The Conservative Cave

Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: franksolich on February 13, 2009, 04:49:29 PM

Title: sparkling husband primitive wants to be safe
Post by: franksolich on February 13, 2009, 04:49:29 PM

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x5046357

Quote

Stinky The Clown  (1000+ posts)        Fri Feb-13-09 03:30 PM
Original message

My Big Assed jar of Skippy is getting low. Has all the bad peanut shit been taken off the market? 

Is it now safe to buy Skippy peanut butter?

I'm too tired to bother copying-and-pasting primitive comments, so here it is.

Title: Re: sparkling husband primitive wants to be safe
Post by: BlueStateSaint on February 13, 2009, 05:15:39 PM

Coach, the emasculated one would probably be scared by . . . cabbage? :evillaugh: :lmao: :rotf:

So, peanut butter scaring this one really shouldn't be a surprise . . .

Title: Re: sparkling husband primitive wants to be safe
Post by: JohnnyReb on February 13, 2009, 05:25:22 PM

I have half a jar left......it's been tested.....hey, I know it's good because I ain't dead yet.......the DUmmie can have what's left for a mear $25 + shipping

Title: Re: sparkling husband primitive wants to be safe
Post by: AllosaursRus on February 13, 2009, 05:28:32 PM

Quote from: JohnnyReb on February 13, 2009, 05:25:22 PM

I have half a jar left......it's been tested.....hey, I know it's good because I ain't dead yet.......the DUmmie can have what's left for a mear $25 + shipping

H5!!!!!!!  :lmao:

Title: Re: sparkling husband primitive wants to be safe
Post by: diesel driver on February 13, 2009, 06:03:52 PM

What's life without risk.  Life's too short to play it safe. 

GO FOR IT!  Except instead of buying Skippy, try Jif or Peter Pan instead.  Variety, man, variety....

Title: Re: sparkling husband primitive wants to be safe
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on February 13, 2009, 06:23:32 PM

He is such a ***** that ol' 2-sparkles outhta apply for official Lesbo membership.

 :loser: