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Title: primitives can't take it being dished back to them
Post by: USA4ME on January 21, 2009, 03:02:42 PM: Quote from:
MineralMan

Freepers Caption Obama at Desk in Oval Office

Assholes! The posts run the gamut from racism to simple childishness. One poster, only, objects to this nonsense. An epic fail on the part of FR and its moronic members. Sorry about the link to that noxious site, but some will want to see this.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x4881037

What a bunch of crybabies! :bawl:

Here's the pic from FR.

(http://img.timeinc.net/time/daily/2009/0901/a_obama_oval_0121.jpg)

The responses from FR are pretty funny.

Quote from:
Hello...Hello...Can somebody tell me what Iâ€™m supposed to do now?

â€œAwwww, yes, I, awww, I would like, awwwww, if someone could come in here and, awww, give me a clue?â€

So, when I push this button here, I put the caller on hold, right?

Ooh look, a large red button underneath a clear plastic cover.... I wonder what this does?

Hello Mr. Soros. What shall I do first?

"Hello? Is your refrigerator running? Well, you'd better catch it!"

AAAAAAAHHHHH...George, could you come back here i seem to be in over my head....

â€œGee, I finally understand that old saying about what would happen if the dog ever did catch that car going by....â€™

Damn, there are no secret panels in this desk! Nick Cage lied to me!

Hello, Osama? You'll never guess where I'm sitting...no, not in a jail cell...silly. The Oval Office! I know...can you believe we pulled it off? Stupid Americans...Okay, we'll proceed with our plans, but can't I just have a little bit of fun first? Awww, c'mon Osama, it's always "death to America" this and "death to America" that with you. You know what they say..."all death and no play makes Jack a dull boy". Fine. I'll launch the bombs next week. Sheesh...

Hello Popeyes?!! I'd like to order a large bucket of chicken. Goodbye. My first executive decision. That wasn't so tough.

Neat, if you press the Cookie Monster face, it actually orders a batch of oatmeal chocolate chip from the White house bakery!

Look at the drapes. What was Michelle wearing yesterday? Now we know.

Someone come in here and tell me what to do! Iâ€™ve never even run a lemonade stand......

Can I make a collect call to Kenya??

â€œSorry Fitz.....youâ€™re firedâ€

Room service??? Where did you hide my prayer rug? I canâ€™t pray to mecca on this stinky carpet with Clintonâ€™s baby batter all over it.

â€œHello, Room Service? Send up a smaller room.â€

White House operator?? No, this is not a joke. I really AM the President. What do you mean I have to show you some ID? I canâ€™t even find my birth certificate.

â€œI need an ashtray in here NOWâ€.

I'll send the payment in tomorrow. Say, how did you get this number?

â€œThis phone is above my pay grade!â€

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Title: Re: primitves can't take it being dished back to them
Post by: franksolich on January 21, 2009, 03:07:00 PM: Oh my.

And unlike what the primitives on Skins's island do with photographs of George Bush and other prominent Republicans, the "freepers" show their class not only with grace and wit, but without obscenities.
Title: Re: primitives can't take it being dished back to them
Post by: JohnnyReb on January 21, 2009, 03:10:14 PM: Can you hear me now......Can you hear me now.......Hello......is anybody out there?
Title: Re: primitives can't take it being dished back to them
Post by: Carl on January 21, 2009, 03:11:39 PM: It is astounding how deliberately ignorant and hypocritical they can be. :lmao:
Title: Re: primitives can't take it being dished back to them
Post by: dutch508 on January 21, 2009, 03:14:53 PM: Quote
Faygo Kid (1000+ posts) Wed Jan-21-09 03:45 PM
Response to Original message
6. Pretty funny to read the criticism of the decor - it's all W.'s
I would have ripped every shred of whatever W. put in there, and the taxpayers of this nation would be glad to pay for it. I think it's a mistake to keep W's "decor."

That said, it's pretty funny to read the Freeper ignoramuses criticizing the decor.

but, wait. You don't pay your taxes, do you Mr. Treasury Sec.?

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BOSSHOG (1000+ posts) Wed Jan-21-09 03:45 PM
Response to Original message
7. They'll soon be rounded up and relocated.

