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Title: Goat arrested for armed robbery, auto theft in Nigeria
Post by: Chris on January 24, 2009, 05:50:43 PM
The goat "suspect" is being detained over an alleged attempt to snatch a Mazda car. The mysterious goat, according to the Police Public Relations Officer, Mr. Tunde Mohammed, while briefing bewildered journalists at the Force headquarters, is an armed robber who attempted to snatch the said car, Wednesday night, and later transformed into the goat in a bid to escape arrest.

He explained that men of a vigilance group in Anifowose Ipata/Oloje areas of the state capital had chased two armed robbery suspects who wanted to demobilise the Mazda car with the intention of stealing it, and "while one of them escaped, the other was about to be apprehended by the team when he turned his back on the wall and turned to this goat. They quickly grabbed the goat and here it is.’’ Mohammed said.

The police spokesman said the goat "armed robbery suspect" will not be left off the hook until investigations into the case are concluded.


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Title: Re: Goat arrested for armed robbery, auto theft in Nigeria
Post by: Chris_ on January 24, 2009, 07:22:53 PM
We should merge this thread with the Moon one...
Title: Re: Goat arrested for armed robbery, auto theft in Nigeria
Post by: Chris_ on January 24, 2009, 07:45:03 PM
We should merge this thread with the Moon one...

What moon thread?  We never went to any Moon thread.
Title: Re: Goat arrested for armed robbery, auto theft in Nigeria
Post by: bijou on January 25, 2009, 04:27:02 AM
I'm surprised more people haven't tried to milk this story for puns.
Title: Re: Goat arrested for armed robbery, auto theft in Nigeria
Post by: Mr Mannn on January 25, 2009, 06:15:47 PM
COPS: Nigeria.
"Basically we have the perp right here. He tried to hide from us by turning into a goat. But we're highly trained professionals and we can't be fooled...Hey! Why is the camera crew laughing?!! This is serious forensic work here! and I suppose you don't have witch doctors in America?
STOP LAUGHING!"
Title: Re: Goat arrested for armed robbery, auto theft in Nigeria
Post by: Chris_ on January 25, 2009, 06:28:41 PM
there is a reason AIDS is as rampant as it is in Africa