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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: ScubaGuy on February 08, 2009, 12:25:15 PM
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I know that online petitions go nowhere, but it's fun to screw with the DUmp monkeys.
DUmp link (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x5007451)
Petition link (http://www.petitiononline.com/856798/petition.html)
proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Sun Feb-08-09 12:49 AM
Original message
Petition to investigate Bush and Cheney for war crimes
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To: President Obama
We must go after Bush and Cheney for 1. Lying to the American people for the purposes of engaging this country in an act of illegaly invading a sovereign nation. 2.Being wholly complict in outing a CIA agent. 3. Authorizing warrantless wiretapes. And 4. Authorizing torture. Anything less than investigation and prosecution will be an embarrassment to this country... The reason that you don't torture is to create an international standard of human rights wherein torture is illegal. Many more of our enemies will use torture on us in the future if we lead an international consensus that says it's ok and won't be prosecuted. There is no question that the people who committed torture -- people who killed detainees, for example, as well as those who physically assaulted them -- need to be prosecuted and punished. Period. There is no alternative. I hate to be absolutist, but if we want torture to take place in the future, we should ignore the past. If we want to prevent torture, we should deal with the past so we don't repeat it... We can not tolerate the rape of the people's government and injustice that the Bush Admin has incurred. The people demand accountibility and a sign to others that greed and criminality WILL NOT be allowed to shape America or the world! Investigations and prosecutions MUST be part of OUR MOVING FORWARD! There can be no peace and now freedom until the war criminals Bush and Cheney are in prison.
Sincerely,
http://www.petitiononline.com/856798/petition.html
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v204/carlr/Petition-2.jpg)
:fuelfire:
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Name Address, City, State Zip Code Phone number Comments
102. Barry Obama 1700 Pennsylvania Ave Washington, DC Once I have signatures from all 57 states, I will either prosecute him or see if I can score some coke.
101. Ima DUmfuk U812 DUmpville
100. Spooked 911 Give me some chicken wire, cement block and kerosene and I can PROVE that he should be punished.
99. Joanne98 Put him in the same cell as my drug dealing son.
98. Seemslikeadream Don't forget to prosecute for blowing up the WTC.
97. Doug Ferrari SF Seeing that my wacko ex-wife signed, I would say this idea sucks.
96. One Blue Sky I agree, Obama launched rockets into Pakistan. HE MUST BE PUNISHED NOW
95. Patricia Leopard Throw them under the jail!
94. Gregg Kuljian 44280 Caspar Little Lake Rd. 95460 707-964-5992 Why do we have to ask? Do it!
93. mark e johnson san diego 92101
92. Ima Moonbat We need distract people from the failures of Obama, let's go after Bush.
91. James Lupton
90. Pam You must prosecute war crimes.
89. God Bless George W. Bush George Bush kept this country safe and saved American lives...we'll see how many die from Obama's tunnel visioned Ideology
88. Carolyn Nikkal Does the law apply to everyone or are we going to permanently declare that the elite are above the law?
87. Don Green Mr. President: You took an oath, no excuses for failure to perform.
86. Stupid Fukk If I were a smart fukk I'd be a conservative.
85. Tom Daschle It should be a crime to not pay one's taxes. Wait. Nevermind.
84. Skinner at DU As Karl marx said, "Liberal idiots and workers of the world unite."
83. Bill Clinton Damn, I'm horny!!
82. Howard Dean Yeaghhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v204/carlr/Petition2.jpg)
I guess I have had enough fun for now. :-)
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v204/carlr/Petition2.jpg)
I guess I have had enough fun for now. :-)
Excellent. :lmao:
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108. A. Booger Denny's Salad Bar I'm here but you can't see me! BWAHAHAHA !!!!
107. Obambi Oblowme we should impeach Obama for using tax dollars to bring the Palestinians to the USA. Saddam rewarded families with $300 for a suicide bomber, Ohole is giving them access to the USA...Yes these crimes MUST be PUNISHED. Send Obama to GITMO
106. Mike Littoris 812 Lickme Lane; Apt; Downstairs 0U812 696-969-6969
I'm dying! :rotf: :lmao:
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108. A. Booger Denny's Salad Bar I'm here but you can't see me! BWAHAHAHA !!!!
ha ha ha ha ha.... :-)
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Aw, looks like they turned on moderator approval. I added:
109. Dick Cheney Free As I told Leahy, "**** yourself."
With the public email address of laughing@youassholes.com. :-)
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ha ha ha ha ha.... :-)
It's from an old NL magazine I read in the 70's. :-)
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:uhsure:
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I just noticed that "Pat McGroyne" signed the petition.
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Online petitions never turn out well. Having said that I think this, like internet polls, prove that the majority of Americans are for Bush.
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I just noticed that "Pat McGroyne" signed the petition.
:cheersmate:
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I just noticed that "Pat McGroyne" signed the petition.
Wonder when Kareem O'Wheat will be making his appearance...
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Wonder when Kareem O'Wheat will be making his appearance...
Man, that guy sure gets around.
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106. Mike Littoris 812 Lickme Lane; Apt; Downstairs 0U812 696-969-6969
Bwahahahahahaha - I know Mike. He has a great sense of humor.
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BunkerHill24 (631 posts) Sun Feb-08-09 08:47 PM
Response to Original message
16. Signed, Sealed and Sent
"123 Signatures Total" so far.
Please sign the petition.
123. Jamal Edwards 8 Garrison Street, Boston, MA 02118
122. Billy D.DUPree
121. R. Limbaugh Behind The Golden Microphone I'm still here, B.O. Come and get me.
120. M. Lewinski Florida 1-800-555-BLOW Does Barry need an experienced intern? He looks so stressed I just know I could help him. My blue dress is back from the cleaners and I just stocked up on cigars.
