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Current Events => Politics => Topic started by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on January 25, 2009, 07:48:11 AM

Title: Pony Watch, Day 5
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on January 25, 2009, 07:48:11 AM
Still equine deficient out here.

How about you guys?
Title: Re: Pony Watch, Day 5
Post by: NHSparky on January 25, 2009, 07:51:24 AM
No pony.  Mortgage payment due next week.  Had to put my own gas in my car yesterday--AND PAY FOR IT!
Title: Re: Pony Watch, Day 5
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on January 25, 2009, 07:53:17 AM
No pony.  Mortgage payment due next week.  Had to put my own gas in my car yesterday--AND PAY FOR IT!
damn man, sorry to hear that

I guess we'll all have to go to work tomorrow too.
Title: Re: Pony Watch, Day 5
Post by: NHSparky on January 25, 2009, 07:58:07 AM
damn man, sorry to hear that

I guess we'll all have to go to work tomorrow too.

You kiddin me?  I'm at work TODAY!!!!  Just so I can pay for someone else's hope and change!  I mean, I'm the educated, skilled white guy, so I don't need any help, right?
Title: Re: Pony Watch, Day 5
Post by: bijou on January 25, 2009, 08:00:57 AM
World peace still not broken out yet, will the rest of us get that after you guys get the pony delivery or before?
Title: Re: Pony Watch, Day 5
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on January 25, 2009, 08:02:08 AM
You kiddin me?  I'm at work TODAY!!!!  Just so I can pay for someone else's hope and change!  I mean, I'm the educated, skilled white guy, so I don't need any help, right?
You don't need help; you're the oppressor.

400 years of slavery and civil rights violation
American indians getting smallpox
income inequlaity
AIDS
Fox news
the heartbreak of psoriasis

It's all you.

You make America down-right mean.

You owe us.
Title: Re: Pony Watch, Day 5
Post by: NHSparky on January 25, 2009, 08:10:22 AM
You don't need help; you're the oppressor.

400 years of slavery and civil rights violation
American indians getting smallpox
income inequlaity
AIDS
Fox news
the heartbreak of psoriasis

It's all you.

You make America down-right mean.

You owe us.

I pay--every time I go to work.  Every time I buy something.  Every time I scratch a mortgage check.

Oh, do I pay....
Title: Re: Pony Watch, Day 5
Post by: Airwolf on January 25, 2009, 10:35:42 AM
Still no pony.No Sunshine,No lollipops and No frakin carebears or smurfs either.
Title: Re: Pony Watch, Day 5
Post by: asdf2231 on January 25, 2009, 02:01:56 PM
(http://tickers.tickerfactory.com/ezt/d/4;10719;450/st/20090120/e/Pony+Watch+2009/k/0620/event.png)

No pony and nobody shoveled my driveway for me. :(
Title: Re: Pony Watch, Day 5
Post by: Airwolf on January 25, 2009, 04:10:22 PM
My Rifle Pony and Me
Duet w/ Dean Martin Previously Unreleased
Sun is sinking in the west
The cattle go down to the stream
The redwing settles in the nest
It's time for a cowboy to dream

Purple light in the canyon
that is where I long to be
With my three good companions
just my rifle pony and me

Gonna hang my sombrero
on the limb of a tree
Coming home sweet my darling
just my rifle pony and me

Whippoorwill in the willow
sings a sweet melody
Riding to Amarillo
just my rifle pony and me

No more cows to be ropin'
No more strays will I see
'round the bend shell be waitin
For my rifle pony and me
For my rifle my pony and me


Title: Re: Pony Watch, Day 5
Post by: Chris_ on January 25, 2009, 06:47:14 PM
Pony-free 5 days.  Fortunately my drive doesn't need shoveling.  It might when I get my friggin' PONY!
Title: Re: Pony Watch, Day 5
Post by: formerlurker on January 25, 2009, 07:13:34 PM
You kiddin me?  I'm at work TODAY!!!!  Just so I can pay for someone else's hope and change!  I mean, I'm the educated, skilled white guy, so I don't need any help, right?

You are the sob that Obama refers to -- you and your wife living in the ivory tower, dual income, no children, own a couple of houses and expensive toys.....

why the hell should you have it all?    You're so selfish.    :bird:





 :tongue:
Title: Re: Pony Watch, Day 5
Post by: NHSparky on January 25, 2009, 09:07:40 PM
expensive toys

A generator for when the power goes out?

A snowblower for the 18-inch snows we get seemingly weekly during winter?

Who knew those were toys?
Title: Re: Pony Watch, Day 5
Post by: formerlurker on January 26, 2009, 04:12:10 AM
A generator for when the power goes out?

A snowblower for the 18-inch snows we get seemingly weekly during winter?

Who knew those were toys?

Racist. 
Title: Re: Pony Watch, Day 5
Post by: NHSparky on January 26, 2009, 05:57:24 AM
Racist. 

Well, snow IS white.

But in the interests of equal wintertime opportunity, we also have black ice.
Title: Re: Pony Watch, Day 5
Post by: JohnnyReb on January 26, 2009, 07:32:19 AM
The Postal Service took my pony........He's now part of the Pony-Express.
Title: Re: Pony Watch, Day 5
Post by: bijou on January 27, 2009, 03:17:09 PM
[youtube=425,350]k0vyflS2EGQ[/youtube]

Any pony action yet?  :rotf:
Title: Re: Pony Watch, Day 5
Post by: Wineslob on January 27, 2009, 04:21:03 PM
The Oblahma Admin broke the pony's legs, skinned it and left the corpse on the side of the road.


No friggin pony for anyone.
Title: Re: Pony Watch, Day 5
Post by: Sam Adams on January 28, 2009, 03:50:14 AM
A friend of mine says his pony arrived today. I went to check it out.



Oh, wait. He was just joking with me. No pony. Sorry.
Title: Re: Pony Watch, Day 5
Post by: Ree on January 29, 2009, 02:38:49 PM
(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i310/ReeW/www_ponyhof-wulften_de_Falbschecke_.jpg)
Title: Re: Pony Watch, Day 5
Post by: MarshallLaw on January 29, 2009, 02:41:56 PM
(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i310/ReeW/www_ponyhof-wulften_de_Falbschecke_.jpg)



I'll take 'What Do You Get When You Cross a Clydesdale With The Governor of Illinois' for $2000, Alex.
Title: Re: Pony Watch, Day 5
Post by: bijou on January 29, 2009, 02:56:50 PM


I'll take 'What Do You Get When You Cross a Clydesdale With The Governor of Illinois' for $2000, Alex.
H5  :rotf:
Title: Re: Pony Watch, Day 5
Post by: JohnnyReb on January 30, 2009, 08:27:05 AM


I'll take 'What Do You Get When You Cross a Clydesdale With The Governor of Illinois' for $2000, Alex.

They do have one mane thing in common.
Title: Re: Pony Watch, Day 5
Post by: JohnnyReb on January 30, 2009, 10:09:54 AM
MY PONY CAME..............unfortunately, it was in a can of dogfood.