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Title: Read a book.....
Post by: BEG on January 21, 2009, 03:46:02 PM

If you are offended easily don't watch this video.

[youtube=425,350]GlKL_EpnSp8[/youtube]

Title: Re: Read a book.....
Post by: Tess on January 21, 2009, 04:12:37 PM

Would have been better if i had turned the sound down a bit more before starting that one...I had kids passing by my office saying, "Mom!  What IS that?"

DOH!

Title: Re: Read a book.....
Post by: RobJohnson on January 22, 2009, 12:08:36 AM

I am laughing so hard I am out of breath.  :lmao:

It's called speed stick.... :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

Title: Re: Read a book.....
Post by: mamacags on January 22, 2009, 08:41:22 AM

That may be the most incredible rap song ever in the history of black music. :bow: :bow: :bow:

Title: Re: Read a book.....
Post by: Hawkgirl on January 22, 2009, 04:03:04 PM

Finally a rap song with a positive message.... :lmao:

Title: Re: Read a book.....
Post by: Tess on January 22, 2009, 04:05:04 PM

Quote from: Hawkgirl on January 22, 2009, 04:03:04 PM

Finally a rap song with a positive message.... :lmao:

 :lmao:  H5

Title: Re: Read a book.....
Post by: mamacags on January 22, 2009, 04:29:55 PM

In case you have the urge to sing along. :evillaugh:


Artist: d'mite lyrics

Song:
read a book lyrics



[Intro]
YEAHHHHH~! Wassup y'all, ha ha ha
This your boy D'Mite
You see I usually do songs with like
hooks and concepts and shit right?
BUT **** THAT MAN, I'm tryin to go platinum
So I'm 'bout to go rock this shit
Check this out y'all, uhh

[D'Mite - in the style of Lil Jon]
Read a book! Read a book! Read a muh'****in book!
Read a book! Read a book! Read a muh'****in book!
Read a book! Read a book! Read a muh'****in book!
Read a book! Read a book! Read a muh'****in book!

R-E-A-D, A, B-O-OAHH-KAYYYYYYYY~!
R-E-A-D, A, B-O-OAHH-KAYYYYYYYY~!
R-E-A-D, A, B-O-OAHH-KAYYYYYYYY~!
R-E-A-D, A, B-O-OAHH-KAYYYYYYYY~!

Not a sports page (what) not a magazine (who)
But a book nigga, a ****in book nigga (YEAHHH~!)
Not a sports page (what) not a magazine (who)
But a book nigga, a ****in book nigga (YEAHHH~!)
Not a sports page, not a magazine
But a book nigga, check this out

Raise yo' kids, raise yo' kids, raise yo' God damn kids
Raise yo' kids, raise yo' kids, raise yo' God damn kids
Raise yo' kids, raise yo' kids, raise yo' God damn kids
Raise yo' kids, raise yo' kids, raise yo' God damn kids

Your body needs water - so DRINK THAT SHIT
Your body needs water - so DRINK THAT SHIT
Your body needs water - so DRINK THAT SHIT
Your body needs water - so DRINK THAT SHIT

Buy some land, buy some land (what) **** SPINNIN RIMS
Buy some land, buy some land (what) **** SPINNIN RIMS
Buy some land, buy some land (what) **** SPINNIN RIMS
Buy some land, buy some land (what) **** SPINNIN RIMS

Brush yo' teeth, brush yo' teeth, brush yo' God damn teeth
Brush yo' teeth, brush yo' teeth, brush yo' God damn teeth
Brush yo' teeth, brush yo' teeth, brush yo' God damn teeth
Brush yo' teeth, brush yo' teeth, brush yo' God damn teeth

Wear deodorant nigga, wear deodorant nigga
Wear deodorant nigga, wear deodorant nigga
Wear deodorant nigga, wear deodorant nigga
Wear deodorant nigga, wear deodorant nigga (WHAT~!~!~!!)

It's called Speed Stick (bitch) it's not expensive (bitch)
It's called Speed Stick (bitch) it's not expensive (bitch)
It's called Speed Stick (bitch) it's not expensive (bitch)
It's called Speed Stick (bitch) it's not expensive (bitch)

Read a book! Read a book! Read a muh'****in book!
Read a book! Read a book! Read a muh'****in book!
Read a {*EXPLOSION*}

Title: Re: Read a book.....
Post by: DixieBelle on January 22, 2009, 05:40:07 PM

OMG! That's hysterical!