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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: bijou on January 23, 2009, 09:11:04 AM
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A strip club customer, who insists it was his first time in a sexy dance venue, is suing the management after getting hit in the face by an erotic dancer's flying shoe.
Yusuf Evans needed surgery to his nose after being whacked by the 1970s-style platform heel, after a "hazardous" high kick by a dancer named Tiara.
He now wants $25,000, or £18,000, in damages from the dancer and her employers at the XTC strip club in Akron, Ohio.
Evans, 37, claims this was the first time he had visited a strip club, and only went there to entertain a visiting cousin. ...
link (http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?Ogler_injured_by_high-kicking_strippers_shoe&in_article_id=499071&in_page_id=2)
First time, visiting cousin ... yeah. :whatever:
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Well, I'll bet that injury hurt him down to his sole.
And what a heel the management is! Can't they see that he's a paying customer, up to and including taking one on the chin?
:lmao:
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Well, I'll bet that injury hurt him down to his sole.
And what a heel the management is! Can't they see that he's a paying customer, up to and including taking one on the chin?
:lmao:
You're at the top of the list for the stinky post of the day. :-)
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You're at the top of the list for the stinky post of the day. :-)
I live to serve. :-)
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I expect his lawyer will really sock it to them.
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Maybe the money he gets will give him a leg up on life.
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This claim is a bit suspicious, I think something's afoot.
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This claim is a bit suspicious, I think something's afoot.
The defense may not have a leg to stand on.
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The defense may not have a leg to stand on.
You're right, the prosecution has legs, Evans is toast.
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I hope the proseuction really puts its foot down. We really can't allow these kinds of situations toe continue.
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Poor guy just approached the stripper from the wrong ankle.
He'll kneed a good attorney here.
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I wonder if the stripper will get the boot. :-)
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The dancer wanted to show the results after using Fast actin tanactin.
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You're right, the prosecution has legs, Evans is toast.
Only if the lawyer can toe the line. :-)
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Only if the lawyer can toe the line. :-)
Yeah, he'd better nail it good. Don't wanna get the jury all hangnailed up on the case.
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Man, what a whiner. Most guys have to pay extra for that kind of treatment, where it's legal.
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That wussy.
I would have asked for a couple of free lap dances and called it even.
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Man, what a whiner. Most guys have to pay extra for that kind of treatment, where it's legal.
Who knows? Maybe that's how he got his, uh, kicks?
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Yeah, he'd better nail it good. Don't wanna get the jury all hangnailed up on the case.
Yeah, that would be shoddy work. :-)
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WTF is with the shoes?
What part of naked don't you understand, bitch!