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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: Lord Undies on January 23, 2009, 01:35:11 PM
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I used horrible words like "mother****er" and "shit" in my post last night. I do not speak that way. I consider it the epitomy of classlessness to bring oneself to such a point. I don't even know those words. They are gutter-speak. I prayed for forgiveness, and now I ask for yours.
It was so ****ing crass I cannot believe I did it.
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Link?
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As a person who rarely if ever displays good judgement, meh. We all slip a few times now and then.
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Well ****. I'd hate to hear what type of shit you gotta say about my foul mouth then.
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Link?
Yeah you just wanna rub my nose it it, don'cha Frank. Well, I'm not gonna give you the satisfaction. :tongue:
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Shit-fire, boy, no ****in' problem...we forgive your crazy ass.
:rotf:
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Yeah you just wanna rub my nose it it, don'cha Frank. Well, I'm not gonna give you the satisfaction. :tongue:
Of course not. Even the classiest people are compelled to sin once in a while, being human.
I just want to see the evidence; otherwise, in these eyes, the sin never occurred.
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You know what they say...
Profanity is the crutch of inarticulate mother****ing ass-spelunkers.
:-)
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Shit-fire, boy, no ****in' problem...we forgive your crazy ass.
:rotf:
**** you, kid-for-dick.
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I thought you knew that I liked it when you talked dirty..... :naughty:
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You know what they say...
Profanity is the crutch of inarticulate mother****ing ass-spelunkers.
:-)
You say that so pretty with seman on your lips.
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I thought you knew that I liked it when you talked dirty..... :naughty:
Oooo Baby, your my gravel driveway and I'm the tires.
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You say that so pretty with seman on your lips.
:drunksailor:
[/Grammer Nazi Mode]
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Oooo Baby, your my gravel driveway and I'm the tires.
I said dirty...not gritty....you can do better.
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**** you, kid-for-dick.
Temper, temper...and it's not actually as large as a child, no matter what you may have heard.
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:drunksailor:
[/Grammer Nazi Mode]
Only you would know how to really spell it.
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I said dirty...not gritty....you can do better.
My Angel, I could lie you down in any space and create a Utopia your body never knew existed. I could float you on clouds even the sky hasn't imagined. I could take you to places that would make you cry because you have never been there before. And then I'd laugh at your whimpers.
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My Angel, I could lie you down in any space and create a Utopia your body never knew existed. I could float you on clouds even the sky hasn't imagined. I could take you to places that would make you cry because you have never been there before. And then I'd laugh at your whimpers.
And still.....I expected, something....more.
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And still.....I expected, something....more.
That's pretty sad. Not unexpected, but sad.
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My Angel, I could lie you down in any space and create a Utopia your body never knew existed. I could float you on clouds even the sky hasn't imagined. I could take you to places that would make you cry because you have never been there before. And then I'd laugh at your whimpers.
It's true, Tess. Many of the guys here can vouch for it...
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You are merciless today ;) lol
What would you expect from some silly Dogface ?!?!?!?
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I'm gonna bitch slap you BOTH if y'all don't settle down (and I CAN do more than one!!)
:tongue:
:admin:
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I kinda wanna bitch slap someone too!! Just for fun :naughty: :p
Go ahead. You won't getting any virgin, though.....
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My Angel, I could lie you down in any space and create a Utopia your body never knew existed. I could float you on clouds even the sky hasn't imagined. I could take you to places that would make you cry because you have never been there before. And then I'd laugh at your whimpers.
Bye the time you finish all that smooth talking....some redneck done bought her a longneck and has her in his pick'em up truck.
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Bye the time you finish all that smooth talking....some redneck done bought her a longneck and has her in his pick'em up truck.
Yes I dealt with more smooth talkers than I care to admit. I prefer men of action.
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Yes I dealt with more smooth talkers than I care to admit. I prefer men of action.
Amen sister! :naughty: :-)
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HI
I'm BadCat.
Wanna go to my place?
The smell of cat piss will make you faint.
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See, this is why we can't have nice things. :(
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I split off the Undies/ Dutch pissing contest and that's now in the fight club. Any more in this thread will simply be deleted...
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See, this is why we can't have nice things. :(
you started it.
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You sorry smear of Dutch's underwear stain. This ain't fight club worthy. I'm just trying to apologise here for my bad behavior. So kiss that criss-cross line between the sack and the pucker.
Some of us are well endowed enough that we don't need to put cross hairs on the target to point out it's probable location. Just sayin. :-)
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I agree. Although lately, my poo-poo is hard and rounded much like a bunny's, and thus- leaves no stain. However, if I had been eating nothing but McD's double cheese-burgers for a week, he does indeed resemble a stain thus induced.
Of course, you're a poopy-head. So, one could argue who is worse.
:tongue:
thor bitchslapped for being a poopy-stain, and LU will be in 37 more minutes...
I've never been more confused in my life. Are you playing with yourself?
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I've never been more confused in my life. Are you playing with yourself?
arn't you?
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arn't you?
Thinking of you....
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Thinking of you....
I always knew you really cared.
kiss me, you fool.
:-*
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I always knew you really cared.
kiss me, you fool.
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I will in a minute. My fingers are messy.
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I will in a minute. My fingers are messy.
Say, with a butch name like Lord Undies, you ARE a girl, right?
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Say, with a butch name like Lord Undies, you ARE a girl, right?
You've been trying to pull them down since day one. If I was a girl, you wouldn't have bothered.
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You've been trying to pull them down since day one. If I was a girl, you wouldn't have bothered.
Oh, I would have bothered, I just wouldn't have gotten anywhere. Slut.
and, for your information, it hasn't been a hour yet. I checked.
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Oh, I would have bothered, I just wouldn't have gotten anywhere. Slut.
and, for your information, it hasn't been a hour yet. I checked.
So I can pull my pants back up? You tease!!
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So I can pull my pants back up? You tease!!
i am getting older. You just have to wait a while.
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i am getting older. You just have to wait a while.
So "Gone With The Wind" is still an option?
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So "Gone With The Wind" is still an option?
On TV or on DVD?
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On TV or on DVD?
I'd pick TV because there will be commercials. That makes it and me longer.
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You are so not getting the last word.
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You are so not getting the last word.
and you aren't either !! :tongue:
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and you aren't either !! :tongue:
I beg to differ.
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I beg to differ.
You are both wrong.
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Me, wrong?!?!?!?!?! Perish the thought .....
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Me, wrong?!?!?!?!?! Perish the thought .....
Rare but not unprecedented.
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You people are pigs. I am ashamed I know you.
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You people are pigs. I am ashamed I know you.
As well you should be.
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As well you should be.
says the chief oinker
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I can't believe this thread is still going. Word. :hyper:
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I can't believe this thread is still going. Word. :hyper:
Word down.
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says the chief oinker
Hey! That's "oinkifier" to you!
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Hey! That's "oinkifier" to you!
Actually, it's "keep it in until I oink", as we know, and actually have you recorded. You are such a pig.
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Actually, it's "keep it in until I oink", as we know, and actually have you recorded. You are such a pig.
I hear banjos.....
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Amen sister! :naughty: :-)
Hey, nice shoes. Wanna ****?
(And yes, I've actually heard that line used.)
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Actually, it's "keep it in until I oink", as we know, and actually have you recorded. You are such a pig.
Just keep 'em squealing from the feeling!!!