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Title: worthless freeloading bum wily primitive wants to go asea, but remains aground
Post by: franksolich on February 12, 2009, 05:49:07 AM: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x5035776

Oh my.

The worthless freeloading bum the wily primitive, who built that ark in the middle of the mountains and forests of Tennessee, with the idea that sooner or later he's going to float it out to the Atlantic Ocean.

The worthless freeloading bum the wily primitive in the past has expressed the wish to leave America because it's so lousy, but at the same time inquired how one collects American welfare while one's out of America.

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Wiley50 (1000+ posts) Thu Feb-12-09 06:12 AM
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Seasteading: A Practical Guide to Homesteading the High Seas

Full book available free on line

If you love living in boats (or think you might)

http://www.seasteading.org/book_beta/full_book_beta.pdf

all else omitted, because it's just a bunch quoted nonsense

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B o d i (255 posts) Thu Feb-12-09 06:16 AM
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1. Starring Kevin Costner?

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Wiley50 (1000+ posts) Thu Feb-12-09 06:19 AM
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3. Not quite. Much more real

A 28 foot sailboat has been my home for three years

It's a good place to hide out, to avoid making child-support payments, one supposes.

The skidmarked underwear primitive:

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Skidmore (1000+ posts) Thu Feb-12-09 06:18 AM
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2. Well, this is something you won't catch me doing.

I'm a prairie girl and need some land beneath my feet. Besides, I can't swim. You'll find me on the plains where the tall grasses blow and the smell of the rich black loam permeates the air.
Title: Re: worthless freeloading bum wily primitive wants to go asea, but remains aground
Post by: JohnnyReb on February 12, 2009, 07:06:37 AM: A real land yacht......... :rotf:
Title: Re: worthless freeloading bum wily primitive wants to go asea, but remains aground
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on February 12, 2009, 09:09:31 AM: A 28-foot sailboat, yeah...on pilings, in somebody's back yard!

:rotf:
Title: Re: worthless freeloading bum wily primitive wants to go asea, but remains aground
Post by: dutch508 on February 12, 2009, 09:57:45 AM: I always thought skidmore was a guy...

and isn't that 28 foot boat in like...west virginia?
Title: Re: worthless freeloading bum wily primitive wants to go asea, but remains aground
Post by: franksolich on February 12, 2009, 10:23:08 AM: Quote from: dutch508 on February 12, 2009, 09:57:45 AM
I always thought skidmore was a guy...

and isn't that 28 foot boat in like...west virginia?

The skidmarked underwear primitive's a farmwife in eastern Iowa, in late middle age.

The worthless freeloading bum the wily primitive's ark is way up in the mountains of Tennessee.
Title: Re: worthless freeloading bum wily primitive wants to go asea, but remains aground
Post by: USA4ME on February 12, 2009, 05:26:47 PM: Quote from: franksolich on February 12, 2009, 10:23:08 AM
The worthless freeloading bum the wily primitive's ark is way up in the mountains of Tennessee.

I wish I knew where. I'd pay him a visit.

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Title: Re: worthless freeloading bum wily primitive wants to go asea, but remains aground
Post by: franksolich on February 12, 2009, 05:28:20 PM: Quote from: USA4ME on February 12, 2009, 05:26:47 PM
I wish I knew where. I'd pay him a visit.

I'd pay him a visit all the way from Nebraska, just to see how he plans on getting that thing seaworthy, and floating it out to sea.
Title: Re: worthless freeloading bum wily primitive wants to go asea, but remains aground
Post by: BlueStateSaint on February 12, 2009, 06:29:52 PM: Quote from: franksolich on February 12, 2009, 05:28:20 PM
I'd pay him a visit all the way from Nebraska, just to see how he plans on getting that thing seaworthy, and floating it out to sea, and then mock him to high heaven.

Hopefully, Coach, you'd do what I added, too.
Title: Re: worthless freeloading bum wily primitive wants to go asea, but remains aground
Post by: LC EFA on February 12, 2009, 06:46:31 PM: Quote from: JohnnyReb on February 12, 2009, 07:06:37 AM
A real land yacht......... :rotf:

I refer to my boat as a "Lawn Trawler" :-)
Title: Re: worthless freeloading bum wily primitive wants to go asea, but remains aground
Post by: The Village Idiot on February 12, 2009, 07:15:49 PM: You cathcing cats with that thing?
Title: Re: worthless freeloading bum wily primitive wants to go asea, but remains aground
Post by: LC EFA on February 12, 2009, 07:32:05 PM: Quote from: FGL on February 12, 2009, 07:15:49 PM
You cathcing cats with that thing?

Leaves, bugs and rainwater for the most part.