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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: thundley4 on February 09, 2009, 02:22:13 PM
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A STEEL worker blasted a high-pressure air hose up his workmate’s backside — making his intestines explode.
Denis Schwarz, 25, said he only wanted to help his pal who complained of sweaty buttocks.
The blast ruptured the man’s intestines and he almost died.
He was in intensive care for 11 days after emergency surgery.
Schwarz told a court in Leipzig, Germany: “It was just a bit of fooling around.â€
His victim told of his “incredible painâ€.
Schwarz was given a nine-month suspended prison sentence.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2217463.ece
With friends like that, who needs enemas? :evillaugh:
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http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2217463.ece
With friends like that, who needs enemas? :evillaugh:
Groan...
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Groan... Groin...
:lmao:
Fixed.
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For those who see nothing wrong with blowing sunshine up a comrade's butt...
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Groan...
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Eh, just turn the other cheek.
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ben burch??
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Something here doesn't fit reality. I have been a proud owner of an airtight backside since I was born. Blowing air across sweaty buttocks would not rupture bowels. That air hose had to be inserted.
This story has a homo air to it.
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I think we all know it was.
probably liquor related too.
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Something here doesn't fit reality. I have been a proud owner of an airtight backside since I was born. Blowing air across sweaty buttocks would not rupture bowels. That air hose had to be inserted.
This story has a homo air to it.
:rotf:
Who knows? This guy might've just wanted to whistle the motif to Beethoven's Fifth Symphony out of his ass, and just got carried away.
:lmao:
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probably planned Ode to Joy... became Eve of Dustruction
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Something here doesn't fit reality. I have been a proud owner of an airtight backside since I was born. Blowing air across sweaty buttocks would not rupture bowels. That air hose had to be inserted.
This story has a homo air to it.
A high pressure air hose, even common 100psi air can easily devastate the human body with a direct hit.
Of course, this story does still have a homo whiff in the air to it :thatsright:
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Something here doesn't fit reality. I have been a proud owner of an airtight backside since I was born. Blowing air across sweaty buttocks would not rupture bowels. That air hose had to be inserted.
This story has a homo air to it.
Do you 'suppose he was just hanging curtains in the kitchen, while naked, and accidently "fell on it"? :whatever:
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A high pressure air hose, even common 100psi air can easily devastate the human body with a direct hit.
So, basically everyone I worked with for 5 years was just lucky? We all (all!) used the trailer compressor to blow the crap off of us before getting back in the trucks, those babies were pushing 100psi at a lot of CFM...
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Do you 'suppose he was just hanging curtains in the kitchen, while naked, and accidently "fell on it"? :whatever:
A million to one shot, Doc! A million to one!
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A high pressure air hose, even common 100psi air can easily devastate the human body with a direct hit.
[youtube=425,350]Y9nN3XNs2yY[/youtube]
Isn't that how they kill cattle now?
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So, basically everyone I worked with for 5 years was just lucky? We all (all!) used the trailer compressor to blow the crap off of us before getting back in the trucks, those babies were pushing 100psi at a lot of CFM...
We use @120psi air to run air tools at work, and routinely use them to dust ourselves off. You just have to be really careful around the ears.
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So, basically everyone I worked with for 5 years was just lucky? We all (all!) used the trailer compressor to blow the crap off of us before getting back in the trucks, those babies were pushing 100psi at a lot of CFM...
Honestly, yes. In fact you've been in violation of OSHA (http://www.osha.gov/pls/oshaweb/owadisp.show_document?p_table=DIRECTIVES&p_id=1742) laws.
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Honestly, yes. In fact you've been in violation of OSHA (http://www.osha.gov/pls/oshaweb/owadisp.show_document?p_table=DIRECTIVES&p_id=1742) laws.
Heaven forbid I be in violation of the hand-wringing REGULATIONS from the pansy-asses at OSHA...
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[youtube=425,350]Y9nN3XNs2yY[/youtube]
Isn't that how they kill cattle now?
Steers and queers.
I've been waiting forever to use that movie line. :evillaugh:
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Heaven forbid I be in violation of the hand-wringing REGULATIONS from the pansy-asses at OSHA...
Those pansy-asses wield a fair amount of power, actually, especially when it comes to citations. It can be quite expensive ignoring their standards (their operative word for regulations) and God help you if you provide them a document that's out of date and had been superceded by another document which you inadvertently didn't provide.
Just went through that goat-****, and don't ever want to go through that again.
Under the Obama Regime, OSHA's gonna grow a new set of 'nads and it'll get even worse. Under Bush 43, things had settled down somewhat.
No more. The moonbats think that the government is here to help. :rotf: :lmao:
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Something here doesn't fit reality. I have been a proud owner of an airtight backside since I was born. Blowing air across sweaty buttocks would not rupture bowels. That air hose had to be inserted.
This story has a homo air to it.
I agree. Something doesn't add up.