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Title: Man calls 911 when Burger King runs out of lemonade
Post by: bijou on February 10, 2009, 10:46:53 AM: Quote
BOYNTON BEACH -- A 66-year-old man called 911 when he found out that Burger King ran out of lemonade, police said. Police arrested Jean Fortune on Friday night after police showed up to investigate his complaint at the Burger King 1521 W. Boynton Beach Blvd. and discovered that he had called because he was unhappy about the lack of lemonade. Fortune was charged with misusing the 911 system.
link (http://www.cbs12.com/news/king_4714207___article.html/burger_police.html)

Quiz: In which state is Boynton Beach? :-)
Title: Re: Man calls 911 when Burger King runs out of lemonade
Post by: Eupher on February 10, 2009, 10:53:59 AM: It's gotta be something in the water there that makes people do incredibly stupid things. :whatever:
Title: Re: Man calls 911 when Burger King runs out of lemonade
Post by: bijou on February 10, 2009, 10:55:59 AM: Quote from: Eupher on February 10, 2009, 10:53:59 AM
It's gotta be something in the water there that makes people do incredibly stupid things. :whatever:
Maybe there is a big 'crazy magnet' there and all these people are irresistibly drawn to Florida.
Title: Re: Man calls 911 when Burger King runs out of lemonade
Post by: Atomic Lib Smasher on February 10, 2009, 10:56:50 AM: Quote from: bijou on February 10, 2009, 10:46:53 AM
link (http://www.cbs12.com/news/king_4714207___article.html/burger_police.html)

Quiz: In which state is Boynton Beach? :-)

Nah, he should have called this guy...

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Title: Re: Man calls 911 when Burger King runs out of lemonade
Post by: ReardenSteel on February 10, 2009, 10:57:34 AM: Quote from: bijou on February 10, 2009, 10:46:53 AM
link (http://www.cbs12.com/news/king_4714207___article.html/burger_police.html)

Quiz: In which state is Boynton Beach? :-)

Boynton Beach? Is it Iowa? :p

Why didn't he call Obama for his lemonade?

This all reminds me of a favorite quote. "When life hands you lemons, shut the Hell up and eat your ****ing lemons. What? You think your going to get free fruit handed too you all your life?"
Title: Re: Man calls 911 when Burger King runs out of lemonade
Post by: Chris_ on February 10, 2009, 12:18:40 PM: Wait til that dingbat finds out he's not getting a pony from Ooooooobama either. :-)
Title: Re: Man calls 911 when Burger King runs out of lemonade
Post by: franksolich on February 10, 2009, 02:08:20 PM: You know, I've never been to Florida, but I quite reasonably assume that native Floridians are some of the nicest people one can hope to meet.

I suspect that of all these really weird people from Florida who get into the news for doing really stupid stuff are transplants from other places, usually from the northeastern Atlantic states.

I'm no Stalinist, but at times, I think Florida would be much better off if it could expel all those residents who came there after, say, 1970, sending them back to their original states.
Title: Re: Man calls 911 when Burger King runs out of lemonade
Post by: Chris_ on February 10, 2009, 03:13:19 PM: Quote from: franksolich on February 10, 2009, 02:08:20 PM
You know, I've never been to Florida, but I quite reasonably assume that native Floridians are some of the nicest people one can hope to meet.

I suspect that of all these really weird people from Florida who get into the news for doing really stupid stuff are transplants from other places, usually from the northeastern Atlantic states.

I'm no Stalinist, but at times, I think Florida would be much better off if it could expel all those residents who came there after, say, 1970, sending them back to their original states.
Texas would do quite well to do the same. :fuelfire: :tongue: :-)
Title: Re: Man calls 911 when Burger King runs out of lemonade
Post by: Peter3_1 on February 10, 2009, 03:32:53 PM: wELL, TRANSPLANTS DO SOME STUPID THINGS. Homer and Jewell Pryce from here were colossial pains in the ass. They were anoying and pushy, wanted to live in seclusion. So they retired to West (BY GOD!) VIRGINA. Got their 40 acre farm with a half mile long SHARED access drive. They took to bitching at their new neighbor a WV native about where he deove on the access road. Then they started filming the neighbor's comings and goings and complaining to the Sheriff.

So, one Sunday morning after Church, they started ragging on the man, so he got his winchester and killed them both, drove to the Sheriff and surrendered himself. Used the "they needed killing" defense, and got 10 years. He's now out.

They are not.

Didn't Clint Eastwood say "A man's gotta know his limitations"? Why do so few consider limitations today?
Title: Re: Man calls 911 when Burger King runs out of lemonade
Post by: Hawkgirl on February 10, 2009, 06:18:49 PM: West Palm Beach is being over-run by haitian gangs.

Anyone living in palm beach (me) knows to stay away from anything east of I95 and west of US 1.

The rest of the area is beautiful. I know, I live here. :-)
Title: Re: Man calls 911 when Burger King runs out of lemonade
Post by: The Village Idiot on February 10, 2009, 07:52:09 PM: Quote from: bijou on February 10, 2009, 10:46:53 AM
link (http://www.cbs12.com/news/king_4714207___article.html/burger_police.html)

Quiz: In which state is Boynton Beach? :-)

Joisey?
Title: Re: Man calls 911 when Burger King runs out of lemonade
Post by: The Village Idiot on February 10, 2009, 07:53:05 PM: Florida. That wass my next guess.
Title: Re: Man calls 911 when Burger King runs out of lemonade
Post by: Hawkgirl on February 10, 2009, 08:07:55 PM: THIS board makes me want to pack up and move out of Florida...!!!!

NOT! :evilbird:
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Title: Re: Man calls 911 when Burger King runs out of lemonade
Post by: The Village Idiot on February 10, 2009, 08:13:33 PM: Quote from: Hawkgirl on February 10, 2009, 08:07:55 PM
THIS board makes me want to pack up and move out of Florida...!!!!

NOT! :evilbird:
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hawkgirl likes girls? good taste too.
Title: Re: Man calls 911 when Burger King runs out of lemonade
Post by: Hawkgirl on February 10, 2009, 08:17:47 PM: Quote from: FGL on February 10, 2009, 08:13:33 PM
hawkgirl likes girls? good taste too.

I don't dislike girls, I can appreciate a nice body when I see one (man or woman). :-)
Title: Re: Man calls 911 when Burger King runs out of lemonade
Post by: The Village Idiot on February 10, 2009, 09:39:07 PM: Quote from: Hawkgirl on February 10, 2009, 08:17:47 PM
I don't dislike girls, I can appreciate a nice body when I see one (man or woman). :-)

can you appreciate a fat ugly body too?? nicest guy on Earth?
Title: Re: Man calls 911 when Burger King runs out of lemonade
Post by: Thor on February 11, 2009, 09:57:25 AM: Quote from: franksolich on February 10, 2009, 02:08:20 PM
... I'm no Stalinist, but at times, I think Florida would be much better off if it could expel all those residents who came there after, say, 1970, sending them back to their original states.

Quote from: lug-nut on February 10, 2009, 03:13:19 PM
Texas would do quite well to do the same. :fuelfire: :tongue: :-)

Amen, Brother Lug !!! :clap: :bow: