The Conservative Cave

Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: MrsSmith on February 22, 2009, 09:25:12 PM

Title: I wish someone had warned me about the Conservative Cave
Post by: MrsSmith on February 22, 2009, 09:25:12 PM
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Pool Hall Ace  (1000+ posts)      Sun Feb-22-09 08:13 PM
Original message  (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x8218099)

I wish someone had warned me about the Conservative Cave.

 Advertisements [?]I was readind bluestateguy's post here and decided to do a Google search of Bobby Jindal.

I came across the Conservative Cave's DUmpster forum, where bluestateguy's post is quoted. Except that they didn't notice the rolling-on-the-floor-laughing smiley underneath it.

The poor wankers don't know sarcasm when they see it.

There are also offensive comparisons of President Obama to simians.

I'm not even going to provide a link, because I need to go decontaminate myself now.
 

Yep, we just missed all the sarcasm in the posts we copied from YOUR site, Ace.   :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

You've even linked to the offensive DUmp thread, with all the pics and racist posts!!  Good job, Ace.   :rotf: :rotf:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x8215670

We've got screen captures of all your "sarcasm," too.  Jackpine Radical, Danger Mouse and Occam Bandage are all yours, Ace.   :lmao: :lmao:
Title: Re: I wish someone had warned me about the Conservative Cave
Post by: Mike220 on February 22, 2009, 09:42:10 PM
Ah, fame...
Title: Re: I wish someone had warned me about the Conservative Cave
Post by: djones520 on February 22, 2009, 09:43:06 PM
Yep, bask in it.
Title: Re: I wish someone had warned me about the Conservative Cave
Post by: Odin's Hand on February 22, 2009, 09:45:45 PM
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There are also offensive comparisons of President Obama to simians.

The picture was rehosted, for effect, from a post that was posted by one of your fellow primitives on DU. Moron...
Title: Re: I wish someone had warned me about the Conservative Cave
Post by: Mike220 on February 22, 2009, 09:46:23 PM
Hmm... I googled Bobby Jindal and I'm through 15 pages of results. Still don't see CC.

Guess they needed to use that for a cover...
Title: Re: I wish someone had warned me about the Conservative Cave
Post by: Odin's Hand on February 22, 2009, 09:49:01 PM
I'm surprised this thread isn't down the $kammer Hole yet. The mods must've gotten too stoned and nodded out.
Title: Re: I wish someone had warned me about the Conservative Cave
Post by: franksolich on February 22, 2009, 09:49:56 PM
I'm guilty of exactly that.

I really detest smileys and tags.

If one can't make his point in words, he should learn some writing.

When I quote primitives myself, I omit those stupid things.

If the primitives were half-skilled in writing, they wouldn't need those gimmicks.

By the way, Mrs. Smith, great find, and I thank you.  For the longest time I've been under the impression the primitives on Skins's island are blissfully unaware of our existence, excepting of course for Playboy Pedro.

edited to add last paragraph; sorry for the inconvenience
Title: Re: I wish someone had warned me about the Conservative Cave
Post by: Chris_ on February 22, 2009, 09:58:34 PM
I'm guilty of exactly that.

I really detest smileys and tags.

If one can't make his point in words, he should learn some writing.

When I quote primitives myself, I omit those stupid things.

If the primitives were half-skilled in writing, they wouldn't need those gimmicks.

By the way, Mrs. Smith, great find, and I thank you.  For the longest time I've been under the impression the primitives on Skins's island are blissfully unaware of our existence, excepting of course for Playboy Pedro.

edited to add last paragraph; sorry for the inconvenience

Everyone knows how I feel about smilies -- I think they are ghey as hell.  I will use smile and wink emoticons and that is about it -- and just the emoticons.
Title: Re: I wish someone had warned me about the Conservative Cave
Post by: Chris on February 22, 2009, 10:10:14 PM
Hmm... I googled Bobby Jindal and I'm through 15 pages of results. Still don't see CC.

Yep.  But I did Google Piyush Jindal, and DU was link #2 on the first page.

