90 years old.   :p

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww


Now I have to go bleach my brain.....
Title: Re: Topless 'Over-18' Cafe in Maine Alarms Neighbors
Post by: NHSparky on February 25, 2009, 02:18:41 PM
I never found tits to be that scary, myself.  Just the opposite, really. 


Obviously you've never met native Maine girls.
Title: Re: Topless 'Over-18' Cafe in Maine Alarms Neighbors
Post by: Eupher on February 25, 2009, 03:20:23 PM
Obviously you've never met native Maine girls.

Whassamatta?

They outfitted with lobster claws instead of arms?  :rotf:
Title: Re: Topless 'Over-18' Cafe in Maine Alarms Neighbors
Post by: Airwolf on February 25, 2009, 03:23:44 PM
Maybe the waitresses are all over 90 years old.   :p

Well now we all know what Helen Thomas does in between press briefings at the White House.
Title: Re: Topless 'Over-18' Cafe in Maine Alarms Neighbors
Post by: Eupher on February 25, 2009, 03:25:56 PM
Well now we all know what Helen Thomas does in between press briefings at the White House.

that woman is uglier than home-made sin.  It's hard to tell if she was born that ugly or if permanent moonbatitis created a chronic condition that she's still suffering from.

Title: Re: Topless 'Over-18' Cafe in Maine Alarms Neighbors
Post by: ReardenSteel on February 25, 2009, 03:45:06 PM
Well now we all know what Helen Thomas does in between press briefings at the White House.

Now why would you go and ruin a thread with such lofty potential. A thread by the way which has the potential to balloon into mounds of euphamisms. You got cupcakes for brains? You coconuts or what? You torpedo that talk right now or it's tata's for now from all your CC bosom buddies.
Title: Re: Topless 'Over-18' Cafe in Maine Alarms Neighbors
Post by: Chris_ on February 25, 2009, 06:08:40 PM
Now why would you go and ruin a thread with such lofty potential. A thread by the way which has the potential to balloon into mounds of euphamisms. You got cupcakes for brains? You coconuts or what? You torpedo that talk right now or it's tata's for now from all your CC bosom buddies.
I believe your cup runneth over.   :-)
Title: Re: Topless 'Over-18' Cafe in Maine Alarms Neighbors
Post by: The Village Idiot on February 25, 2009, 06:37:44 PM
LINK (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,499644,00.html)

...keeping you abreast of the situation.   :-)

over 18. thats the key.

remember all those nude summer camps for teens?? no adults allowed, except those running it