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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: thundley4 on February 18, 2009, 09:44:02 AM
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A man whose penis met an ill fate with a grinder in Brisbane's north this afternoon has been rushed to hospital.
It is understood the 23-year-old was working in Northgate when he was injured just after 2pm.
A Department of Emergency Services spokeswoman could not identify the type of grinder that had injured the man or detail how he came in contact with the device.
Although the extent of his injuries is not known, paramedics who treated the man at the scene were able to stem the bleeding.
He was transported to the Royal Brisbane Hospital.
Sausage (http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/news/queensland/mans-penis-injured-in-grinder-accident/2009/02/18/1234632881186.html)
I'm stumped as to how this could happen. :uhsure:
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He probably was trying to sneak a "Polish Sausage" into the grinder.........
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Sausage (http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/news/queensland/mans-penis-injured-in-grinder-accident/2009/02/18/1234632881186.html)
I'm stumped as to how this could happen. :uhsure:
He totally stuck his weenus in there!! lol Or maybe he fell on it? ;) hehe :lmao:
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He totally stuck his weenus in there!! lol Or maybe he fell on it? ;) hehe :lmao:
while hanging curtains? :rotf:
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while hanging curtains? :rotf:
some people are just not normal
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Let me guess, he was checking the blades on the grinder with his pants off and fell in? Oh my.......
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I hear he's in the bed next to the moron who had his buddy stick a compressed air hose up his ass and turned it on.
Seriously, wtf is wrong with people?
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Hey, Cletus! Hold mah beer n' watch this.
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Leftism is one of the horrible diseases that happens to many, but this must be an advanced stage shortbus syndrome, ASSS
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I hate when that happens.
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Well, since he might not be able to have children now, I wonder if this would qualify for a Darwin Award.
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Well, since he might not be able to have children now, I wonder if this would qualify for a Darwin Award.
i bet he is gay... but I think he still has the sperm makers
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The article doesn't mention what type of grinder it was.
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The article doesn't mention what type of grinder it was.
Obviously, it was a meat grinder.
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The article doesn't mention what type of grinder it was.
Organ grinder??
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I told WE not to make sausage while nekkid. LOL!
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I told WE not to make sausage while nekkid. LOL!
I don't think that WE has a worry, it's too short to get caught in a grinder, at least that's what his wife told me!!
:bolt:
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Mini-grinder. :-)
:rimshot:
(http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b293/aggie8387/grinder.jpg)
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Was he making head cheese?
KC
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Where's Bijou?