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The Bar => Comedy Central => Topic started by: Chris_ on February 04, 2008, 05:08:02 PM
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Middle school issues ban on intentional flatulence :rotf:
CAMDEN (Feb 1): The Merriam Webster Dictionary definition for flatulence is brief: "flatus expelled through the anus." And while it's a natural bodily function, it seems some Camden-Rockport Middle School eighth-grade boys are taking it to new heights and making a game of seeing who can expel the loudest and grossest flatus.
According to this week's Fire Cracker school newsletter though, the joke's on the boys as the penalty for "intentional farting" is now a detention.
"Strange, but true, thanks to a bunch of 8th grade boys, intentional farting has been banned from CRMS," the newsletter said. "It started out as a funny joke and eventually turned into a game. This is the first rule at CRMS that prevents the use of natural bodily functions. The penalty for intentional farting is a detention, so keep it to yourself!"
What a GAS (http://knox.villagesoup.com/rewrite/108448.htm)
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Someone's going to raise a stink about this.
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Someone's going to raise a stink about this.
Reminds me of a line from Jeff Dunham and "Achmed the Dead Terrorist"...
"Silence! I kill you!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uwOL4rB-go
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School officials just don't know beans. :-)
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When farts are outlawed
only outlaws will fart.
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I think this school is blowing a lot of hot air...
...the kids too. :evillaugh:
I'm cracking up at this as an aside. Why do I get visions of a frustrated principal ala Principal Vernon(http://www.sptimesphotos.com/blogs/80s/uploaded_images/breakfastclub7-799312.jpg)
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Schade, I can't merge the topic to one on your board so I just moved it, you'll have to merge it with the other fart thread. :-)
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Schade, I can't merge the topic to one on your board so I just moved it, you'll have to merge it with the other fart thread. :-)
Combining farts requires a professional. :-)
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Schade, I can't merge the topic to one on your board so I just moved it, you'll have to merge it with the other fart thread. :-)
Combining farts requires a professional. :-)
It's too bad my brother doesn't post here(I'm working on him). He'd handle this without any problems. :-)
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Middle school issues ban on intentional flatulence :rotf:
CAMDEN (Feb 1): The Merriam Webster Dictionary definition for flatulence is brief: "flatus expelled through the anus." And while it's a natural bodily function, it seems some Camden-Rockport Middle School eighth-grade boys are taking it to new heights and making a game of seeing who can expel the loudest and grossest flatus.
According to this week's Fire ******* school newsletter though, the joke's on the boys as the penalty for "intentional farting" is now a detention.
"Strange, but true, thanks to a bunch of 8th grade boys, intentional farting has been banned from CRMS," the newsletter said. "It started out as a funny joke and eventually turned into a game. This is the first rule at CRMS that prevents the use of natural bodily functions. The penalty for intentional farting is a detention, so keep it to yourself!"
What a GAS (http://knox.villagesoup.com/rewrite/108448.htm)
:uhsure:
Hmmm? So what happens if you fart in detention unintentionally :confused: