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Title: Pony Watch... Day 4.
Post by: asdf2231 on January 22, 2009, 04:19:10 PM
It has been four days and I observe that I still have no pony and am still paying my credit card bills and mortgage.

The wait goes on...

Title: Re: Pony Watch... Day 2.
Post by: Tess on January 22, 2009, 04:20:08 PM
I  JUST posted this for Freedumb....


(http://tickers.TickerFactory.com/ezt/d/4;10719;450/st/20090120/e/Pony+Watch+2009/k/0620/event.png)
 (http://www.TickerFactory.com/)
Title: Re: Pony Watch... Day 2.
Post by: asdf2231 on January 22, 2009, 04:21:47 PM
ROFLMFAO!!!

You got H5'd! :-)
Title: Re: Pony Watch... Day 2.
Post by: Tess on January 22, 2009, 04:22:54 PM
Quote from: asdf2231 on January 22, 2009, 04:21:47 PM
ROFLMFAO!!!

You got H5'd! :-)

Well, I thought it was important enough it deserved its own little ticker.    :-)
Title: Re: Pony Watch... Day 2.
Post by: Chris_ on January 22, 2009, 04:48:50 PM
Quote from: asdf2231 on January 22, 2009, 04:19:10 PM
It has been two days and I observe that I still have no pony and am still paying my credit card bills and mortgage.

The wait goes on...



Holy crap!

Great minds and all that....
Title: Re: Pony Watch... Day 2.
Post by: Hawkgirl on January 22, 2009, 05:03:58 PM
I don't want a pony...but I wouldn't mind a Flying Unicorn...


Unfortunately, all we really got was a....Jackass.


 :-)
Title: Re: Pony Watch... Day 2.
Post by: LC EFA on January 22, 2009, 05:05:51 PM
I've put up a Missing Pony Poster , does that count ?
Title: Re: Pony Watch... Day 2.
Post by: Chris_ on January 22, 2009, 05:28:14 PM
Quote from: Hawkgirl on January 22, 2009, 05:03:58 PM
I don't want a pony...but I wouldn't mind a Flying Unicorn...


Unfortunately, all we really got was a....Jackass.


 :-)

I can probably work out the flying unicorn.  At least that is what I call it...


Just sayin'
Title: Re: Pony Watch... Day 2.
Post by: DixieBelle on January 22, 2009, 05:29:47 PM
I WANT MY PONY DAMMIT!!! :-)

I was promised a pink one with a rhinestone saddle.

Shit.
Title: Re: Pony Watch... Day 2.
Post by: bijou on January 22, 2009, 05:40:25 PM
Quote from: LC EFA on January 22, 2009, 05:05:51 PM
I've put up a Missing Pony Poster , does that count ?

LOL love that avatar.  :-)
Title: Re: Pony Watch... Day 2.
Post by: Tess on January 22, 2009, 05:43:33 PM
Quote from: LC EFA on January 22, 2009, 05:05:51 PM
I've put up a Missing Pony Poster , does that count ?


Totally counts.

Oh!  I GET IT now!  As part of the "all of us sacrificing in these tough economic times" we are supposed to pay a "reward" for the "missing pony"

Title: Re: Pony Watch... Day 2.
Post by: DixieBelle on January 22, 2009, 05:44:46 PM
LC - you have to post the picture so we can steal it :-)
Title: Re: Pony Watch... Day 2.
Post by: Chris on January 22, 2009, 11:40:52 PM
Quote from: LC EFA on January 22, 2009, 05:05:51 PM
I've put up a Missing Pony Poster , does that count ?


:lmao:

Everyone in this thread gets a Hi5.
Title: Re: Pony Watch... Day 2.
Post by: Atomic Lib Smasher on January 22, 2009, 11:43:03 PM
ObamaClause hasn't come yet for me either. No pony. No milk and honey. No free gas. No letters saying "your mortgage payment is taken care of!"....... That's it. Tonight under the tree.... no arugula and milk for ObamaClause!




 :-)
Title: Re: Pony Watch... Day 2.
Post by: Flame on January 23, 2009, 07:15:49 AM
Gee, you guys sure are being tough on ole Barack...I don't mind waiting a little while for my pony, but the rainbows....those I expected immediately, and still have seen ONE little rainbow.  I figured living as close to DC as I do, the ones flying out of Barack's backside should at least make it this far!
Title: Re: Pony Watch... Day 3.
Post by: bijou on January 23, 2009, 12:22:45 PM
I'm not expecting a pony, but world peace seems to be unaccountably delayed.
Title: Re: Pony Watch... Day 3.
Post by: BEG on January 23, 2009, 12:29:14 PM
Quote from: bijou on January 23, 2009, 12:22:45 PM
I'm not expecting a pony, but world peace seems to be unaccountably delayed.

He can't even control Hamas so I'm sorry to say there will be no pony!!!!!
Title: Re: Pony Watch... Day 3.
Post by: miskie on January 23, 2009, 12:38:07 PM
(http://miskie.net/getpony.jpg)

 :popcorn: :-)
Title: Re: Pony Watch... Day 3.
Post by: bijou on January 23, 2009, 12:40:51 PM
Quote from: miskie on January 23, 2009, 12:38:07 PM
(http://miskie.net/getpony.jpg)

 :popcorn: :-)
LOL H5  :rotf:
Title: Re: Pony Watch... Day 3.
Post by: Tess on January 23, 2009, 12:41:44 PM
Quote from: miskie on January 23, 2009, 12:38:07 PM
(http://miskie.net/getpony.jpg)

 :popcorn: :-)

 :lmao:  H5!
Title: Re: Pony Watch... Day 3.
Post by: BEG on January 23, 2009, 12:42:11 PM
Snort!
Title: Re: Pony Watch... Day 3.
Post by: Chris_ on January 23, 2009, 12:43:00 PM
Just looked out back:
(http://www.rains.org/holman/mission/images/hitching_post.jpg)

Still under-ponied by 1.
Title: Re: Pony Watch... Day 3.
Post by: DixieBelle on January 23, 2009, 07:23:20 PM
I want my %*$%Y#!~* Pony!!! :-)
Title: Re: Pony Watch... Day 3.
Post by: bijou on January 24, 2009, 03:26:06 AM
Quote from: freedumb2003 on January 23, 2009, 12:43:00 PM
Just looked out back:
(http://www.rains.org/holman/mission/images/hitching_post.jpg)

Still under-ponied by 1.

