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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: franksolich on January 23, 2009, 06:54:14 PM
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http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x8130866
Oh my.
We were doing this? How come nobody told me?
Redstone (1000+ posts) Thu Jan-22-09 06:19 PM
Original message
Ha ha ha ha ha. Bite me, rightwingers. There you were, having your orgasms while
masturbating about being able to (incorrectly, as you always are) holler and yell and ejaculate all over the Internet about how President Obama was a "pretender" (YOUR term) and "not really the President" because Chief Justice Roberts flubbed the Oath.
But guess what, you ignorant, bitter, braindead jackoffs: It's happened before. Twice. And a simple do-over satisfies the requirement of the Constitution. (That's pronounced "CON-STI-TOO-SHUN" for those of you who have trouble with words more than one syllable long, or haven't actually READ that document, which I suspect is most of you).
So whatta you got now? I'll save you the trouble of wearing out your eighteen brain cells trying to think of something, and give you the answer: You got NOTHING.
How does it feel to be even more irrelevant than you were before?
Oh my.
hobbit709 (1000+ posts) Thu Jan-22-09 06:23 PM
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1. You're giving them too much credit for having 18 brain cells.
Most of them couldn't get 3 synapses to fire in sequence.
GimmeDANEger (499 posts) Thu Jan-22-09 06:24 PM
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2. I almost had to flag your post.
In the future, please try to keep the words "rightwingers" and "orgasms" at least 4-6 sentences apart.
Redstone (1000+ posts) Thu Jan-22-09 06:27 PM
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5. Yes, it's not an image you want to have enter your mind, is it?
Xipe Totec (1000+ posts) Thu Jan-22-09 06:26 PM
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4. The pugs always remind me of this quote from Harlan Ellison
"a mind wherein a cogent sentence would find itself in coventry"
Redstone (1000+ posts) Thu Jan-22-09 07:03 PM
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6. Ouch! Ouch! you're making their brains hurt! "Cogent?" A reference to Coventry?
Ho-hum.
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What in the world? The only comments I saw were DUmmies claiming that RWers were saying that, yet they never linked to any evidence. Not saying there weren't any out there, but they would pale in comparison to all the kook threads about how Bush wasn't really president that the bird-smacking readfaced primitive and his ilk were starting.
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What in the world? The only comments I saw were DUmmies claiming that RWers were saying that, yet they never linked to any evidence. Not saying there weren't any out there, but they would pale in comparison to all the kook threads about how Bush wasn't really president that the bird-smacking readfaced primitive and his ilk were starting.
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Maybe a Ron Paul site.
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Plus, oaf or no oaf, the Big Zero is still a Pretender.
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I think Chief S itting Bull, the bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive, merely thinks this was what we were thinking.
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Awwwww, isn't that sweet? Redstone thinks he's important. Redstone sounds like the kind to lurk over here.
Hi Redstone :bigbird:
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Don't know what he's talking about. The thought that he wasn't actually president because of that never entered my mind until I read the story about it being redone. :whatever:
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Don't know what he's talking about. The thought that he wasn't actually president because of that never entered my mind until I read the story about it being redone. :whatever:
I took it as a portent of the half-assedery to come, but that's about all.
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Is Redbone mixing pills and liquor again ?
He's been very happy lately. I suspect he fell off the wagon.
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I'll save you the trouble of wearing out your eighteen brain cells
They admit that conservatives have at least 9 times the brain power of DUmmies.
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I wonder if stoopid is going to be so happy with his new President 90+ days from now when the economy starts to head into the era of Jimmy Carter like inflation and unemployment
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I wonder if stoopid is going to be so happy with his new President 90+ days from now when the economy starts to head into the era of Jimmy Carter like inflation and unemployment
Only because Bush made it that way.[/du]
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"bump" in memory of Redstone.