Who are the nazis?
Title: Re: primitives can't take it being dished back to them
Post by: Tess on January 21, 2009, 03:15:07 PM: THey are just sore because those are so much more clever than anything they have mustered up in the past 8 years.
Title: Re: primitives can't take it being dished back to them
Post by: dutch508 on January 21, 2009, 03:19:33 PM: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x4881267

yet, they are doing it whilst complaining about it...

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malaise (1000+ posts) Wed Jan-21-09 03:59 PM
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(http://http://cache.boston.com/universal/site_graphics/blogs/bigpicture/44_01_21/4428_17683849.jpg)

Replies to this thread
They hate me. They really hate me. Husb2Sparkly Jan-21-09 04:00 PM #1
They're still booing and singing malaise Jan-21-09 04:02 PM #3
One last flyover to look at the mess he left. tekisui Jan-21-09 04:00 PM #2
Wow! Lookie the size of the crowd giving me a send-off! lunatica Jan-21-09 04:02 PM #4
More like malaise Jan-21-09 04:06 PM #5
I AM an evil little bastard, aren't I? It'll take them years anotheryellowdog Jan-21-09 04:07 PM #6
"I think I'll piss over the side" WI_DEM Jan-21-09 04:08 PM #7
Look at his face. He can't believe the size of the crowd.
Title: Re: primitives can't take it being dished back to them
Post by: thundley4 on January 21, 2009, 03:27:10 PM: Is it just me or does he look like a little kid sitting at his dad's desk?
Title: Re: primitives can't take it being dished back to them
Post by: TheSarge on January 21, 2009, 03:32:49 PM: Quote
BOSSHOG (1000+ posts) Wed Jan-21-09 03:45 PM
Response to Original message
7. They'll soon be rounded up and relocated.

By who? You? :rotf:
Title: Re: primitives can't take it being dished back to them
Post by: JohnnyReb on January 21, 2009, 03:44:09 PM: Quote from: TxRadioguy on January 21, 2009, 03:32:49 PM
By who? You? :rotf:

They'll be using spitballs containing the HIV virus. To hell with don't fire until you see the whites of their eyes, take only long shots.
Title: Re: primitives can't take it being dished back to them
Post by: Texacon on January 21, 2009, 03:44:16 PM: Quote from: thundley4 on January 21, 2009, 03:27:10 PM
Is it just me or does he look like a little kid sitting at his dad's desk?

That was exactly what I thought. I have never seen a President who didn't seem to fill up that desk and chair yet there he sits.

KC
Title: Re: primitives can't take it being dished back to them
Post by: LC EFA on January 21, 2009, 03:54:25 PM: Quote from: TxRadioguy on January 21, 2009, 03:32:49 PM
By who? You? :rotf:

All your ~~base~~ camps are belong to us !
Title: Re: primitives can't take it being dished back to them
Post by: BlueStateSaint on January 21, 2009, 04:10:34 PM: Quote from: TxRadioguy on January 21, 2009, 03:32:49 PM
By who? You? :rotf:

Same thing I was thinking.
Title: Re: primitives can't take it being dished back to them
Post by: Chris_ on January 21, 2009, 06:02:07 PM: Quote
looks like the chair is way too big for him to fill.

I was thinking the same thing.
Title: Re: primitives can't take it being dished back to them
Post by: Rebel on January 21, 2009, 06:03:40 PM: Quote from: ROCKURWORLD on January 21, 2009, 06:02:07 PM
I was thinking the same thing.

What'dya do with our snow? :censored:

:-)
Title: Re: primitives can't take it being dished back to them
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on January 21, 2009, 06:17:58 PM: (http://img.timeinc.net/time/daily/2009/0901/a_obama_oval_0121.jpg)
Michelle, does this desk make my ears look big?
Title: Re: primitives can't take it being dished back to them
Post by: JohnnyReb on January 21, 2009, 06:25:20 PM: Quote from: Mr Snuggle Bunny on January 21, 2009, 06:17:58 PM
(http://img.timeinc.net/time/daily/2009/0901/a_obama_oval_0121.jpg)
Michelle, does this desk make my ears look big?

