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The Bar => Comedy Central => Topic started by: PatriotGame on January 29, 2009, 09:16:07 PM

Title: Girlfriend
Post by: PatriotGame on January 29, 2009, 09:16:07 PM

A man was laying in bed with his new girlfriend. After having great
sex, she spent the next hour just scratching his nuts--something she
seemed to love to do.


As he was enjoying it, he turned and asked her, 'Why do you love doing
that?'


'Because,' she replied, 'I really miss mine.'

Title: Re: Girlfriend
Post by: The Village Idiot on January 29, 2009, 11:00:53 PM

rimshot?

sorry

Title: Re: Girlfriend
Post by: Chris_ on January 30, 2009, 12:49:25 AM

Quote from: PatriotGame on January 29, 2009, 09:16:07 PM

A man was laying in bed with his new girlfriend. After having great
sex, she spent the next hour just scratching his nuts--something she
seemed to love to do.


As he was enjoying it, he turned and asked her, 'Why do you love doing
that?'


'Because,' she replied, 'I really miss mine.'

So are you and she/he still dating?

Title: Re: Girlfriend
Post by: PatriotGame on January 30, 2009, 11:37:11 AM

Quote from: Big Don on January 30, 2009, 12:49:25 AM

So are you and she/he still dating?

Yes, YOU and I are still a "thing".  :-)