Freakin' idiots.
Title: Re: I wish someone had warned me about the Conservative Cave
Post by: Mike220 on February 22, 2009, 10:12:18 PM
Yep.  But I did Google Piyush Jindal, and DU was link #2 on the first page.

Freakin' idiots.

I think DU comes up page 1 or 2 for "Bobby Jindal." I went through 20 pages before giving up for CC.
Title: Re: I wish someone had warned me about the Conservative Cave
Post by: Chris_ on February 22, 2009, 10:32:42 PM
I think DU comes up page 1 or 2 for "Bobby Jindal." I went through 20 pages before giving up for CC.

Figures Ace is a fuggin' lurker.  Probably has 'the Cave' in his Favorites directory.
Title: Re: I wish someone had warned me about the Conservative Cave
Post by: Happy Fun Ball on February 23, 2009, 05:36:59 AM
I'm surprised this thread isn't down the $kammer Hole yet. The mods must've gotten too stoned and nodded out.
Actually, I'm not. This site isn't on their "sites never to be mentioned" list yet, since it's still a relative unknown to them. That may soon change with a few more threads like that.
Title: Re: I wish someone had warned me about the Conservative Cave
Post by: Carl on February 23, 2009, 05:38:07 AM
Even before going to look at the thread over on the island I knew that it would have been avoided like the plague there and it has been.

Like the cat in the basement with Husbs covering the litter box they don`t want to accept or admit to what is posted from them.
The vile hatred,the laughable idiocy,the hypocrisy,the lies and stupid stories a 3 year old can tell are fake....all trademarks of their little site.

Chew on it a$$holes.

Title: Re: I wish someone had warned me about the Conservative Cave
Post by: NHSparky on February 23, 2009, 06:58:10 AM
Figures Ace is a fuggin' lurker.  Probably has 'the Cave' in his Favorites directory.

Wouldn't be surprised if he's fapping himself silly and permanently staining his dick Cheeto Orange at finding his name here.
Title: Re: I wish someone had warned me about the Conservative Cave
Post by: TheSarge on February 23, 2009, 07:13:50 AM
Hmm... I googled Bobby Jindal and I'm through 15 pages of results. Still don't see CC.

Guess they needed to use that for a cover...

Guess one of those new members that signed up recently is a mole.

Too bad he doesn't have the guts to talk to us about his "issues" here.

And what is there to "warn" this Libtard about anyway.  The mere name of this forum should tell even the most Forrest Gump among people what they're getting whent hey come here.
Title: Re: I wish someone had warned me about the Conservative Cave
Post by: franksolich on February 23, 2009, 07:49:15 AM
Okay, here's what really happened--remember, DUmmies lie.  All the time, DUmmies lie.

The eight-ball primitive some time ago discovered us; how, only God knows, but it's been a while.

The eight-ball primitive wanted to yell-and-scream at us for those quotes.

The eight-ball primitive made up the story about finding us via Google, because he didn't want to admit how he really found us.

In case the eight-ball primitive is lurking, my fellow alum Skins has yet to make a public announcement banning the mention of conservativecave on Skins's island; that ban pertains to conservativeunderground, but until my fellow alum includes us in that, it's reasonable to assume a primitive can get away with mentioning this site there.
Title: Re: I wish someone had warned me about the Conservative Cave
Post by: Karin on February 23, 2009, 08:20:34 AM
Banning a mention of anything...how creepy....aren't the DUers at all uncomfortable with that whole notion?  It seems so Taliban-esque.  And everyone knows, the MSM like to brand the Taliban and Wahabbism "conservative."


Title: Re: I wish someone had warned me about the Conservative Cave
Post by: djones520 on February 23, 2009, 08:23:16 AM
Banning a mention of anything...how creepy....aren't the DUers at all uncomfortable with that whole notion?  It seems so Taliban-esque.  And everyone knows, the MSM like to brand the Taliban and Wahabbism "conservative."




