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Title: Man threw urine, eggs on girlfriend, deputies say
Post by: thundley4 on February 03, 2009, 09:36:58 AM: Quote
MANATEE COUNTY â€“ A Bradenton man splashed a cup of urine in his girlfriendâ€™s face, pelted her with a half-dozen eggs and threatened to set her on fire Saturday morning, according to a Manatee Sheriffâ€™s report.

Authorities say James E. Farrell, 49, also squirted charcoal lighter fluid all over the woman and then held burning paper near her skin after using several other items to assault her around 2:30 a.m. Saturday in his residence in the 5300 block of 22nd Street East.
Floriduh! (http://www.heraldtribune.com/article/20090202/BREAKING/902020281/2055/NEWS?Title=Man_threw__urine__eggs_on_girlfriend__deputies_say)

Whatever happened to the old fashioned way of breaking up by texting? :-)
Title: Re: Man threw urine, eggs on girlfriend, deputies say
Post by: JohnnyReb on February 03, 2009, 10:31:36 AM: I swear...some women....just can't believe you're breaking up with them.
Title: Re: Man threw urine, eggs on girlfriend, deputies say
Post by: Wretched Excess on February 03, 2009, 10:40:12 AM: (http://wwsb.images.worldnow.com/images/9778516_BG1.jpg)

eggs, pee, lighter fluid. you have to wonder if he just happened to have all three of those things handy. :whatever:
Title: Re: Man threw urine, eggs on girlfriend, deputies say
Post by: Chris_ on February 03, 2009, 11:14:28 AM: Quote from: Wretched Excess on February 03, 2009, 10:40:12 AM
(http://wwsb.images.worldnow.com/images/9778516_BG1.jpg)

eggs, pee, lighter fluid. you have to wonder if he just happened to have all three of those things handy. :whatever:
I believe carrying those items is required at all times for residents of Floriduh.
Title: Re: Man threw urine, eggs on girlfriend, deputies say
Post by: Wineslob on February 03, 2009, 12:38:08 PM: Damn, I guess he was pretty pissed?
Title: Re: Man threw urine, eggs on girlfriend, deputies say
Post by: thundley4 on February 03, 2009, 12:40:24 PM: Quote from: Wineslob on February 03, 2009, 12:38:08 PM
Damn, I guess he was pretty pissed?

He was pissed off, she was pissed on.
Title: Re: Man threw urine, eggs on girlfriend, deputies say
Post by: Chris_ on February 03, 2009, 01:21:36 PM: Officer to perp, "Urine a lotta trouble now."

:uhsure:
Title: Re: Man threw urine, eggs on girlfriend, deputies say
Post by: Eupher on February 03, 2009, 01:29:47 PM: Quote from: lug-nut on February 03, 2009, 01:21:36 PM
Officer to perp, "Urine a lotta trouble now."

:uhsure:

Eggzackly.

Further:

"You have the right to remain silent. Should you give up the right to remain silent, what you can can be used against you in the form of charcoal lighter and my Zippo."
Title: Re: Man threw urine, eggs on girlfriend, deputies say
Post by: PatriotGame on February 03, 2009, 02:23:29 PM: Quote from: Wineslob on February 03, 2009, 12:38:08 PM
Damn, I guess he was pretty pissed?

Maybe they were fighting and she egged him on.
Title: Re: Man threw urine, eggs on girlfriend, deputies say
Post by: Wineslob on February 03, 2009, 02:28:12 PM: Quote from: PatriotGame on February 03, 2009, 02:23:29 PM
Maybe they were fighting and she egged him on.

:rimshot:
Title: Re: Man threw urine, eggs on girlfriend, deputies say
Post by: dutch508 on February 03, 2009, 02:34:33 PM: Quote from: Wineslob on February 03, 2009, 02:28:12 PM

:rimshot:

I don't think that is sh1tty of him at all...
Title: Re: Man threw urine, eggs on girlfriend, deputies say
Post by: Chris_ on February 03, 2009, 03:11:23 PM: Quote from: PatriotGame on February 03, 2009, 02:23:29 PM
Maybe they were fighting and she egged him on.
This guy's brain is scrambled. That lighter thing indicates one hard boiled dude. You think he might have poached the lighter? If he would have killed her, he would have fried for sure.
Title: Re: Man threw urine, eggs on girlfriend, deputies say
Post by: Chris_ on February 03, 2009, 05:02:55 PM: Quote from: PatriotGame on February 03, 2009, 02:23:29 PM
Maybe they were fighting and she egged him on.
Yes, but the yolk was on her. :-)