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Title: Alien invasion plan on hold
Post by: bijou on January 22, 2009, 10:12:18 AM
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A proposed ballot initiative to create a government commission in Denver tasked with developing a strategy to deal with space aliens on Earth has been shelved.

For the time being, anyway.

"It's on hold for now because of the confidence that I feel and a lot of people feel in the Obama administration in moving toward more disclosure of the UFO/extraterrestrial information," said Jeff Peckman, whose proposed Extraterrestrial Affairs Commission generated national headlines. ...
link (http://www.rockymountainnews.com/news/2009/jan/22/alien-invasion-plan-on-hold/)

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Title: Re: Alien invasion plan on hold
Post by: Baruch Menachem on January 22, 2009, 10:26:22 AM
what is the point of destroying civilization on earth if we are doing it ourselves? 
all that effort to cross the vast distances of interstellar space, wasted.
Title: Re: Alien invasion plan on hold
Post by: asdf2231 on January 22, 2009, 04:16:18 PM
what is the point of destroying civilization on earth if we are doing it ourselves? 
all that effort to cross the vast distances of interstellar space, wasted.

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Title: Re: Alien invasion plan on hold
Post by: Chris on January 22, 2009, 11:35:33 PM
Has anyone seen Denis Kucinich?
Title: Re: Alien invasion plan on hold
Post by: Sam Adams on January 23, 2009, 05:30:26 AM
what is the point of destroying civilization on earth if we are doing it ourselves? 
all that effort to cross the vast distances of interstellar space, wasted.

The aliens want to mate with our women. They don't want to destroy our world. It's okay.
Title: Re: Alien invasion plan on hold
Post by: Tess on January 23, 2009, 05:37:12 AM
what is the point of destroying civilization on earth if we are doing it ourselves? 
all that effort to cross the vast distances of interstellar space, wasted.

Exactly....they saw who was just elected as president and decided that it would take less time if we did it ourselves.
Title: Re: Alien invasion plan on hold
Post by: Sam Adams on January 23, 2009, 05:39:22 AM
Exactly....they saw who was just elected as president and decided that it would take less time if we did it ourselves.

Wow. Yoour post and mine at exactly the same instant in time. How did that happen?
Title: Re: Alien invasion plan on hold
Post by: Tess on January 23, 2009, 05:40:15 AM
Wow. Yoour post and mine at exactly the same instant in time. How did that happen?

Because we are just that good. :naughty:
Title: Re: Alien invasion plan on hold
Post by: Splashdown on January 23, 2009, 08:07:41 AM
Exactly....they saw who was just elected as president and decided that it would take less time if we did it ourselves.

The alien signal was translated as saying, "Nope. No intelligent life on that planet."
Title: Re: Alien invasion plan on hold
Post by: Tess on January 23, 2009, 08:17:10 AM
The alien signal was translated as saying, "Nope. No intelligent life on that planet."

 :lmao:  Exactly!  H5