They had a thread going over there yesterday where the DUmmies voted to ban the linking to certain websites.  Thankfully there are still some sane people there and the majority where against it.
Title: Re: I wish someone had warned me about the Conservative Cave
Post by: Lord Undies on February 23, 2009, 08:38:52 AM
Banning a mention of anything...how creepy....aren't the DUers at all uncomfortable with that whole notion?  It seems so Taliban-esque.  And everyone knows, the MSM like to brand the Taliban and Wahabbism "conservative."




The justify their inability to allow sane voices by claiming DU is a place for progressives to express themselves unfettered and without being bothered by the ignorance, hatred, and bigotry of conservatives.  This ridiculous cover is expressed as if the ignorance, hatred, and bigotry of conservatives is common knowledge and needs no qualification, and since it is just as real as the stars and the sky above, everyone should automatically understand.

The Little Goon's second argument is that conservative sites are just as hostile and exclusive to them as they are to conservatives.  Of course, that is as ridiculous as all their other arguments.  For that to be true the Little Goons have to suspend reality again.  All the conservative sites I know LOVE to have little Goons visit.  The problem for the Little Goons is that they cannot compete in an honest debate, nor can they defend their worldview in any real and honest context.

In the end, we have the Little Goons at DU, who cannot participate outside the wall they have constructed, and  conservatives who must be stopped by the wall.  Somehow, this strange arrangement makes all thing equal in the mind of the Little Goons.
Title: Re: I wish someone had warned me about the Conservative Cave
Post by: Carl on February 23, 2009, 08:52:49 AM
The justify their inability to allow sane voices by claiming DU is a place for progressives to express themselves unfettered and without being bothered by the ignorance, hatred, and bigotry of conservatives.  This ridiculous cover is expressed as if the ignorance, hatred, and bigotry of conservatives is common knowledge and needs no qualification, and since it is just as real as the stars and the sky above, everyone should automatically understand.

The Little Goon's second argument is that conservative sites are just as hostile and exclusive to them as they are to conservatives.  Of course, that is as ridiculous as all their other arguments.  For that to be true the Little Goons have to suspend reality again.  All the conservative sites I know LOVE to have little Goons visit.  The problem for the Little Goons is that they cannot compete in an honest debate, nor can they defend their worldview in any real and honest context.

In the end, we have the Little Goons at DU, who cannot participate outside the wall they have constructed, and  conservatives who must be stopped by the wall.  Somehow, this strange arrangement makes all thing equal in the mind of the Little Goons.



Isn`t this the normal result of liberal/socialism?
Similar to what the Berlin wall was for.
Title: Re: I wish someone had warned me about the Conservative Cave
Post by: Wretched Excess on February 23, 2009, 08:53:17 AM
Hmm... I googled Bobby Jindal and I'm through 15 pages of results. Still don't see CC.

Guess they needed to use that for a cover...

I looked last night, and if you google for "Piyush Jindal", we are on page two.  in fact, it's this thread, which probably doesn't count . . . but still.
Title: Re: I wish someone had warned me about the Conservative Cave
Post by: Lord Undies on February 23, 2009, 08:59:36 AM
Isn`t this the normal result of liberal/socialism?
Similar to what the Berlin wall was for.

Sort of, except the Berlin Wall was built to keep normal people inside.  The DUmplin' Wall is there to keep normal people outside.
Title: Re: I wish someone had warned me about the Conservative Cave
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on February 23, 2009, 10:57:16 AM
I'm guilty of exactly that.

I really detest smileys and tags.

If one can't make his point in words, he should learn some writing.

When I quote primitives myself, I omit those stupid things.

If the primitives were half-skilled in writing, they wouldn't need those gimmicks.

By the way, Mrs. Smith, great find, and I thank you.  For the longest time I've been under the impression the primitives on Skins's island are blissfully unaware of our existence, excepting of course for Playboy Pedro.

edited to add last paragraph; sorry for the inconvenience

 :bawl:


 :tongue:
Title: Re: I wish someone had warned me about the Conservative Cave
Post by: AllosaursRus on February 23, 2009, 11:25:43 AM
Heh, heh! H5 Tank!  :-)
Title: Re: I wish someone had warned me about the Conservative Cave
Post by: MrsSmith on February 23, 2009, 07:10:56 PM
I'm guilty of exactly that.

