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Title: Man tries to swipe 'male enhancement tablets' in Fort Pierce
Post by: bijou on February 13, 2009, 11:48:33 AM: Quote
FORT PIERCE â€” A Port St. Lucie manâ€™s attempt to swipe â€œmale enhancement tabletsâ€ from a Wal-Mart Supercenter ended with a trip to jail instead, according to a recently released affidavit.

Veroy Omar Chin, 29, got a trip to jail Wednesday after trying to abscond with Extenze Male Enhancement tablets from the retail giant in the 5100 block of Okeechobee Road.

A loss prevention worker spied Chin, of the 1700 block of Bella Vista Way, as he selected the tablets, which according to a Wal-Mart web site entry can â€œincrease your sizeâ€ and are â€œdoctor approved, clinically tested.â€ He walked out without paying and was detained.

Chin reportedly was â€œargumentative and uncooperativeâ€ and asked to be given a break and afforded a chance to pay for the tablets, also billed as being able to â€œenhance pleasure & performance.â€

...(http://media.tcpalm.com/tcp/content/img/photos/2009/02/13/chin_veroy_t220.JPG)
link (http://www.tcpalm.com/news/2009/feb/13/man-tries-swipe-male-enhancement-tablets-fort-pier/)

As I was perusing the crime news for Florida I noticed this ...Obama picks former police chief for Fort Pierce, PSL as drug czar (http://www.tcpalm.com/news/2009/feb/13/obama-picks-former-police-chief-fort-pierce-psl-dr/) :rotf:
Title: Re: Man tries to swipe 'male enhancement tablets' in Fort Pierce
Post by: Chris_ on February 13, 2009, 12:08:00 PM: Oh, this guy's gonna get the shaft now. :-)
Title: Re: Man tries to swipe 'male enhancement tablets' in Fort Pierce
Post by: dutch508 on February 13, 2009, 12:27:18 PM: This story is HUGE!!!
Title: Re: Man tries to swipe 'male enhancement tablets' in Fort Pierce
Post by: JohnnyReb on February 13, 2009, 07:11:51 PM: Quote from: dutch508 on February 13, 2009, 12:27:18 PM
This story is HUGE!!!

No........it might have been if he had gotten a chance to use them.
Title: Re: Man tries to swipe 'male enhancement tablets' in Fort Pierce
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on February 13, 2009, 07:19:38 PM: (http://media.tcpalm.com/tcp/content/img/photos/2009/02/13/chin_veroy_t220.JPG)

I expected a white guy...or an oriental.

This guy is REALLY hatin' life.
Title: Re: Man tries to swipe 'male enhancement tablets' in Fort Pierce
Post by: ReardenSteel on February 13, 2009, 09:38:48 PM: Give the guy a break guys. He's small time. Not like he has a long record of big enormous crimes. So he has this little indiscretion. I for one will be the bigger man about all this.

:-)
Title: Re: Man tries to swipe 'male enhancement tablets' in Fort Pierce
Post by: Chris_ on February 13, 2009, 09:42:14 PM: ..."If incarceration last longer than 4 hours, consult a physician"...
Title: Re: Man tries to swipe 'male enhancement tablets' in Fort Pierce
Post by: Chris_ on February 14, 2009, 07:36:32 AM: Quote from: ReardenSteel on February 13, 2009, 09:38:48 PM
Give the guy a break guys. He's small time. Not like he has a long record of big enormous crimes. So he has this little indiscretion. I for one will be the bigger man about all this.

:-)
I think he got the short end of the stick.
Title: Re: Man tries to swipe 'male enhancement tablets' in Fort Pierce
Post by: BlueStateSaint on February 14, 2009, 07:38:54 AM: Yup . . . He'll feel it for a while . . .
Title: Re: Man tries to swipe 'male enhancement tablets' in Fort Pierce
Post by: Chris_ on February 14, 2009, 08:59:35 AM: Quote from: BlueStateSaint on February 14, 2009, 07:38:54 AM
Yup . . . He'll feel it for a while . . .
Maybe the judge will go soft on him.
Title: Re: Man tries to swipe 'male enhancement tablets' in Fort Pierce
Post by: Chris_ on February 14, 2009, 11:13:12 AM: Quote from: lug-nut on February 14, 2009, 08:59:35 AM
Maybe the judge will go soft on him.

Betcha Bubba won't...
Title: Re: Man tries to swipe 'male enhancement tablets' in Fort Pierce
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on February 14, 2009, 03:39:46 PM: Quote from: lug-nut on February 14, 2009, 08:59:35 AM
Maybe the judge will go soft on him.
I don't even think it will stand up in court.
Title: Re: Man tries to swipe 'male enhancement tablets' in Fort Pierce
Post by: RobJohnson on February 14, 2009, 04:17:35 PM: He'll finally get some hard time.
Title: Re: Man tries to swipe 'male enhancement tablets' in Fort Pierce
Post by: Chris_ on February 15, 2009, 06:30:14 AM: Quote from: RobJohnson on February 14, 2009, 04:17:35 PM
He'll finally get some hard time.

You don't think they'll let this one slide?
Title: Re: Man tries to swipe 'male enhancement tablets' in Fort Pierce
Post by: RobJohnson on February 15, 2009, 08:37:50 AM: It took him a few seconds to put his hands up.
Title: Re: Man tries to swipe 'male enhancement tablets' in Fort Pierce
Post by: RobJohnson on February 15, 2009, 08:42:04 AM: Quote from: lug-nut on February 14, 2009, 08:59:35 AM
Maybe the judge will go soft on him.

He might get off.
Title: Re: Man tries to swipe 'male enhancement tablets' in Fort Pierce
Post by: Chris_ on February 15, 2009, 09:24:41 AM: Quote from: RobJohnson on February 15, 2009, 08:37:50 AM
It took him a few seconds to put his hands up.
Up what?
Title: Re: Man tries to swipe 'male enhancement tablets' in Fort Pierce
Post by: RobJohnson on February 15, 2009, 07:15:11 PM: Shoplifting carries stiff consequences.