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Title: lonely primitives describe ideal jobs
Post by: franksolich on January 21, 2009, 12:49:12 PM: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=281x1320

But because the world "jobs" is there, primitives are avoiding this bonfire like the plague.

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stpalmer (105 posts) Sat Nov-22-08 08:24 PM
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GOOD JOBS FOR LONERS

Help me list some! I'll be looking for another job in a year or so, and this list, while maybe seeming silly, may help me choose my next career! It can't depend heavily on using the phone to communicate, can't involve children or sales or people management...what is there?

How 'bout....

Astronaut manning a remote space station

"Fire-spotter" in a massive national forest

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tcdq (698 posts) Mon Nov-24-08 09:23 AM
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1. I work at home as an editor of news transcripts and am an artist.

I love not having to deal with people on a daily basis. It's too exhausting. Do work, upload, get paid.

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wiboy (774 posts) Mon Nov-24-08 03:42 PM
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2. Lighthouse Operator

On the lonely shores of Lake Superior

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tcdq (698 posts) Fri Nov-28-08 11:31 PM
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3. That sounds great!

Always loved lighthouses, as do a lot of people. But I've always wondered about life as a lighthouse operator. Do you love it?

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silverweb (1000+ posts) Tue Dec-09-08 03:09 PM
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4. Medical transcription.

My company provides the computer, the software, the work, and the paycheck. I work from home on a fairly flexible schedule and the company direct deposits money into my bank account.

No commute. No "business wardrobe." No office politics. Just a computer, a comfortable chair, and a broad-band internet connection. If I have to work for money, this is the way to do it.

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NYC_SKP (1000+ posts) Fri Jan-16-09 12:01 AM
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5. How do you like that? I always wondered if these companies are legit.

And a friend just this week asked what I thought about it.

I'd be grateful for any information, you can pm me if you want to keep it more private.

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Title: Re: lonely primitives describe ideal jobs
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Title: Re: lonely primitives describe ideal jobs
Post by: jukin on January 21, 2009, 01:17:02 PM: More reinforcement of my stereotype of a typical DUmbass.
Title: Re: lonely primitives describe ideal jobs
Post by: asdf2231 on January 21, 2009, 02:18:05 PM: Man if only Fleshlight needed Beta testers these guys would be set for life. :whatever:
Title: Re: lonely primitives describe ideal jobs
Post by: BlueStateSaint on January 21, 2009, 04:02:17 PM: Quote from: asdf2231 on January 21, 2009, 02:18:05 PM
Man if only Fleshlight needed Beta testers these guys would be set for life. :whatever:

I know. They'd always be in practice! :jerkit:
Title: Re: lonely primitives describe ideal jobs
Post by: LC EFA on January 21, 2009, 04:12:33 PM: Quote
stpalmer (105 posts) Sat Nov-22-08 08:24 PM
Original message

GOOD JOBS FOR LONERS

Help me list some! I'll be looking for another job in a year or so, and this list, while maybe seeming silly, may help me choose my next career! It can't depend heavily on using the phone to communicate, can't involve children or sales or people management...what is there?

How 'bout....

Astronaut manning a remote space station

"Fire-spotter" in a massive national forest

Well, I could suggest day-trading, all done online where your ass sits all day anyway...

Small Mineral lease and mining camp somewhere...

However, given that you are a DUmmy, You might be more suited to our opening in the unabomber department. Comes with a nice holiday home in Montana.
Title: Re: lonely primitives describe ideal jobs
Post by: JohnnyReb on January 21, 2009, 05:24:55 PM: Notice that all their "perfect" jobs are best done alone....Yep, just what I thought, they masturbate a lot.
Title: Re: lonely primitives describe ideal jobs
Post by: Vagabond on January 22, 2009, 12:44:42 AM: DUmmies don't like to work. It iw why the fail at it so often.
Title: Re: lonely primitives describe ideal jobs
Post by: willamedico on January 20, 2011, 11:34:29 PM: Well medical transcription is really kind of job for loners...In today's time this job has taken a big boom and progressed in a great way. You can check out for more details.
Title: Re: lonely primitives describe ideal jobs
Post by: Rebel on January 20, 2011, 11:37:45 PM: Quote from: willamedico on January 20, 2011, 11:34:29 PM
Well medical transcription is really kind of job for loners...In today's time this job has taken a big boom and progressed in a great way. You can check out for more details.

