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Title: For those blessed to be of Scottish descent, and those cursed to wish they were
Post by: Chris_ on February 18, 2009, 11:57:37 AM: (http://www.sheldoncomics.com/strips/sd090215.png)

Ye may take our lands, but ye'll ne'er take OUR BEER!!!
Title: Re: For those blessed to be of Scottish descent, and those cursed to wish they were
Post by: Wineslob on February 18, 2009, 12:22:30 PM: Being partly Scot (Clan McClaren), thats funny.
Title: Re: For those blessed to be of Scottish descent, and those cursed to wish they were
Post by: Chris_ on February 18, 2009, 12:26:44 PM: What's worn under a Scot's kilt?

Nothing. It's all in perfect working order. :-)
Title: Re: For those blessed to be of Scottish descent, and those cursed to wish they were
Post by: Chris_ on February 18, 2009, 12:45:05 PM: Ye know that how a Scotsman wears his kilt says a lot about the Scotsman's character.

If he wears it above the knee, he's an exhibitionist.

If he wears it at knee length, he's modest.

If he wears it below the knee, he's a damned liar!
Title: Re: For those blessed to be of Scottish descent, and those cursed to wish they were
Post by: asdf2231 on February 18, 2009, 01:51:49 PM: There are two kinds of people in the world.

Those with a little Scotsman in them...

And those that were able to wake up just in time and scramble away before GETTING a little Scotsman in them.

:-)
Title: Re: For those blessed to be of Scottish descent, and those cursed to wish they were
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on February 18, 2009, 02:14:57 PM: Just send the hawt redhead babes, and leave the Jocks home. That would sure shatter MY resistance!

:cheersmate:
Title: Re: For those blessed to be of Scottish descent, and those cursed to wish they were
Post by: Mike220 on February 18, 2009, 04:04:32 PM: Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on February 18, 2009, 02:14:57 PM
Just send the hawt redhead babes, and leave the Jocks home. That would sure shatter MY resistance!

:cheersmate:

Yeah, what he said.
Title: Re: For those blessed to be of Scottish descent, and those cursed to wish they were
Post by: debk on February 18, 2009, 05:20:57 PM: Aye.....and I'm from the Clan Campbell and Clan McKay.....me grandmother came over from the olde country in 1921. She was McKay was her middle name and Campbell her maiden name.

My brother's middle name is Campbell, and it's my niece's first name.
Title: Re: For those blessed to be of Scottish descent, and those cursed to wish they were
Post by: Mike220 on February 18, 2009, 05:36:53 PM: I'm keeping this one.

Clan Bell myself, on my fathers side.
Title: Re: For those blessed to be of Scottish descent, and those cursed to wish they were
Post by: Wayne on February 18, 2009, 05:48:44 PM: From Tyre. Folks came here around 1850.
Title: Re: For those blessed to be of Scottish descent, and those cursed to wish they were
Post by: Chris_ on February 18, 2009, 09:25:17 PM: Fraser and McClaren here. :cheersmate:
Title: Re: For those blessed to be of Scottish descent, and those cursed to wish they were
Post by: Chris_ on February 18, 2009, 09:53:25 PM: Clan Dunbar, at least until my first ancestor came to America, back in 1675.
Title: Re: For those blessed to be of Scottish descent, and those cursed to wish they were
Post by: MarshallLaw on February 19, 2009, 01:31:04 PM: German-Irish.

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Title: Re: For those blessed to be of Scottish descent, and those cursed to wish they were
Post by: asdf2231 on February 19, 2009, 01:55:32 PM: Dutch-Polish-French-mix.

Basically I'm an American.
Title: Re: For those blessed to be of Scottish descent, and those cursed to wish they were
Post by: MarshallLaw on February 19, 2009, 02:02:05 PM: Quote from: asdf2231 on February 19, 2009, 01:55:32 PM
Dutch-Polish-French-mix.

I'm sorry and you're welcome.
Title: Re: For those blessed to be of Scottish descent, and those cursed to wish they were
Post by: Odin's Hand on February 19, 2009, 04:26:28 PM: Have ancestors from Clans Ferguson and MacNeill. Particapated in Iron Thistle and the games at the Oklahoma Scottish Festival a few years ago.
Title: Re: For those blessed to be of Scottish descent, and those cursed to wish they were
Post by: Chris_ on February 19, 2009, 04:36:36 PM: Quote from: Mike220 on February 18, 2009, 04:04:32 PM
Yeah, what he said.

Not classic redheads, but still...
(http://www.franchisetimes.com/images/editorial/Oct07p76_a.jpg)
Title: Re: For those blessed to be of Scottish descent, and those cursed to wish they were
Post by: Wineslob on February 19, 2009, 05:11:29 PM: Quote from: freedumb2003 on February 19, 2009, 04:36:36 PM
Not classic redheads, but still...
(http://www.franchisetimes.com/images/editorial/Oct07p76_a.jpg)

No need to ask what's under those kilts........................ :naughty:
Title: Re: For those blessed to be of Scottish descent, and those cursed to wish they were
Post by: Chris_ on February 20, 2009, 01:28:45 PM: Quote from: Wineslob on February 19, 2009, 05:11:29 PM

No need to ask what's under those kilts........................ :naughty:

Me!!!!

Well, one of them anyway; if one of them was my beautiful, gloriously wonderful wife, who just caught me making this post...

OWWWW!

Excuse me while I get my ass kicked....