Despite the fact that it ruins your zen like balance, I am going to H5 that.  :-)
Title: Re: Pony Watch... Day 3.
Post by: JohnnyReb on January 24, 2009, 09:09:52 AM
Still no pony here either....but it must be getting closer....I smell shi.....
Title: Re: Pony Watch... Day 4.
Post by: asdf2231 on January 24, 2009, 01:04:48 PM
bumped for day 4 ponylessness.
Title: Re: Pony Watch... Day 4.
Post by: Chris_ on January 24, 2009, 01:21:16 PM
Where is Frank........he has a house coming.......he should start "house watch" thread.......

doc
Title: Re: Pony Watch... Day 3.
Post by: Chris_ on January 24, 2009, 01:57:17 PM
Quote from: bijou on January 24, 2009, 03:26:06 AM
Despite the fact that it ruins your zen like balance, I am going to H5 that.  :-)

O M G -- my ratio is in the positive!  I don't think that has ever happened before!!

Also, the hitching post looks the same -- Pony Promise: 1 Pony Delivery: 0
Title: Re: Pony Watch... Day 4.
Post by: Tess on January 24, 2009, 02:26:43 PM
Quote from: TVDOC on January 24, 2009, 01:21:16 PM
Where is Frank........he has a house coming.......he should start "house watch" thread.......

doc

You aren't going to get a house because this woman is in line ahead of you...

(this was what prompted the damn youtube thread.  LMAO)

[youtube=425,350]<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/P36x8rTb3jI&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/P36x8rTb3jI&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>[/youtube]
Title: Re: Pony Watch... Day 4.
Post by: miskie on January 24, 2009, 04:26:12 PM
I keep getting automated messages at 1-800-GET-PONY. I certainly hope this doesn't turn out like the $40 DTV converter discount coupons...
Title: Re: Pony Watch... Day 4.
Post by: Chris on January 24, 2009, 04:27:46 PM
Quote from: miskie on January 24, 2009, 04:26:12 PM
I keep getting automated messages at 1-800-GET-PONY. I certainly hope this doesn't turn out like the $40 DTV converter discount coupons...

What if the government runs out of ponies?  :(
Title: Re: Pony Watch... Day 4.
Post by: JohnnyReb on January 24, 2009, 04:31:46 PM
Quote from: Chris on January 24, 2009, 04:27:46 PM
What if the government runs out of ponies?  :(

With my luck, if I ever get one, it'll probably be 40 years old and club footed.
Title: Re: Pony Watch... Day 4.
Post by: Chris_ on January 24, 2009, 04:34:10 PM
Quote from: Chris on January 24, 2009, 04:27:46 PM
What if the government runs out of ponies?  :(

They will just generate more -- ponies are like money: there is an endless supply as long as the government controls the creation.
Title: Re: Pony Watch... Day 4.
Post by: DixieBelle on January 24, 2009, 04:37:45 PM
Quote from: Chris on January 24, 2009, 04:27:46 PM
What if the government runs out of ponies?  :(

Then we'll need vouchers :-)
Title: Re: Pony Watch... Day 4.
Post by: BEG on January 24, 2009, 04:37:51 PM
Quote from: JohnnyReb on January 24, 2009, 04:31:46 PM
With my luck, if I ever get one, it'll probably be 40 years old and club footed.

This made me laugh out loud.   :-)
Title: Re: Pony Watch... Day 4.
Post by: Tess on January 24, 2009, 04:46:51 PM
Well, what is really happening is that the pony giveaway is part of the redistribution of wealth program stimulus package so the ponies that are to go to any registered republican is actually being reassigned to one of the prisoners at Gitmo.

Title: Re: Pony Watch... Day 4.
Post by: bijou on January 24, 2009, 05:24:32 PM
Don't lose hope, I have it on good authority that the breed of pony to be handed out will be one of these two:

(http://zoocountry.com/smallestanimals/images/smallesthorse.jpg)
Title: Re: Pony Watch... Day 4.
Post by: docstew on January 24, 2009, 05:30:42 PM
Quote from: Chris on January 24, 2009, 04:27:46 PM
What if the government runs out of ponies?  :(

They'll just legislate a later deadline
Title: Re: Pony Watch... Day 4.
Post by: miskie on January 24, 2009, 06:36:33 PM
I have so many questions...
Title: Re: Pony Watch... Day 4.
Post by: JohnnyReb on January 25, 2009, 07:37:14 AM
Quote from: miskie on January 24, 2009, 06:36:33 PM
I have so many questions...
  • Once I get my Government Pony, can I feed it Government cheese ?
  • Can a Government Pony only be ridden on weekdays between 9 AM and 5 PM, excluding holidays ?
  • Do Government Ponies have a union ? and if so, what kind of dues am I expected to pay ?
  • Are White Government Ponies racist ? Does it need to be brown, to get around ? or black, to have my back ? etc..
  • Will my pony ever go on strike ?
  • Will my pony be a community organizer, and work for acorns ?

One should never look a gift horse in the mouth.

Being that it's government issue, the anus is probably the proper inspection portal.