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Title: Dead Cat And Poop Filled Bathtub Prose Bouncy...
Post by: asdf2231 on February 18, 2009, 08:11:15 PM
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onlyadream  (281 posts)     Wed Feb-18-09 07:38 PM
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I'm sorry

To whoever you are,
I walked through your house yesterday, it was in shambles. The pipes burst and the first floor was destroyed. Despite this, I could easily see that your house must have been beautiful and it must have been very hard to leave it. And you must have left in a hurry, because when I opened the oven, there was chicken fingers, cooked - sitting on a baking pan. The place was a mess, there was garbage everywhere; poop in the bathtub and a dead cat in the corner. Words can't describe how bad it smelled.

When I got to your little girl's room, all I could do was shake my head. It was bright pink, there was a doll on the floor.

I don't know you, I didn't even know that the house was a short sell. The pictures on the internet showed a clean, nicely decorated house.

I cried for you and your family, because I could be you. I also cried because you are one of many, and it's so sad.

I've sat in my home, and watch the news, hearing about people like you. I shook my head thinking how you must have lived beyond your means. I'm sorry. Maybe you did, maybe you didn't. But now I know, now I see and I really am sorry.


Okay... Wait. What?!

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CLANG  (572 posts)      Wed Feb-18-09 07:50 PM
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1. I can't get past the poop in the bathtub. I'm sorry.

           
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monmouth  (1000+ posts)        Wed Feb-18-09 07:54 PM
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2. And who, in their right mind, would leave already cooked chicken fingers???...n/t


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alittlelark  (1000+ posts)        Wed Feb-18-09 08:48 PM
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22. Makes you hate the 'ppl living beyond their means'
 read through the responses.


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alittlelark  (1000+ posts)        Wed Feb-18-09 08:49 PM
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23. Only a horrid person 'living beyond their means' would do this
 read the responses to the post.


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Chorophyll  (1000+ posts)      Wed Feb-18-09 08:54 PM
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26. People seem to be having a problem getting past the cat.
 I saw that "living beyond their means" thing at the end. This post seems contrived to me, too.


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undeterred  (1000+ posts)        Wed Feb-18-09 07:58 PM
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3. What is this post about?


 :rotf:



Title: Re: Dead Cat And Poop Filled Bathtub Prose Bouncy...
Post by: Chris on February 18, 2009, 08:18:17 PM
Chicken fingers? :rofl:
Title: Re: Dead Cat And Poop Filled Bathtub Prose Bouncy...
Post by: LC EFA on February 18, 2009, 08:20:36 PM
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I've sat in my home, and watch the news, hearing about people like you. I shook my head thinking how you must have lived beyond your means. I'm sorry. Maybe you did, maybe you didn't. But now I know, now I see and I really am sorry.

I'm not sorry.

 :sosad:
Title: Re: Dead Cat And Poop Filled Bathtub Prose Bouncy...
Post by: The Village Idiot on February 18, 2009, 08:22:37 PM
Chicken fingers? :rofl:

yup. a big fat juicy dead cat bouncy
Title: Re: Dead Cat And Poop Filled Bathtub Prose Bouncy...
Post by: crockspot on February 18, 2009, 10:11:24 PM
Chickens don't have fingers.

Zero bongs.
Title: Re: Dead Cat And Poop Filled Bathtub Prose Bouncy...
Post by: Chris_ on February 19, 2009, 12:13:43 AM
One asks --- why was the primitive trespassing?  And if the conditions appeared to be bad for a senior resident, why were the authorities not called?  The ides of doing do does not appear in the OP nor the XOP.
Title: Re: Dead Cat And Poop Filled Bathtub Prose Bouncy...
Post by: Carl on February 19, 2009, 05:27:23 AM
Lurking DUmmies....