I really detest smileys and tags.

If one can't make his point in words, he should learn some writing.

When I quote primitives myself, I omit those stupid things.

If the primitives were half-skilled in writing, they wouldn't need those gimmicks.

By the way, Mrs. Smith, great find, and I thank you.  For the longest time I've been under the impression the primitives on Skins's island are blissfully unaware of our existence, excepting of course for Playboy Pedro.

edited to add last paragraph; sorry for the inconvenience

We're going to end up "the other site that cannot be named."   :lmao:

And the point to the thread wasn't the OP I quoted, it was the obama/chimp pic on the "diversity" site...which was NOT marked with a smilie or sarcasm tag.     :rotf:
Title: Re: I wish someone had warned me about the Conservative Cave
Post by: DixieBelle on February 23, 2009, 08:49:06 PM
Hi lurking DUmmies!!!
Title: Re: I wish someone had warned me about the Conservative Cave
Post by: crockspot on February 23, 2009, 09:12:32 PM
Hmmm... I guess I just imagined all the variations of chimpanzee that W was compared to on DU all those years.

I just hope CC doesn't end up on the list of sites that shall not be named.
Title: Re: I wish someone had warned me about the Conservative Cave
Post by: Odin's Hand on February 23, 2009, 09:14:11 PM
Hmmm... I guess I just imagined all the variations of chimpanzee that W was compared to on DU all those years.
I just hope CC doesn't end up on the list of sites that shall not be named.

Hell, that's half of Swamp Rat's portfolio right there.
Title: Re: I wish someone had warned me about the Conservative Cave
Post by: USA4ME on February 23, 2009, 09:33:12 PM
Quote from:
Pool Hall Ace

I wish someone had warned me about the Conservative Cave.

Consider yourself duly warned.  As conservatives, we've more intelligence in our right foot pinky toe than if one were to take the collective intelligence of the DUmmies, place them in one body, and they were to live 10,000 lifetimes having retained the knowledge they obtained from one life to another.  You're scared to even try to take us on, a move completely born of your own incompetence and fear of being dismantled and humiliated(though you lie to yourself and claim it's based on your own undesire to even try), so you lurk while we laugh at you.  You're nobodys wishing you were somebodys, which is quite comical, and it's the only reason anyone takes interest in you at all.  It's how life has always been and will always be for you and your ilk, so get used to it.

.
Title: Re: I wish someone had warned me about the Conservative Cave
Post by: Airwolf on February 23, 2009, 10:09:03 PM
Bite me asshats. 90% of you can't even claim to be decent human beings
Title: Re: I wish someone had warned me about the Conservative Cave
Post by: Gwitness on February 23, 2009, 11:41:04 PM
Bite me asshats. 90% of you can't even claim to be decent human beings

You're being generous.  I would say 99.9999999999%
Title: Re: I wish someone had warned me about the Conservative Cave
Post by: franksolich on February 24, 2009, 04:57:55 AM
Bite me asshats. 90% of you can't even claim to be decent human beings.

Oh God no.

That's one of the primary primitive delusions, that they're decent and civilized people.
Title: Re: I wish someone had warned me about the Conservative Cave
Post by: mamacags on February 24, 2009, 07:50:39 AM
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rasputin1952   (1000+ posts)        Tue Feb-24-09 07:38 AM
Response to Original message
14. Locking...
Conservative Cave is on the Bad Site List.

And while mosr Conservatives live in caves, nos sense in usshing theit stuff here,,,
 


English must be a third language for rasputin. :thatsright:
Title: Re: I wish someone had warned me about the Conservative Cave
Post by: Odin's Hand on February 24, 2009, 08:03:10 AM
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rasputin1952   (1000+ posts)        Tue Feb-24-09 07:38 AM
Response to Original message
14. Locking...
Conservative Cave is on the Bad Site List.

