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Title: carpetbagging maternal ancestress going nuts with no bacon
Post by: franksolich on January 28, 2009, 12:45:17 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x8459315

Oh my.

The long-suffering maternal ancestress of the Bostonian Drunkard:

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Raven  (1000+ posts)      Wed Jan-28-09 11:29 AM
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I want bacon! No, what I really want is for the snow to stop.

No, I want both! That thread about bacon killed me because I'm stuck here in a snowstorm and I don't have any damn bacon. I always get a craving for something I don't have in the house when I can't get out to get it. s h i t

Now, franksolich, an aficiando of Amy Vanderbilt, Letitia Baldridge, and Emily Post, has a question about manners and etiquette.

Is that last word in the carpetbagging maternal ancestress's original post appropriate for a 62-year-old woman, ostensibly refined, a professional woman, a woman born and bred amongst Boston's finest, to use?

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nickinSTL (1000+ posts)        Wed Jan-28-09 11:35 AM
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1. heh. I'm home from work today - they closed due to snow not snowing here anymore, but we got about 7 inches - which is rather a lot for this area. It happens at least every couple years, but...I get the feeling the state DOT isn't very well-equipped for such big storms.

So...I'm stuck at home without Dr. Pepper - I may send my wife out in the stuff to pick some up.

(note: she's talking about going out - I'm not forcing her to go...just in case someone thinks I'm that evil)

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Raven  (1000+ posts)      Wed Jan-28-09 11:39 AM
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2. I have a ton of food in this house but NO BACON!!!!! :-)

In case one doesn't know this, the carpetbagging maternal ancestress is city attorney for some small town in New Hampshire.

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TZ  (1000+ posts)       Wed Jan-28-09 11:41 AM
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3. yum

I'm iced in but you just reminded me that I do have some bacon on hand..

Oh, I'm sure the carpetbagging maternal ancestress can just hop into the car and drive a fourth of a mile to the nearest supermarket; it's not like New Hampshire's a really big place, things scattered far apart.  She could probably even stroll there in a couple of minutes.

It's not like New Hampshire's as vast as Texas or central Asia.

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Raven  (1000+ posts)      Wed Jan-28-09 11:44 AM
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4. Damn! This is now driving me crazy!!!!!

Here we have a classic Freudian case of "misdirected anger," which proliferates among the primitives. 

They don't want to be angry against what's really bothering them--in this case, the Bostonian Drunkard--and so they get angry at something else utterly unrelated.
Title: Re: carpetbagging maternal ancestress going nuts with no bacon
Post by: Rebel on January 28, 2009, 12:47:29 PM
She sounds like that dog on the Beggin' Strips commercial.
Title: Re: carpetbagging maternal ancestress going nuts with no bacon
Post by: MarshallLaw on January 28, 2009, 01:04:04 PM
She sounds like that dog on the Beggin' Strips commercial.


The dog's probably a lot better looking.
Title: Re: carpetbagging maternal ancestress going nuts with no bacon
Post by: JohnnyReb on January 28, 2009, 01:25:31 PM

The dog's probably a lot better looking.

But I thought Yankee's didn't pay any attention to snow? ....didn't slow them down at all.
Title: Re: carpetbagging maternal ancestress going nuts with no bacon
Post by: crockspot on January 28, 2009, 02:53:50 PM
Never been to New Hampshire, but it might be a lot like Vermont. Where I live, there is a little general store you can trudge through the snow to get bacon, but that package of bacon would probably cost you $7.99, and chances are that the date on the package would be December 19, 2008. The next place you can get bacon is much more reasonably priced (and fresher), but much further away. There is a Price Chopper in Champlain NY, and one in St. Albans VT. Both are about the same distance, 20 miles in either of two directions. In heavy snow, you really want bacon bad to make that trip.

But actually, I have at least five pounds of bacon in my chest freezer, so for me, the problem is thawing it out, and still having a craving for it when it is done thawing.  :-)
Title: Re: carpetbagging maternal ancestress going nuts with no bacon
Post by: Ree on January 28, 2009, 03:04:01 PM
Guess she needs "bacon in a can"http://www.mredepot.com/servlet/the-364/Yoder%E2%80%99s-Celebrity-Canned-Bacon/Detail
Title: Re: carpetbagging maternal ancestress going nuts with no bacon
Post by: GOP Congress on January 29, 2009, 01:38:35 AM
Guess she needs "bacon in a can"http://www.mredepot.com/servlet/the-364/Yoder%E2%80%99s-Celebrity-Canned-Bacon/Detail

And then she could curl up with a good book about how Global Warming is melting the icecaps while the snow pummels into her hovel.
Title: Re: carpetbagging maternal ancestress going nuts with no bacon
Post by: The Village Idiot on January 29, 2009, 07:58:24 PM
Beggin Strips.

Raven won't know its not bacon!!
Title: Re: carpetbagging maternal ancestress going nuts with no bacon
Post by: Lord Undies on January 29, 2009, 08:07:29 PM
This is why I keep Bacon Flavored Spam in the pantry.
Title: Re: carpetbagging maternal ancestress going nuts with no bacon
Post by: The Village Idiot on January 29, 2009, 08:10:00 PM
I didn't read the replies till just now. I wasn't the only one who thought of that commercial. :lmao:
Title: Re: carpetbagging maternal ancestress going nuts with no bacon
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on January 29, 2009, 08:31:15 PM
Well, Frank, saying "Boston's finest" is kind of like saying "Tallest midget" or "Best-smelling turd."