What does it say about how pathetic you and your site are when one of its trademarks are these stupid make believe stories that are posted there nearly every day?
Title: Re: Dead Cat And Poop Filled Bathtub Prose Bouncy...
Post by: JohnnyReb on February 19, 2009, 07:24:15 AM
40 years ago for a short while I worked as clean up man for rental and lease property......I've seen that kind of filth left behind by some people. .....and the government uses our tax dollars to build these types of people nice places to trash.
Title: Re: Dead Cat And Poop Filled Bathtub Prose Bouncy...
Post by: Flame on February 19, 2009, 08:13:09 AM
Ok, I know this is a bouncy, but am I the only one who, instead of "feeling sorry" for the poor person who had to leave his home, is instead, PISSED that he ould leave a defenseless animal to starve to death when he did leave?

Screw the person...I only have sympathy for the cat!
Title: Re: Dead Cat And Poop Filled Bathtub Prose Bouncy...
Post by: delilahmused on February 19, 2009, 11:59:33 AM
You'd think they would've at least left the oven open so the cat could have a last meal. Or left the window open so the cat could go catch its own dinner. Cats aren't as helpless as DUmmies.

Cindie
Title: Re: Dead Cat And Poop Filled Bathtub Prose Bouncy...
Post by: asdf2231 on February 19, 2009, 12:21:35 PM
Why didn't the cat eat the chicken fingers? :-)
Title: Re: Dead Cat And Poop Filled Bathtub Prose Bouncy...
Post by: The Village Idiot on February 19, 2009, 01:20:17 PM
Cat couldn't open the oven door. I would guess.
Title: Re: Dead Cat And Poop Filled Bathtub Prose Bouncy...
Post by: Wineslob on February 19, 2009, 02:18:28 PM
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onlyadream  (281 posts)     Wed Feb-18-09 07:38 PM
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I'm sorry

To whoever you are, you lived like a pig.
I walked through your house yesterday, it was in shambles. The pipes burst and the first floor was destroyed. Despite this, I could easily see that your house must have been beautiful and you must have been a complete idiot to leave it. And you must have left in a hurry, because when I opened the oven, there was chicken fingers, cooked - sitting on a baking pan. How the hell could you leave good munchies behind? The place was a mess, there was garbage everywhere; poop in the bathtub and a dead cat in the corner. Words can't describe how bad it smelled. You must be retarded.

When I got to your little girl's room, all I could do was shake my head. It was bright pink, there was a doll on the floor.

I don't know you, I didn't even know that the house was a short sell. Why oh why were you so stupid? The pictures on the internet showed a clean, nicely decorated house. I look now and think WTF???

I cried for your family, because I woulden't want be you. I also cried because you are one of many, who were this stupid and it's so sad.

I've sat in my home, and watch the news, hearing about people like you. I shook my head thinking how you must have lived beyond your means. DUmbass. Maybe you did. But now I know, now I see and I'm really glad I'm not like you. Loser  :loser:






Fixed, (crappy bouncey, 1 bong)
Title: Re: Dead Cat And Poop Filled Bathtub Prose Bouncy...
Post by: MarshallLaw on February 19, 2009, 02:20:11 PM
Cat couldn't open the oven door. I would guess.


Nah, it was too busy playing with the doll in the pink room and pooping in the tub.

You know how cats can get sidetracked.
Title: Re: Dead Cat And Poop Filled Bathtub Prose Bouncy...
Post by: asdf2231 on February 19, 2009, 02:34:56 PM
Holy Shit!

She posted a video of the house at Youtube and linked it in her thread at the DUmp!

Except she didn't sound all shattered and teary eyed when she was touring the place.  She sounded glib and pissed off.
And not real sure that there was a dead cat.
Title: Re: Dead Cat And Poop Filled Bathtub Prose Bouncy...
Post by: crockspot on February 19, 2009, 03:29:04 PM
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111. I walked through a house like that recently - OK, not quite so bad, but still nasty
   
And I felt bad for the folks being foreclosed on, until I took a look at the recent sales records of this property. Here's what THESE folks did.

The Father, a man of about 70, purchased this home in 2005 for about $750,000. In 2006, his son purchased the same property for a little shy of $1.2 Million. The father promptly returned to Pakistan and the son and his family soon followed.....

:fuelfire: