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Title: Ouch! Man lobs his willy off
Post by: bijou on February 05, 2009, 03:03:53 PM
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A CARELESS man is in hospital after slicing off his penis and flushing it away down the loo.
Medics in Serbia managed to save 45-year-old Ratko Dudic’s life.

But they couldn't fish out his severed manhood from the town’s main drains.

Urologist Dr Branko Potic from the Nis Clinical Centre said: “The patient’s life is not in danger.”

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link (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2208658.ece?OTC-RSS&ATTR=News)

Well at least he won't be bothering blow up dolls in a car park.  :-)
Title: Re: Ouch! Man lobs his willy off
Post by: thundley4 on February 05, 2009, 03:26:33 PM
His sex life is literally in the toilet. No pun needed.  :-)
Title: Re: Ouch! Man lobs his willy off
Post by: Eupher on February 05, 2009, 03:31:52 PM
In a very real sense, unless he's already procreated, he's gotta be a Darwin Award winner.
Title: Re: Ouch! Man lobs his willy off
Post by: jtyangel on February 05, 2009, 03:43:01 PM
my...what an unfortunate name he has...perhaps instead of Dudic...he should now be known as Nodic.  :shucks:
Title: Re: Ouch! Man lobs his willy off
Post by: mamacags on February 05, 2009, 04:11:51 PM
There is a website somewhere out there that has men doing this and filming it.  Not the flushing part but the parting part.  I don't understand how a person gets that kind of crazy where they start lopping off body parts. :mental:
Title: Re: Ouch! Man lobs his willy off
Post by: JohnnyReb on February 05, 2009, 05:15:34 PM
Quote from: mamacags on February 05, 2009, 04:11:51 PM
There is a website somewhere out there that has men doing this and filming it.  Not the flushing part but the parting part.  I don't understand how a person gets that kind of crazy where they start lopping off body parts. :mental:

It's called "extreme body modification". I think they should start with their head....the big one of course.
Title: Re: Ouch! Man lobs his willy off
Post by: Tess on February 05, 2009, 05:42:51 PM
Quote from: jtyangel on February 05, 2009, 03:43:01 PM
my...what an unfortunate name he has...perhaps instead of Dudic...he should now be known as Nodic.  :shucks:

 :lmao:
Title: Re: Ouch! Man lobs his willy off
Post by: jinxmchue on February 06, 2009, 10:23:54 AM
lob - to throw

lop - to cut
Title: Re: Ouch! Man lobs his willy off
Post by: Chris_ on February 06, 2009, 11:29:23 AM
Quote from: jtyangel on February 05, 2009, 03:43:01 PM
my...what an unfortunate name he has...perhaps instead of Dudic...he should now be known as Nodic.  :shucks:
...doesn't really matter.  He won't come when called.