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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: Chris_ on February 23, 2009, 12:09:20 PM
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Woman Sues Santa, Claiming He Fell On Top Of Her
(AP) Call it the case of the overserved Santa. Antoinette Basso filed a lawsuit Thursday against a man dressed in a Santa suit who she said stumbled and fell on top of her, knocking her face-first into the sidewalk outside a Chicago restaurant.
Basso claims in the Cook County Circuit Court lawsuit that she suffered "pain ... disability and disfigurement." She's asking for damages in excess of $50,000.
Basso alleges that the Santa, Daniel Aulwes, appeared intoxicated at the time of the Dec. 7 incident. She's accusing Aulwes of negligence and negligent battery.
A telephone listing for Aulwes had a recorded message that said the call cannot go through.
LINK (http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2009/02/20/ap/strange/main4816413.shtml)
What's the world coming to when people sue Santa cause he's fat and drunk. Besides, I didn't know Senator Kennedy even had a side job. :-)
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Reminds me of Bad Santa....
Kid: Your beard's not real.
Willie: No Shit! It was real, but I got sick and all the hair fell out.
Kid: How come?
Willie: I loved a woman who wasn't clean.
Kid: Mrs. Santa?
Willie: No it was her sister.
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Reminds me of Bad Santa....
Kid: Your beard's not real.
Willie: No Shit! It was real, but I got sick and all the hair fell out.
Kid: How come?
Willie: I loved a woman who wasn't clean.
Kid: Mrs. Santa?
Willie: No it was her sister.
I love that movie. :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: