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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: asdf2231 on February 18, 2009, 12:48:23 PM
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http://www.variety.com/article/VR1118000187.html?categoryid=13&cs=1&nid=2564
Rocket launches 'Predator'
Clark to direct aliens vs. Jane Austen pic
By MICHAEL FLEMING
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Elton John's Rocket Pictures hopes to make the first Jane Austen adaptation to which men will drag their girlfriends.
Will Clark is set to direct "Pride and Predator," which veers from the traditional period costume drama when an alien crash lands and begins to butcher the mannered protags, who suddenly have more than marriage and inheritance to worry about.
Shooting will begin in London later this year. John exec produces, and his Rocket partners Steve Hamilton Shaw and David Furnish are producing.
Clark, who directed award-winning short "The Amazing Trousers," wrote the script with Andrew Kemble and John Pape.
"It felt like a fresh and funny way to blow apart the done-to-death Jane Austen genre by literally dropping this alien into the middle of a costume drama, where he stalks and slashes to horrific effect," Furnish said.
And for those that have not heard about it, Pride And Prejudice With Zombies.
(http://www.filmschoolrejects.com/images/austen-zombies.jpg)
http://www.filmschoolrejects.com/news/zombies-attack-mr-darcy-hollywood-studios-go-nuts.php
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Finally!
A treatment of the Jane Austin classic that I can apreciate!
Three snaps up in a circle!
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Watch and see who wins when the Predator runs into Braveheart!
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Finally!
A treatment of the Jane Austin classic that I can apreciate!
Three snaps up in a circle!
They should incorporate the Pred into all chick flicks. lol :p
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They should incorporate the Pred into all chick flicks. lol :p
Even porn?
oh...was that not what you meant by chick flics?
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Even porn?
oh...was that not what you meant by chick flics?
No clue what to say to this cause it's really awkward. LOL :)
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Hey Can you imagine if they start redoing classical movies and books in Zombie format?
The possibilities for Dicken's "Oliver" alone are truly awewsome!!!
"Please Sir, can I have more... BRAINNNNSSSSSSS...."
And the musical numbers?
"Consider yourself, OUR LUNCH!!! Arrghhhhhhhaaaaaaa!!!"
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No clue what to say to this cause it's really awkward. LOL :)
You have to forgive Dutch.
He's improved mightily since they taught him how to wear shoes and walk upright after instructing him on the finer points of the M-16 Rifle.
But he's an animal at heart. :-)
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Hey Can you imagine if they start redoing classical movies and books in Zombie format?
The possibilities for Dicken's "Oliver" alone are truly awewsome!!!
"Please Sir, can I have more... BRAINNNNSSSSSSS...."
And the musical numbers?
"Consider yourself, OUR LUNCH!!! Arrghhhhhhhaaaaaaa!!!"
That would make Dickens tolerable ;) lol :p
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You have to forgive Dutch.
He's improved mightily since they taught him how to wear shoes and walk upright after instructing him on the finer points of the M-16 Rifle.
But he's an animal at heart. :-)
its walking MOSTLY upright... still bloody up my knuckles on the damn curbs.
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its walking MOSTLY upright... still bloody up my knuckles on the damn curbs.
We have to give you credit though man, you're down to, what?, two body shavings a month now? :rotf:
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You have to forgive Dutch.
He's improved mightily since they taught him how to wear shoes and walk upright after instructing him on the finer points of the M-16 Rifle.
But he's an animal at heart. :-)
Nothing to forgive. lol I just don't like the idea of porn, which is great, getting mixed up with chick flicks, which should die. lol :p
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its walking MOSTLY upright... still bloody up my knuckles on the damn curbs.
edited to include the bitchslap notice for having to explain it to a girl.
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Nothing to forgive. lol I just don't like the idea of porn, which is great, getting mixed up with chick flicks, which should die. lol :p
I like when they try combining them and some enterprising porn producer rolls out "Terms Of Enspearment"
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edited to include the bitchslap notice for having to explain it to a girl.