And while mosr Conservatives live in caves, nos sense in usshing theit stuff here,,,   

Booyah! In your face, DUmmies!

(http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c266/NickB53/thbigskinner.jpg)
Title: Re: I wish someone had warned me about the Conservative Cave
Post by: franksolich on February 24, 2009, 08:27:55 AM
Oh no.

Now we're "the other site that shall not be mentioned."

Damn.
Title: Re: I wish someone had warned me about the Conservative Cave
Post by: Wretched Excess on February 24, 2009, 09:32:58 AM
we are bad enough that they lock threads in which we are mentioned, but not bad enough to delete them, apparently.  we have got to try harder, people. :-)
Title: Re: I wish someone had warned me about the Conservative Cave
Post by: asdf2231 on February 24, 2009, 09:51:09 AM
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rasputin1952   (1000+ posts)        Tue Feb-24-09 07:38 AM
Response to Original message
14. Locking...
Conservative Cave is on the Bad Site List.

And while mosr Conservatives live in caves, nos sense in usshing theit stuff here,,,
   

(http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l307/asdf2231/smileys%20and%20fun/overflow/l_462910d447408ec9f2a177a07ae0c7bd.gif)
Title: Re: I wish someone had warned me about the Conservative Cave
Post by: Lord Undies on February 24, 2009, 09:52:06 AM
we are bad enough that they lock threads in which we are mentioned, but not bad enough to delete them, apparently.  we have got to try harder, people. :-)

I'm nasty, vile, and truthful.  I don't know what more I can do.
Title: Re: I wish someone had warned me about the Conservative Cave
Post by: djones520 on February 24, 2009, 09:52:34 AM
   

(http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l307/asdf2231/smileys%20and%20fun/overflow/l_462910d447408ec9f2a177a07ae0c7bd.gif)

That's beyond disturbing...
Title: Re: I wish someone had warned me about the Conservative Cave
Post by: AllosaursRus on February 24, 2009, 10:44:27 AM
I'm nasty, vile, and truthful.  I don't know what more I can do.

Same here, I don't know how to be a bigger prick to them than I already is!
Title: Re: I wish someone had warned me about the Conservative Cave
Post by: Chris_ on February 24, 2009, 10:47:48 AM
Same here, I don't know how to be a bigger prick to them than I already is!

Viagra overdose?
Title: Re: I wish someone had warned me about the Conservative Cave
Post by: bijou on February 24, 2009, 11:58:59 AM
This is a bit late but I have only just got round to uploading it.

(http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a380/flitton/racistdu-1.jpg)
Title: Re: I wish someone had warned me about the Conservative Cave
Post by: The Village Idiot on February 24, 2009, 01:35:16 PM
we are bad enough that they lock threads in which we are mentioned, but not bad enough to delete them, apparently.  we have got to try harder, people. :-)

and of course they accuse conservatives of stifling divergent viewpoints
Title: Re: I wish someone had warned me about the Conservative Cave
Post by: Airwolf on February 24, 2009, 03:33:01 PM
Yeah more of that diversity they love to claim they have but suddenly forget about when their opinons the only one that counts. The inbreading over there has reached critical mass and is about to explode into a huge blast of moronicism.
Title: Re: I wish someone had warned me about the Conservative Cave
Post by: BlueStateSaint on February 24, 2009, 04:13:13 PM
Yeah more of that diversity they love to claim they have but suddenly forget about when their opinons the only one that counts. The inbreading over there has reached critical mass and is about to explode into a huge blast of moronicism.

 :thatsright:

Hasn't that stage already been reached?
Title: Re: I wish someone had warned me about the Conservative Cave
Post by: Chris_ on February 24, 2009, 05:06:40 PM
   

(http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l307/asdf2231/smileys%20and%20fun/overflow/l_462910d447408ec9f2a177a07ae0c7bd.gif)

Wow -- from "Geeks" right?
Title: Re: I wish someone had warned me about the Conservative Cave
Post by: asdf2231 on February 24, 2009, 05:13:11 PM
Wow -- from "Geeks" right?

Yar!