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Title: My wife came home after being around her brother-in law
Post by: CC27 on February 21, 2009, 09:17:34 AM
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MineralMan  (1000+ posts)      Sat Feb-21-09 09:44 AM
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My wife came home after being around her brother-in law
for a couple of hours. This is my idiot freeperish b-i-l. She told me that he had been on an anti-Obama rant the whole time she was there. She really tries to counter this guy and point him towards the truth, but he's completely hopeless.

Here's one of the things he told her:

"Obama is giving $7 trillion to the Internet 2 conspiracy, which will allow only 1200 websites and will track everything you do on the internet."

$7 trillion, eh, dumbass?

I keep telling her to just go to her happy place when this moron begins one of his rants, but it's hard for her. I simply will not interact with him at all, for fear of a fatal hemmorhage of the brain.

The only bright spot is that he keeps talking about moving to Mexico. Now, he can't speak Spanish, hates hispanics, and knows nothing about Mexico at all, but he still thinks he's going to go there, get a great job and live like a king. I have offered to pay for a one-way ticket to anywhere in Mexico, as long as he goes there by himself to "get settled." I figure he'd call someone there a "spic" or a "beaner" on the first day and get killed. So far, he hasn't taken me up on his offer.


The ball is bouncing.

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Title: Re: My wife came home after being around her brother-in law
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on February 21, 2009, 09:34:47 AM
Conspiracy theorists are so-o-o-o-o 2001 - 2008!
Title: Re: My wife came home after being around her brother-in law
Post by: Texacon on February 21, 2009, 10:29:16 AM
Hey, the guy has to have SOME place to go ... after all;

"500,000,000 Americans are losing their jobs EVERY MONTH!!!1111!!!!"

$7,000,000,000,000.00 won't go far when you have to divide it up amongst 6 Billion jobless Americans.

 :rotf:

KC
Title: Re: My wife came home after being around her brother-in law
Post by: BlueStateSaint on February 21, 2009, 10:54:23 AM
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I keep telling her to just go to her happy place when this moron begins one of his rants

What if she's already at "her happy place?" :lmao: :rotf: :naughty: :loser: :mental:
Title: Re: My wife came home after being around her brother-in law
Post by: JohnnyReb on February 21, 2009, 11:11:35 AM
"I keep telling her to just go to her happy place".... DUmmie speak for, "Smoke another joint".