Speak up hon. I can't hear you. What did you say? I can't hear you. My ears keep getting in the way. Wait a minute, let me put you on speaker phone.
Title: Re: primitives can't take it being dished back to them
Post by: Duke Nukum on January 21, 2009, 06:51:27 PM: Where any eggs thrown at the Big Zero's limo on his way to the inaug? Where any jeers or insults flung at the Big Zero whilst taking the oaf of office?
Title: Re: primitives can't take it being dished back to them
Post by: TheSarge on January 21, 2009, 06:57:01 PM: Quote from: JohnnyReb on January 21, 2009, 03:44:09 PM
They'll be using spitballs containing the HIV virus. To hell with don't fire until you see the whites of their eyes, take only long shots.

My last trip to the range I hit a 300 meter pop up target 3 out of 4 times with iron sights.

Taking a long shot at a DUmmies fat bloated ass won't be any problem if it ever comes to that.

The other thing that BassHagg forgets is that it's all of us that he wants rounded up have all the guns.
Title: Re: primitives can't take it being dished back to them
Post by: TheSarge on January 21, 2009, 06:58:34 PM: Quote from: Mr Snuggle Bunny on January 21, 2009, 06:17:58 PM
(http://img.timeinc.net/time/daily/2009/0901/a_obama_oval_0121.jpg)
Michelle, does this desk make my ears look big?

My first thought was that he doesn't look big enough to fill the office and the position which he has attained.
Title: Re: primitives can't take it being dished back to them
Post by: BEG on January 21, 2009, 07:01:54 PM: Quote from: TxRadioguy on January 21, 2009, 06:58:34 PM
My first thought was that he doesn't look big enough to fill the office and the position which he has attained.

My first thought was his desk is as empty as his suit. :p
Title: Re: primitives can't take it being dished back to them
Post by: Tantal on January 21, 2009, 07:55:40 PM: Quote from: BlueStateSaint on January 21, 2009, 04:10:34 PM
Same thing I was thinking.
You give 'em hell with that .30-30, 'Saint. :cheersmate:
Title: Re: primitives can't take it being dished back to them
Post by: miskie on January 21, 2009, 09:29:15 PM: (http://img.timeinc.net/time/daily/2009/0901/a_obama_oval_0121.jpg)
Speaking of Drapes - I think I found enough material to cover you and your ass in
a new dress...
Title: Re: primitives can't take it being dished back to them
Post by: DixieBelle on January 21, 2009, 10:11:44 PM: "Yes, "I'd like to use my lifeline and phone a friend."
Title: Re: primitives can't take it being dished back to them
Post by: LC EFA on January 21, 2009, 10:18:43 PM: "Room Service ? Can I get a couple of chubby interns and a box of cigars sent up thanks"
Title: Re: primitives can't take it being dished back to them
Post by: Ptarmigan on January 21, 2009, 11:57:12 PM: These DUmmies need to get a grip. Those Freepers are joking.
Title: Re: primitives can't take it being dished back to them
Post by: Atomic Lib Smasher on January 22, 2009, 01:53:29 AM: Quote from: TxRadioguy on January 21, 2009, 03:32:49 PM
By who? You? :rotf:

That is too damn funny. :lmao:
Title: Re: primitives can't take it being dished back to them
Post by: diesel driver on January 22, 2009, 03:56:51 AM: Quote from: Ptarmigan on January 21, 2009, 11:57:12 PM
These DUmmies need to get a grip. Those Freepers are joking.

DUmmies got no sense of humor, and very little sense :lmao:

I see my comment on FR made the DUmpster opening thread. :cheersmate:
My FReeper tagline is right. Obama IS America's Affirmative Action president....
Title: Re: primitives can't take it being dished back to them
Post by: BlueStateSaint on January 22, 2009, 05:12:36 AM: Quote from: Tantal on January 21, 2009, 07:55:40 PM
You give 'em hell with that .30-30, 'Saint. :cheersmate:

And the '06 that I have . . .
Title: Re: primitives can't take it being dished back to them
Post by: Carl on January 22, 2009, 05:42:31 AM: Quote from: BlueStateSaint on January 22, 2009, 05:12:36 AM
And the '06 that I have . . .

H5 neighbor...we can start our own upstate defense unit. :cheersmate:
Title: Re: primitives can't take it being dished back to them
Post by: BlueStateSaint on January 22, 2009, 06:58:40 AM: Quote from: Carl on January 22, 2009, 05:42:31 AM
H5 neighbor...we can start our own upstate defense unit. :cheersmate:

Both rounds have accounted for a buttload of bad guys in their lives.