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Title: Obama Breaks Down in Tears of Happiness After Stimulus Bill Passes
Post by: bijou on February 14, 2009, 04:21:38 PM
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Washington, D.C.- As President Barack Obama watched the Senate vote on the Stimulus Bill Friday night, witnesses said the President was "crying in happiness" over the success of the bill.

President Obama, who plans to go on vacation after he signs the Bill into law, is said to have said that the bill is "a new step towards freedom in the United States" and that "the poor will have pressure taken off of them" now that the bill has passed. Others at the get-together also said that Obama stated that, "The tide has turned, and a sigh of relief should fill the land."

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link (http://jumpinginpools.blogspot.com/2009/02/obama-breaks-down-in-tears-of-happiness.html)

I can't believe he needs a holiday after less than a month on the job.
Title: Re: Obama Breaks Down in Tears of Happiness After Stimulus Bill Passes
Post by: Chris_ on February 14, 2009, 04:34:01 PM
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"The tide has turned, and a sigh of relief should fill the land."

More like a gasp of fear has gripped the land.
Title: Re: Obama Breaks Down in Tears of Happiness After Stimulus Bill Passes
Post by: Mike220 on February 14, 2009, 04:39:52 PM
link (http://jumpinginpools.blogspot.com/2009/02/obama-breaks-down-in-tears-of-happiness.html)

I can't believe he needs a holiday after less than a month on the job.

I guess destroying the country is a harder job than we thought.
Title: Re: Obama Breaks Down in Tears of Happiness After Stimulus Bill Passes
Post by: Peter3_1 on February 14, 2009, 05:10:47 PM
Oh my God of all things large and small, please grant that Mr. Obama decides to stay in vacation for another 4 years, and that he takes Mr Emanuel with him, pretty please? ahmen
Title: Re: Obama Breaks Down in Tears of Happiness After Stimulus Bill Passes
Post by: Texacon on February 14, 2009, 06:50:06 PM
More like a gasp of fear has gripped the land.

For those of us who have to PAY for it, yes.  For the recipients ... not so much.

KC
Title: Re: Obama Breaks Down in Tears of Happiness After Stimulus Bill Passes
Post by: Chris on February 14, 2009, 06:53:01 PM
I can't believe he needs a holiday after less than a month on the job.

I can't believe he cried like a little girl.  ****ing retarded.
Title: Re: Obama Breaks Down in Tears of Happiness After Stimulus Bill Passes
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on February 14, 2009, 07:29:12 PM
He's been in office less than a month and he cries from stress and has to take his 2nd escape.

In Fahrenheit 911 didn't Michael Moore try to rip Bush a new one for taking too many vacations suggesting Bush wasn't paying attention...and that was BEFORE we had 2 wars.

What's his excuse for Obama?
Title: Re: Obama Breaks Down in Tears of Happiness After Stimulus Bill Passes
Post by: Lord Undies on February 14, 2009, 08:03:10 PM
That Sinclair guy was telling the truth.  The Magic Negro really is a queer.
Title: Re: Obama Breaks Down in Tears of Happiness After Stimulus Bill Passes
Post by: Chris_ on February 14, 2009, 08:08:00 PM
I hope he goes on a permanent holiday.
Title: Re: Obama Breaks Down in Tears of Happiness After Stimulus Bill Passes
Post by: Chris on February 14, 2009, 08:11:15 PM
I hope he goes on a permanent holiday.

That means Joe Biden would have to take over. :p
Title: Re: Obama Breaks Down in Tears of Happiness After Stimulus Bill Passes
Post by: Lord Undies on February 14, 2009, 08:19:09 PM
That means Joe Biden would have to take over. :p

That would be fun!  That jerk could be worked like a lump of clay.
Title: Re: Obama Breaks Down in Tears of Happiness After Stimulus Bill Passes
Post by: DixieBelle on February 14, 2009, 08:27:23 PM
I'm still trying to figure out how all of that pork in the bill takes the pressure off the poor.
Title: Re: Obama Breaks Down in Tears of Happiness After Stimulus Bill Passes
Post by: Chris on February 14, 2009, 08:28:18 PM
I'm still trying to figure out how all of that pork in the bill takes the pressure off the poor.

Because they're not paying for it?

Did I mention this bill was ****ing bullshit?
Title: Re: Obama Breaks Down in Tears of Happiness After Stimulus Bill Passes
Post by: DixieBelle on February 14, 2009, 08:31:05 PM
I think it's ****ing bullshit with an extra does of bullshit on the side. All paid for by you and me and everyone else who works for a living.
Title: Re: Obama Breaks Down in Tears of Happiness After Stimulus Bill Passes
Post by: Lord Undies on February 14, 2009, 08:39:14 PM
I'm still trying to figure out how all of that pork in the bill takes the pressure off the poor.


It doesn't.  What is does is destroy our free-market economy.  It has been their dream for years.  Now it is reality.

What this little illegal f*cker and his liberal allies have done is destroy the United States of America.  If we don't grab back real fast, we don't have a country.

I can't imagine what Americans were thinking when they elected this parade of Bozos.  I know the country is already regretting the idea.

These anti-American fools must be stopped now. 
Title: Re: Obama Breaks Down in Tears of Happiness After Stimulus Bill Passes
Post by: DixieBelle on February 14, 2009, 08:42:12 PM
Amen brother. Amen...