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Title: Toughest Bird
Post by: Ptarmigan on February 06, 2008, 08:57:05 PM

If you think the toughest bird is the eagle, goose, or owl. They are not the toughest birds. The toughest bird is the ptarmigan. They endure some of the harshest climates in the world and stay as other birds mirgrate to avoid the cold. All the ptarmigan has to do is look for food and it is good to stay in the cold tundra where temperatures go low as -100 degrees Faherenheit. The ptarmigan has survived the last Ice Age and the Great Ptarmigan/Rabbit War.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/theoneshow/article/2008/02/eh_toughestbirds.shtml

Title: Re: Toughest Bird
Post by: Lord Undies on February 06, 2008, 09:10:13 PM

I vote for the Snow Bunting just because it got stuck with a stupid name. 

Title: Re: Toughest Bird
Post by: Ptarmigan on February 06, 2008, 09:12:09 PM

Quote from: Lord Undies on February 06, 2008, 09:10:13 PM

I vote for the Snow Bunting just because it got stuck with a stupid name. 

I vote for the ptarmigan.

Title: Re: Toughest Bird
Post by: Crazy Horse on February 06, 2008, 09:14:52 PM

Yeah ole bunny feet

(http://lh4.google.com/nelson.dale/R6p3fOvBJzI/AAAAAAAABvc/pxqXT1PEUow/s800/ar.jpg)

Title: Re: Toughest Bird
Post by: Splashdown on February 06, 2008, 09:15:25 PM

It all depends on how they're cooked.

 :uhsure:

Title: Re: Toughest Bird
Post by: Ptarmigan on February 06, 2008, 09:17:46 PM

Quote from: Crazy Horse on February 06, 2008, 09:14:52 PM

Yeah ole bunny feet

(http://lh4.google.com/nelson.dale/R6p3fOvBJzI/AAAAAAAABvc/pxqXT1PEUow/s800/ar.jpg)

Note to bunny:
EAT SHIT AND DIE YA SCUMMY BUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DIE YOU FILTHY SODOMITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GOD HATES BUNNIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SMELL THE BRIMSTONE AND FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JUDGEMENT DAY IS COMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:argh: :maddernhell: :redbird: :angryvillagers:

Title: Re: Toughest Bird
Post by: VelvetElvis on February 06, 2008, 09:27:26 PM

Just a thought:
Are there pharmacies up in the frozen tundra where a ptarmi...er, person, might be able to get some Prozac or somethin'?? :uhsure:

I'd think chill pills would be prettty easy to come by in the Arctic.    :-)