Hey don't bitchslap him! lol I'm already well aware that you're a knuckle dragging retardo. Sheesh. They told me that on my first day here :p
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I like when they try combining them and some enterprising porn producer rolls out "Terms Of Enspearment"
Shaving Ryan's Privates :-)
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Nothing to forgive. lol I just don't like the idea of porn, which is great, getting mixed up with chick flicks, which should die. lol :p
All good porn has chicks, so I don't understand where the problem would be by calling them chick flics. maybe we can file them as chick flics (P) and chick flics (non-P)
then, I suppose, we'd have to classify chick on chick flics (P) and chick with chick flics (non-P)
man...this is confusing...
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Hey don't bitchslap him! lol I'm already well aware that you're a knuckle dragging retardo. Sheesh. They told me that on my first day here :p
I was defending your honor because you are a girl and wouldn't understand he insulted you. :-)
retardo? it that like a speedo?
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We have to give you credit though man, you're down to, what?, two body shavings a month now? :rotf:
it's winter, so i am like good until....May.
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All good porn has chicks, so I don't understand where the problem would be by calling them chick flics. maybe we can file them as chick flics (P) and chick flics (non-P)
then, I suppose, we'd have to classify chick on chick flics (P) and chick with chick flics (non-P)
man...this is confusing...
chick flicks are chick flicks. Porn is porn. There ya go :)
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I was defending your honor because you are a girl and wouldn't understand he insulted you. :-)
retardo? it that like a speedo?
Oy vey.
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Nothing to forgive. lol I just don't like the idea of porn, which is great, getting mixed up with chick flicks, which should die. lol :p
Hi 5
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Hi 5
:-) loves me some porns.
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Austen Vs. Predator would be an awesome movie, albeit probably quite short.
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:-) loves me some porns.
dang, and I thought you were all sweet and innocent. There goes about 8 fantasies I had in the past few days.
:bawl:
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dang, and I thought you were all sweet and innocent. There goes about 8 fantasies I had in the past few days.
:bawl:
What kind of sick freak are YOU that your fantasies demand someone "Sweet and innocent"?
:stirpot:
Mine generally involve women with mad skillz on the level of a NASCAR pit crew.
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What kind of sick freak are YOU that your fantasies demand someone "Sweet and innocent"?
:stirpot:
lol.
good ones.
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What kind of sick freak are YOU that your fantasies demand someone "Sweet and innocent"?
:stirpot:
Mine generally involve women with mad skillz on the level of a NASCAR pit crew.
lol :lmao: love it.
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lol :lmao: love it.
mmmmeeeeeeoooowwww
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This reminded me of the Family Guy episode where Peter turns a production of "The King And I" into a science fiction story...
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Austen Vs. Predator would be an awesome movie, albeit probably quite short.
Not as short as watching "The Alamo " with John Wayne and the Mexican Army runs into Miniguns every time they charge.
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:-) loves me some porns.
Who Doesn't?
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Who Doesn't?
Losers? lol :loser: :p
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Losers? lol :loser: :p
christian respect and decency is for losers?
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christian respect and decency is for losers?
Oh geeeeeeeeeeez :) lol lighten up a little, just having fun here.
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Oh geeeeeeeeeeez :) lol lighten up a little, just having fun here.
lighten up?? how racist, and I am as white as possible. parts of me haven't seen the sun for 25 years!
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lighten up?? how racist, and I am as white as possible. parts of me haven't seen the sun for 25 years!
LOL I'll give you a run for your money! I'm like, the whitest white person ever. lol In both skin color, and nerdicalness. (I also make up words :p )
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christian respect and decency is for losers?
bitchslapped for not turning the other cheek.
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LOL I'll give you a run for your money! I'm like, the whitest white person ever. lol In both skin color, and nerdicalness. (I also make up words :p )
I try not to make up too many words, cuz if I see it later I might wonder why I was so crazy. but nerdicalness?? whats the ical?
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I try not to make up too many words, cuz if I see it later I might wonder why I was so crazy. but nerdicalness?? whats the ical?
:shucks: hell if I know! lol Just type what pops into my head ;)
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Who says we don't have the best and the smartest here at CC?