Can I check you out for more details instead?
Title: Re: lonely primitives describe ideal jobs
Post by: GOBUCKS on January 21, 2011, 12:06:47 AM: Quote from: willamedico on January 20, 2011, 11:34:29 PM
Well medical transcription is really kind of job for loners...In today's time this job has taken a big boom and progressed in a great way. You can check out for more details.
In the past two or three years, I've known two people who paid for training in medical transcription, with promises of job placement after graduation. In both cases, it was a scam. They should have invested the money in raising nutria or emus. Maybe chinchilla ranching.
Title: Re: lonely primitives describe ideal jobs
Post by: Karin on January 21, 2011, 07:33:30 AM: I know! How about caretaker at the Overlook Hotel?
Title: Re: lonely primitives describe ideal jobs
Post by: Ballygrl on January 21, 2011, 07:36:32 AM: Quote from: GOBUCKS on January 21, 2011, 12:06:47 AM
In the past two or three years, I've known two people who paid for training in medical transcription, with promises of job placement after graduation. In both cases, it was a scam. They should have invested the money in raising nutria or emus. Maybe chinchilla ranching.

Yep, it's not as easy as it seems, and many Doctors now just have staff type their letters, consults etc. instead of paying a company.
Title: Re: lonely primitives describe ideal jobs
Post by: Chris_ on January 21, 2011, 08:43:44 AM: [youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anwy2MPT5RE[/youtube]

There's a company in town (MedQuist, formerly Spheris) that does medical transcription service. They do have some at-home employees, but not as much as you'd think. Their data center is mostly servers for storing the voice mails that come from their clients (they're sharing the Ford building I used to work in and I know a couple of their IT admins).

Typical lazy-ass liberals... they want a job to suit them and not the other way around. Whatever happened to working for a living?
Title: Re: lonely primitives describe ideal jobs
Post by: AprilRazz on January 21, 2011, 09:34:59 AM: Quote from: asdf2231 on January 21, 2009, 02:18:05 PM
Man if only Fleshlight needed Beta testers these guys would be set for life. :whatever:
I bought DH one before I deployed. :whistling:
Title: Re: lonely primitives describe ideal jobs
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on January 21, 2011, 09:48:00 AM: Maytag repairman.
Title: Re: lonely primitives describe ideal jobs
Post by: Tucker on January 21, 2011, 10:22:51 AM: Quote from: JohnnyReb on January 21, 2009, 05:24:55 PM
Notice that all their "perfect" jobs are best done alone....Yep, just what I thought, they masturbate a lot.

His name is apropos.

stpalmer Should have been Rosie Palm.
Title: Re: lonely primitives describe ideal jobs
Post by: Ree on January 21, 2011, 10:30:50 AM: what is fleshlight? coz i keep seein it as flashlight
Title: Re: lonely primitives describe ideal jobs
Post by: Chris_ on January 21, 2011, 10:32:57 AM: It's a plastic tube (looks like a flashlight) with a fake hoo-ha inside it.
Title: Re: lonely primitives describe ideal jobs
Post by: jukin on January 21, 2011, 10:42:53 AM: Quote
can't involve children

I missed this before. :whistling:

I bet a lot of DUchebags have that stipulation for employment and how close to schools they can lurk.
Title: Re: lonely primitives describe ideal jobs
Post by: Boudicca on January 21, 2011, 10:50:05 AM: Quote from: JohnnyReb on January 21, 2009, 05:24:55 PM
Notice that all their "perfect" jobs are best done alone....Yep, just what I thought, they masturbate a lot.

I also noted the poster could not work around children. :confused: :clueless:
Title: Re: lonely primitives describe ideal jobs
Post by: Boudicca on January 21, 2011, 10:51:26 AM: Quote from: jukin on January 21, 2011, 10:42:53 AM
I missed this before. :whistling:

i bet a lot of DUchebags have that stipulation for employment and how close to schools they can lurk.

I missed that you caught that little tidbit before I posted. HI5!
Title: Re: lonely primitives describe ideal jobs
Post by: AllosaursRus on January 21, 2011, 12:24:59 PM: Quote from: chris_ on January 21, 2011, 10:32:57 AM
It's a plastic tube (looks like a flashlight) with a fake hoo-ha inside it.

That's disgusting!

More ****in' info than I needed to know! Leave it to DUmbShits to need a device! What ever happened to Mother Thumb and her Four Sisters? Or better yet, a "Toots" to do it for ya?

ETA:

Wonder why they're loners, for cripes sake? Whataya do when yer girlfriend finds that little jewel in yer sock drawer?