The Conservative Cave
The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: Chris on February 15, 2009, 11:00:11 AM
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I found this in my e-mail today... :-)
"I am Mr Babatunde Robinson. a computer scientist working with central bank of Nigeria.I just started work with C.B.N. and I came across your file which was marked X and your released disk painted RED, I took time to study it and found out that you have paid VIRTUALLY all fees and but the fund was not released to you.
The most annoying thing is that they won't tell you the truth that on no account will they ever release the fund to you,instead they allow you spend money unnecessarily,I do not intend to work here all the days of my life, I can release this fund to you if you can certify me of my security.
I needed to do this because you need to know the statues of your Funds and cause for the delay,Please this is like a Mafia setting in Nigeria, you may not understand it because you are not a Nigerian. The only thing needed to release this fund is the Anti drug/terrorist clearance certificate which will be tendered to any of your nominated bank and the INTERNAL REVENUE SERVICE(IRS)for clearance of the transfered amount in your account.
Once the Anti drug /terrorist clearance certificate is obtained funds will immediately reflect in your bank within 10 Minutes,the certificate is all that is needed to complete this transaction.
Note that the actual funds is valued at $15.5 MILLION USD and the president made a compensation fund release for all unpaid beneficiary valued at $10 million usd.
Listed below are the mafia's and banks behind the non release of your funds that i managed to sneak out for your kind persual.
1) Prof. Charles soludo
2) Senator David Mark
3) Chief Joseph Sanusi
4) Dr. R. Rasheed
5) Barrister Awele Ugorji
6) Mr Roland Ngwa
7) Barrister Ucheuzo Williams
8) Mr. Ernest Chukwudi Obi
9) Dr. Patrick Aziza
Deputy Governor - Policy / Board Member
10) Mr. Tunde Lemo
Deputy Governor - Financial Sector Surveillance / Board Member
11) Mrs. W. D. A. Mshelia
Deputy Governor - Corporate Services / Board Members
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122) NATWEST BANK
123) ECO Bank
124) Credit Bank
125)Barr Greg Thompson
Do get in touch with me immediately with my direct number +2347039224490 to conclude this final transaction immediately,and also send to me your convenient tel/fax numbers for easy communications."
Regards,
Mr Babatunde Robinson
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That damned Dr. Patrick Aziza! The son of a bitch must still be trying to get back at me over that little thing in Cote d'Ivoire! Cocksucker.
:banghead: :censored: :hammer:
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I hear Blackwater can be hired to go in and fix thsi problem . Probably with half the hassle too, :-)
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Do they have my Pony?