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Title: 44 deodorants found stuffed in man’s pants
Post by: bijou on January 23, 2009, 09:20:19 AM

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An East Ferry Street man found traveling without a ticket on Metro Rail faces various charges after transit police discovered 44 stolen containers of deodorant stuffed down his pants, according to police reports.

Kychene O. Venable, 36, also allegedly had crack cocaine paraphernalia, police said.  ...

link (http://www.buffalonews.com/437/story/556641.html#)

Unsurprisingly drugs were involved, it is more unexpected that this happened in New York.  :-)

Title: Re: 44 deodorants found stuffed in man’s pants
Post by: Eupher on January 23, 2009, 09:25:41 AM

Kinda wonderin' if the perp had any of that crack paraphernalia stuffed in his butt crack.

But I guess we shouldn't worry too much. The perp is smelling pretty good at this point, and will probably not stink for the next couple-three days while in the slammer.

I wonder if it's roll-on, gel, or unscented?

 :lmao:

Title: Re: 44 deodorants found stuffed in man’s pants
Post by: asdf2231 on January 23, 2009, 09:36:14 AM

I bet he thought he could get away with this with no sweat and come off smelling like a rose.

Title: Re: 44 deodorants found stuffed in man’s pants
Post by: Wretched Excess on January 23, 2009, 09:40:08 AM

is that a speed stick in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?  (http://www.colgate.com/Colgate/US/PC/Products/MensDeodorant/Images/productshot_SpeedStickIS.gif)

Title: Re: 44 deodorants found stuffed in man’s pants
Post by: CBUSMS on January 23, 2009, 10:00:43 AM

I doubt he's French.

Title: Re: 44 deodorants found stuffed in man’s pants
Post by: Tess on January 23, 2009, 10:34:34 AM

Well, there's a fresh take on things.   

Title: Re: 44 deodorants found stuffed in man’s pants
Post by: Chris_ on January 23, 2009, 11:22:59 AM

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police discovered 44 stolen containers of deodorant stuffed down his pants

Now THAT'S O.C.D. about freshness.   :-)

Title: Re: 44 deodorants found stuffed in man’s pants
Post by: JohnnyReb on January 23, 2009, 11:30:57 AM

He stole 44s' deodorant? I knew this administration was going to stink.