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Title: Playboy Pedro bashes liberal media
Post by: franksolich on February 20, 2009, 03:12:40 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x5088082

Oh my.

Playboy Pedro has got to change his modus operandi, to select topics of more interest to the other primitives.  He doesn't draw them like he used to.

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Atman  (1000+ posts)        Thu Feb-19-09 08:18 AM
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Again, the "liberal media" gives hatred a public forum...Coultergeist on Larry King tonight

The lunatics on the conservative sites love to rail against MSNBC and CNN for being liberal bastions, despite the fact that they are both totally in the tank for their corporate masters, the GOP.

MSNBC drops us a couple hours of fun in the evening while three hours of Republican bile is spewed every morning on Morning Joe. CNN has Wolf Blitzer and John King and a veritable cheerleading squad giving John McCain and the failed Republicans a place to whine like babies every day.

But honestly...what is the point of giving Ann Coulter one more SECOND of airtime? I'm sure Mr. King will compliment her and drool over her boyish hotness (*urp* -- excuse me, I just threw up in my mouth a little), and will never simply ask "Lady, what the bloody **** is wrong with you?" Oh well. I guess Coulter has another soon-to-be best-selling (in bulk, to GOP organizations) pamphlet, er, book (hehe) coming out.

It's the only time she emerges from her cave.

Only two primitives showed up at this bonfire; Playboy Pedro's got to change his messages to something that attracts the other primitives more.

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Cid_B (379 posts)      Thu Feb-19-09 08:23 AM
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1. Umm.. cause people watch?

He likes money? Take your pick.

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YOY  (1000+ posts)        Thu Feb-19-09 08:41 AM
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2. Ah ratings. 

She brings the goob rubes to the boob tube.
Title: Re: Playboy Pedro bashes liberal media
Post by: jukin on February 20, 2009, 04:01:38 PM
Seriously, how mentally f*cked up do you have to be to think the media is right leaning...hell even in the center?
Title: Re: Playboy Pedro bashes liberal media
Post by: USA4ME on February 20, 2009, 04:26:44 PM
Seriously, how mentally f*cked up do you have to be to think the media is right leaning...hell even in the center?

Pedro's too stupid to keep a job licking envelopes, so don't expect anything worthy of consideration to even accidently spew from him.

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Title: Re: Playboy Pedro bashes liberal media
Post by: franksolich on February 20, 2009, 04:34:02 PM
Pedro's too stupid to keep a job licking envelopes, so don't expect anything worthy of consideration to even accidently spew from him.

Playboy Pedro's been dealing with something else, too.

For years, he made a near-decent living hawking his artwork; not bundles of money, but some money--although his wife's always been the one bringing home the bacon, while Playboy Pedro brings home the occasional 99-cent package of Frito-Lay pork rinds.

Playboy Pedro's artwork was based upon the "Hate Bush" theme.

That's all the art Playboy Pedro ever did.

Well, George Bush is gone, and there's no market for that sort of thing any more.

One assumes Playboy Pedro could try something else, using the "Love 0bama" theme, but that market's way oversupplied, and to be honest, Playboy Pedro's artwork isn't, really, distinctive.  I dare one to tell the difference between a Playboy Pedro piece and a SwampRat piece, for example.

So actually, Playboy Pedro's dealing with two issues in life right now: (a) what to base his artwork on now, and (b) how to get rid of all of his old stuff, that's currently discounted 90% and not moving even at that?
Title: Re: Playboy Pedro bashes liberal media
Post by: JohnnyReb on February 20, 2009, 04:47:55 PM
Playboy Pedro's been dealing with something else, too.

For years, he made a near-decent living hawking his artwork; not bundles of money, but some money--although his wife's always been the one bringing home the bacon, while Playboy Pedro brings home the occasional 99-cent package of Frito-Lay pork rinds.

Playboy Pedro's artwork was based upon the "Hate Bush" theme.

That's all the art Playboy Pedro ever did.

Well, George Bush is gone, and there's no market for that sort of thing any more.

One assumes Playboy Pedro could try something else, using the "Love 0bama" theme, but that market's way oversupplied, and to be honest, Playboy Pedro's artwork isn't, really, distinctive.  I dare one to tell the difference between a Playboy Pedro piece and a SwampRat piece, for example.

So actually, Playboy Pedro's dealing with two issues in life right now: (a) what to base his artwork on now, and (b) how to get rid of all of his old stuff, that's currently discounted 90% and not moving even at that?

Well, there's always "Obama Ears".....Disney did well off of Mickey Mouse ears.