119. Obama's head Up Hamas' backside
118. Pull my finger C'mon! Pull it!
117. Vladimir Lenin Nice work and a special shout out to my head useful idiot BARRY!! I'm smilin!!
116. Pat McGroyne
115. TominTib drunk on the street in Tiburon CA. I still can`t believe I got booted from the DUmp for just a silly little anti semitic remark...hell everyone at DU hates them,I just had the courage to say it out loud. You would think with all the stories I told they would have cut me some slack oh well,btw what is this Stolen Valor thing I am hearing about....oh damn guess that is what a real crime is huh,a violation of a written statute not a political disagreement.....gotta run
114. greenbriar The DUmp Who cares about all that,did I tell everyone about the expensive cruise that my worthless husband took me on? Fell in love with the lounge singer and want him sooooooo bad....btw did I mention how much money I make and all the expensive clothes I buy.....I am soooooooo much better then the rest of you signing this petition from the DUmp.
113. Barry the messiah walking on water Having a nicotine fit here!!!!!!!!!!
112. Ima Dumas Say No to the O
111. DingleBerry Thank you DUmmies for giving us your real names and home numbers..................calls coming soon:)
110. Michelle Obama 1601 Pennsylvania Ave 10111 702-345-9832 Barack is gay. I want some white dick!
109. David Allen 223 Imaloser Ave 22091 202-555-1212 Obama sux the big one
108. A. Booger Denny's Salad Bar I'm here but you can't see me! BWAHAHAHA !!!!
107. Obambi Oblowme we should impeach Obama for using tax dollars to bring the Palestinians to the USA. Saddam rewarded families with $300 for a suicide bomber, Ohole is giving them access to the USA...Yes these crimes MUST be PUNISHED. Send Obama to GITMO
106. Mike Littoris 812 Lickme Lane; Apt; Downstairs 0U812 696-969-6969
Guess he didn`t read what he was so proud of. :lmao:
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You guys are terrible. :fuelfire:
And funny as hell.
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Or Ivan Yakenov.
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125. Husb2Sparkly looking for my manhood Pleeeeeeease Sparkly let me out of the basement crapper,the cat keeps staring at me from the litterbox. I`ll be good honey...I promise,please let me have the family jewels back for a little while.
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
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This is fun.
Check the DUmp. The idiots there haven't even realized we've hijacked this thing. They think those are real signatures.
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This is fun.
Check the DUmp. The idiots there haven't even realized we've hijacked this thing. They think those are real signatures.
They're fascinated by big numbers and shiny objects. Let me know when one of them notices.
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I. B. Stewpid
Aye M. Krazzie
Willie B. Lead
U. Bee Numb
Faye U. Well
Dick Hopper
Donated by a coorperative ACORN worker....... :-)
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132. Ima Dickhead Is this going to happen within 24 business hours like that Will Pitt promised the other time on Rove being indicted?
131. UndergroundPanther insane asylum So what if I am an obese,ugly woman with orange hair that thinks they are a flying male panther......I am one of the most prominent posters at the DUmp and just as sane as anyone else there.
130. Yangen Mipud Looking for dick They told me at DU if I signed this I could get some free pot and cheetos Cool man where do I go now to get that dudes
129. Haywood Jablome
128. ima returd3 got to love those petitions that you can sign over and over and over again by yourself.
127. Ima Returd2
126. Ima Returd
125. Husb2Sparkly looking for my manhood Pleeeeeeease Sparkly let me out of the basement crapper,the cat keeps staring at me from the litterbox. I`ll be good honey...I promise,please let me have the family jewels back for a little while.
:-)
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Oh my.
133. Atman Connecticut Also investigate John C. Fremont, because it all began with him, in 1856.
132. Ima Dickhead Is this going to happen within 24 business hours like that Will Pitt promised the other time on Rove being indicted?
131. UndergroundPanther insane asylum So what if I am an obese,ugly woman with orange hair that thinks they are a flying male panther......I am one of the most prominent posters at the DUmp and just as sane as anyone else there.
130. Yangen Mipud Looking for dick They told me at DU if I signed this I could get some free pot and cheetos Cool man where do I go now to get that dudes
129. Haywood Jablome
128. ima returd3 got to love those petitions that you can sign over and over and over again by yourself.
127. Ima Returd2
126. Ima Returd
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Here are more good names:
http://names.freehosting.net/
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135. Phil McCrack I hope Mchopecokesnort goes after those dastardly rethugs
here is my contribution :-)
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Here are more good names:
http://names.freehosting.net/
H5, great list!
:rotf:
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Well, Hugh G. Rection has signed. :uhsure:
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Who's gonna sign for
Barry B. Yello
Barry B. Redd
Barry B. Coward
Barry B. Wacky
Barry B. Airhead
Barry Berry
Barry B. Muslim
Barry B. Black
Barry B. Dumbwitty
Barry B. Child
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Kareem of Wheat made it. He loves these petitions.
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34. Ima Fudgepacker Upyurbut Faryland
Oh thay fellas are any of my big strong boys from the GLBT forum here? Signing petitions just make me so tingly. I feel pretty, oh so pretty. Don't ya just love showtunes?
Bwahahahahahahaha!
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Has Demi Kratz shown up yet?
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Bwahahahahahaha - I know Mike. He has a great sense of humor.
He's always in a canoe. Maybe that's why he's so hard to find sometimes?
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Mike Hunt has showed itself . . . but Hugh G. Rection isn't there. :bawl: :bawl: :bawl: