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Title: 4 Day Fling With a Ridiculously Hot Chick You've Just Met
Post by: Gratiot on February 07, 2009, 01:23:25 PM: + lots of alcohol, should = :cheersmate:

Until you find out she's absolutely psycho and good with a blade :o :thatsright:

It's also a sure sign, you've had too much alcohol, valium, and sex when you can sleep through some one doing this to you! :o

Daily Mail (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1136287/One-night-stand-man-wakes-lover-carved-arm.html) with must see pics

Lancashire Telegraph (http://www.lancashiretelegraph.co.uk/news/blackburn/4090056.Blackburn_woman_tattooed_lover_with_her_name/) with a poor pic

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/02/05/article-0-0342591D000005DC-595_224x358.jpg)

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/02/05/article-0-034EF2FA000005DC-131_468x286.jpg)

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/02/05/article-0-034EF373000005DC-266_224x251.jpg)

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/02/05/article-0-034EF403000005DC-289_224x251.jpg)
Title: Re: 4 Day Fling With a Ridiculously Hot Chick You've Just Met
Post by: Chris on February 07, 2009, 01:27:38 PM: Holy crap! That's crazy.
Title: Re: 4 Day Fling With a Ridiculously Hot Chick You've Just Met
Post by: Gratiot on February 07, 2009, 01:29:17 PM: "She's pretty hot and the scars are kind of artistic. I'd hit it -Jerrod, Manchester

"I'd have hit it too" -Random Bloke

"Lucky it wasn't a bobbit as well!!!" -Jackie, Kent

"There are some people who would pay good money for that." -Bob, Wirral

"I'm a tattooist. I thought you'd like it" -Dominique Fisher

:lmao:
Title: Re: 4 Day Fling With a Ridiculously Hot Chick You've Just Met
Post by: Miss Mia on February 07, 2009, 01:33:05 PM: He definitely won't forget that night

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/02/05/article-0-034EF2FA000005DC-131_468x286.jpg)
Title: Re: 4 Day Fling With a Ridiculously Hot Chick You've Just Met
Post by: Miss Mia on February 07, 2009, 01:34:38 PM: Quote from: BadCat on February 07, 2009, 01:33:43 PM
I bet I know what her CU name is.

Oh....do tell....
Title: Re: 4 Day Fling With a Ridiculously Hot Chick You've Just Met
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on February 07, 2009, 01:48:10 PM: I hate when that happens.
Title: Re: 4 Day Fling With a Ridiculously Hot Chick You've Just Met
Post by: DixieBelle on February 07, 2009, 04:45:43 PM: Yikes! Well, he will never have to pay for his own beers again. :-)
Title: Re: 4 Day Fling With a Ridiculously Hot Chick You've Just Met
Post by: ReardenSteel on February 07, 2009, 10:30:17 PM: Pssshh. If I had a name carved into my arm for every night that.... oh, wait... :uhsure: :-)
Title: Re: 4 Day Fling With a Ridiculously Hot Chick You've Just Met
Post by: RightCoast on February 08, 2009, 07:20:21 AM: At least she didn't carve below the equator
Title: Re: 4 Day Fling With a Ridiculously Hot Chick You've Just Met
Post by: Chris_ on February 08, 2009, 07:46:37 AM: Quote from: BadCat on February 07, 2009, 01:45:59 PM
Nah, the one at CU who is LIKE that (and you know of whom I am speaking), is not that good looking.
LU?
Title: Re: 4 Day Fling With a Ridiculously Hot Chick You've Just Met
Post by: JohnnyReb on February 09, 2009, 08:14:37 AM: Quote from: BadCat on February 08, 2009, 10:28:28 AM
Actually they may have two like this, but one of them, I'm pretty sure is a shemale.

Me and Rodney Dangerfield, that'd be our luck. .....and she'd have every STD known to man.

The fear of STD's is why my list of "conquest" is so short.
Title: Re: 4 Day Fling With a Ridiculously Hot Chick You've Just Met
Post by: thundley4 on February 09, 2009, 08:32:31 AM: How effin drunk do you have to be to not wake up like that? If he was that drunk, there is a chance that he consented before passing out and didn't remember it.
Title: Re: 4 Day Fling With a Ridiculously Hot Chick You've Just Met
Post by: crockspot on February 09, 2009, 08:35:42 AM: I'd hogtie her first, then hit it. :evillaugh:
Title: Re: 4 Day Fling With a Ridiculously Hot Chick You've Just Met
Post by: MarshallLaw on February 09, 2009, 08:54:38 AM: Quote from: BadCat on February 08, 2009, 10:28:28 AM
No, she posts at CU.
Actually they may have two like this, but one of them, I'm pretty sure is a shemale.

Gator?
Title: Re: 4 Day Fling With a Ridiculously Hot Chick You've Just Met
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on February 09, 2009, 09:07:06 AM: Quote
From the Daily Mail story: "She inflicted the injuries on the 24-year-old at her home in Blackburn, Lancashire."

Four thousand ho's in Blackburn, Lancashire, and he has to pick her! :rotf: (Beatles ref)

And thundley4, apparently he was drunk and on Valium, oblivious to anything up to and including nuclear war when she did it.
Title: Re: 4 Day Fling With a Ridiculously Hot Chick You've Just Met
Post by: The Village Idiot on February 09, 2009, 04:38:54 PM: :popcorn:

what drugs was he on?