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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: bijou on February 03, 2009, 09:00:14 AM
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(http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2009/02/pigeonpantsAP_450x350.jpg)
An Australian traveller was caught with two live pigeons stuffed down his trousers following a trip to the Middle East, customs officers said today.
The 23-year-old man was searched after authorities discovered two eggs in a vitamin container in his luggage, said Richard Janeczko, national investigations manager for the Customs Service.
They found the pigeons wrapped in padded envelopes and held to each of the man's legs with a pair of tights, according to a statement released by the agency. Officials also seized seeds in his money belt and an undeclared eggplant.
link (http://www.metro.co.uk/news/world/article.html?Man_caught_with_pigeons_in_his_trousers&in_article_id=517453&in_page_id=64)
The smuggler wasn't from Florida, no word on the origin of the pigeons though. :-)
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So he had 3 peckers in his pants? :-)
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So he had 3 peckers in his pants? :-)
Nice one! H5
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That's the way to do it.....they didn't even notice the monkey he was smuggling.(hairy legs)
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So he had 3 peckers in his pants? :-)
Oh, that was fowl. :-)
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the pun would have been much more fun if he had been smuggling snakes. :uhsure: jus' sayin' :innocent: :-)
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(http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2009/02/pigeonpantsAP_450x350.jpg)
link (http://www.metro.co.uk/news/world/article.html?Man_caught_with_pigeons_in_his_trousers&in_article_id=517453&in_page_id=64)
The smuggler wasn't from Florida, no word on the origin of the pigeons though. :-)
Sorry.....................Dubai is farsi for Florida.............just look at all the resorts
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the pun would have been much more fun if he had been smuggling snakes. :uhsure: jus' sayin' :innocent: :-)
...or trout. :uhsure:
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Oh, that was fowl. :-)
It was a bit feather-brained wasn't it?
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It was a bit feather-brained wasn't it?
Cheep jokes usually are. :uhsure: