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Title: Florida man busted after public display with blowup sex dolls
Post by: bijou on February 05, 2009, 11:35:31 AM
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CAPE CORAL: A 51-year-old man was arrested after he was found making out with blowup sex dolls in a grocery store parking lot.

Families say they witnessed a very private act in a Publix parking lot along Santa Barbara Boulevard.

"It's just crazy you know and I'm with my daughter and she couldn't believe what we were seeing," said witness Arthur Castro.

The blowup dolls (pictured below) had female body parts and witnesses say 51-year-old George Bartusek was touching them very inappropriately.

"As I walk by I saw this guy with two blowup dolls - kissing them and bouncing them and trying to get people's attention," said a witness who wanted to remain anonymous.

A customer that saw what was happening inside the car ran inside the store to get a manager while another customer called Cape Coral police....

link (http://www.nbc-2.com/articles/readarticle.asp?articleid=25679&z=3)

Ewww, it was a threesome.
Title: Re: Florida man busted after public display with blowup sex dolls
Post by: Atomic Lib Smasher on February 05, 2009, 11:39:30 AM
Doesn't say whether the blowup dolls were available for purchase in the grocery  store, but knowing Florida.....  :fuelfire: :whistling:
Title: Re: Florida man busted after public display with blowup sex dolls
Post by: JohnnyReb on February 05, 2009, 11:44:08 AM
"He made his first appearance before a judge Thursday morning on a charge of trespassing and disturbing the peace."

...uh...should that maybe be spelled "pieces". ....plural and all, you know.
Title: Re: Florida man busted after public display with blowup sex dolls
Post by: Tucker on February 05, 2009, 12:10:17 PM
Wonder if he needed this?

http://www.archerymarket.com/store/product/12562/Bell-Sports--Deluxe-Inner-Tube-Repair-Kit/
Title: Re: Florida man busted after public display with blowup sex dolls
Post by: The Village Idiot on February 05, 2009, 12:43:08 PM
come on... I've heard they make much better looking dolls these days
Title: Re: Florida man busted after public display with blowup sex dolls
Post by: bijou on February 05, 2009, 12:46:03 PM
come on... I've heard they make much better looking dolls these days
Did "a friend" tell you that?  :rotf:
Title: Re: Florida man busted after public display with blowup sex dolls
Post by: Chris_ on February 05, 2009, 12:50:01 PM
I think the perp just had an inflated ego.   :-)
Title: Re: Florida man busted after public display with blowup sex dolls
Post by: bijou on February 05, 2009, 12:50:39 PM
I think the perp just had an inflated ego.   :-)
The whole story has been blown up out of all proportion.
Title: Re: Florida man busted after public display with blowup sex dolls
Post by: Chris_ on February 05, 2009, 12:56:56 PM
The whole story has been blown up out of all proportion.
This story has legs....4 apparently.   :-)
Title: Re: Florida man busted after public display with blowup sex dolls
Post by: Wineslob on February 05, 2009, 02:19:24 PM
This story has legs....4 apparently.   :-)



Nope.....................5
Title: Re: Florida man busted after public display with blowup sex dolls
Post by: MarshallLaw on February 05, 2009, 02:41:15 PM


Nope.....................5


Someone is missing one then, there were two dolls and the perv...I mean perp. By my math, that's six.

Okay, seven if you want to count it that way.



I kind of hesitate to mention the five years I spent in Cape Coral, I left in 1993. Back then there were no stores that sold such, uh.......party favors allowed in the city limits, banned by code.
Title: Re: Florida man busted after public display with blowup sex dolls
Post by: jtyangel on February 05, 2009, 02:51:45 PM
This story has legs....4 apparently.   :-)

This story is full of holes...just sayin' :uhsure: :popcorn:
Title: Re: Florida man busted after public display with blowup sex dolls
Post by: Tucker on February 05, 2009, 03:09:31 PM
This story is full of holes...just sayin' :uhsure: :popcorn:

Hence the need for the item in post #3. :-)
Title: Re: Florida man busted after public display with blowup sex dolls
Post by: Chris_ on February 05, 2009, 09:46:13 PM
Hence the need for the item in post #3. :-)
Perhaps a lack of that item was the problem.   :-)
Title: Re: Florida man busted after public display with blowup sex dolls
Post by: Chris_ on February 05, 2009, 10:13:31 PM
What's his DU name?
Title: Re: Florida man busted after public display with blowup sex dolls
Post by: The Village Idiot on February 05, 2009, 11:43:17 PM
was it safe sex?
Title: Re: Florida man busted after public display with blowup sex dolls
Post by: Chris_ on February 05, 2009, 11:47:23 PM
was it safe sex?

Who cares?  If the doll gives him herpes, he gets to go ride the ponies at 0bamaLand.
Title: Re: Florida man busted after public display with blowup sex dolls
Post by: The Village Idiot on February 05, 2009, 11:51:59 PM
I held my nose and apparently the Japanese have invented 'better' um.. dolls. I didn't stick around long enough to get a link
Title: Re: Florida man busted after public display with blowup sex dolls
Post by: Chris_ on February 06, 2009, 06:54:10 AM
I held my nose and apparently the Japanese have invented 'better' um.. dolls. I didn't stick around long enough to get a link
Wasn't there a story a while back about some Japanese nerd who married a robot?
Title: Re: Florida man busted after public display with blowup sex dolls
Post by: jinxmchue on February 06, 2009, 10:28:53 AM
He was making out with one?  Making out?  Dude, it's a blow up doll.  NO FOREPLAY IS NECESSARY.
Title: Re: Florida man busted after public display with blowup sex dolls
Post by: Miss Mia on February 06, 2009, 04:18:17 PM
He was making out with one?  Making out?  Dude, it's a blow up doll.  NO FOREPLAY IS NECESSARY.


LOL!  H5
Title: Re: Florida man busted after public display with blowup sex dolls
Post by: RobJohnson on February 07, 2009, 02:45:20 AM
He was making out with one?  Making out?  Dude, it's a blow up doll.  NO FOREPLAY IS NECESSARY.

He also bought the doll flowers, took her to dinner and bought her a ring.........what a dumbass.  :-)
Title: Re: Florida man busted after public display with blowup sex dolls
Post by: jinxmchue on February 07, 2009, 09:10:52 AM
He also bought the doll flowers, took her to dinner and bought her a ring.........what a dumbass.  :-)

He's so whipped.   :evillaugh:
Title: Re: Florida man busted after public display with blowup sex dolls
Post by: Chris_ on February 07, 2009, 02:49:01 PM
He's so whipped.   :evillaugh:
That's what he gets for falling for an airhead.  :rimshot: