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Title: Why was he driving -- and why was he driving that?
Post by: bijou on February 04, 2009, 10:02:22 AM
(http://media1.suntimes.com/multimedia/020309whydrive_cst_feed_20090202_23_18_32_2969-282-400.imageContent)

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Decked out in a purple suit coat and purple shoes, David B. Johnson appeared before a judge in the Markham courthouse last month on his 13th charge of driving on a suspended license.

At that Jan. 23 hearing, Judge Christopher Donnelly sentenced Johnson to 10 days in jail beginning Feb. 6. The judge also sternly warned him not to drive his car before then.


Johnson donned his purple fedora and full-length fur coat and walked out of the courthouse to his purple 1988 Cadillac. The dashboard of the immaculate four-door sedan had a placard that said "PIMP PLAZA" and the rear spare-tire cover was stenciled "Mister Oldskool."

Johnson pulled out a feather duster -- purple, of course -- and cleaned off his car for about five minutes.

Then he drove away -- with a bevy of female onlookers hooting and hollering to him, said Steve Patterson, a spokesman for Cook County Sheriff Tom Dart. When Johnson pulled onto a street outside the Markham courthouse, Cook County Sheriff's Deputy Frank Czerwinski stopped Johnson's car and arrested him. ...
link (http://www.suntimes.com/news/24-7/1410113,CST-NWS-whydrive03.article)
Title: Re: Why was he driving -- and why was he driving that?
Post by: Chris_ on February 04, 2009, 11:02:59 AM
The judge fined him $10K and he is in the can because he can't raise it.

Better sell that purple pimpmobile, dude.
Title: Re: Why was he driving -- and why was he driving that?
Post by: BlueStateSaint on February 04, 2009, 12:12:50 PM
Quote from: freedumb2003 on February 04, 2009, 11:02:59 AM
The judge fined him $10K and he is in the can because he can't raise it.

Better sell that purple pimpmobile, dude.

Does he have a Prince fetish or something?
Title: Re: Why was he driving -- and why was he driving that?
Post by: JohnnyReb on February 04, 2009, 12:21:26 PM
But he's from Chicago......you can't do that to one of the presidents bros. from the hood.
Title: Re: Why was he driving -- and why was he driving that?
Post by: Chris_ on February 04, 2009, 12:26:31 PM
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on February 04, 2009, 12:12:50 PM
Does he have a Prince fetish or something?

His look and ride are right out of the 70s -- Superfly
Title: Re: Why was he driving -- and why was he driving that?
Post by: Tucker on February 04, 2009, 01:26:45 PM
Quote from: JohnnyReb on February 04, 2009, 12:21:26 PM
But he's from Chicago......you can't do that to one of the presidents bros. from the hood.

Show you right.
Title: Re: Why was he driving -- and why was he driving that?
Post by: Chris_ on February 04, 2009, 01:27:54 PM
Quote from: Tucker13 on February 04, 2009, 01:26:45 PM
Show you right.
and thangs
Title: Re: Why was he driving -- and why was he driving that?
Post by: Chris on February 04, 2009, 11:21:01 PM
Sup, homey?

Nice ride.
Title: Re: Why was he driving -- and why was he driving that?
Post by: Chris_ on February 05, 2009, 07:47:43 AM
Quote from: freedumb2003 on February 04, 2009, 12:26:31 PM
His look and ride are right out of the 70s -- Superfly
...he forgot the white shag carpet on the dashboard.   :uhsure:
Title: Re: Why was he driving -- and why was he driving that?
Post by: The Village Idiot on February 05, 2009, 12:44:46 PM
his girls won't bail him out?