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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: LC EFA on January 20, 2009, 04:32:55 PM
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Redstone Donating Member (1000+ posts)Tue Jan-20-09 04:45 PM
Original message
Those ****ing rightwingers just do NOT ****ing get it:
Edited on Tue Jan-20-09 05:08 PM by Redstone
I got the following lame, moronic e-mail from one of my (very few) Repub relatives today. I'll give you my reply (sent out to all on the mailing list) first, then the scummy, childish message itself:
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My reply:
I will bet ANY of you one thousand dollars that NOT ONE of those tired, stupid, nonsensical French-bashing "incidents" EVER actually happened.
I am just SO sick and tired of this pathetic right-wing bullshit. Please, PLEASE, don't anyone send me any more of this crap.
I have never been happier to be an American than I was today. If ANY of you are enough of a bitter racist that you were not proud of your country today, I do NOT want to hear from you.
Remember, I am married to a woman who is half-African. If you didn't know that before, you do now. So be advised that I will absolutely NOT tolerate even the slightest hint of racism, from ANYBODY, family or not, in any form.
PS: My wife is half-French as well. So no more.
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The pathetic message:
> You could have heard a pin drop When in England, at a
> fairly large conference, Condi Rice was asked by the
> Archbishop of Canterbury if our plans for Iraq were just an
> example of empire building' by George Bush. She answered
> by saying, 'Over the years, the United States has sent
> many of its fine young men and women into great peril to
> fight for freedom beyond our borders. The only amount of
> land we have ever asked for in return is enough to bury
> those that did not return.' You could have heard a pin
> drop. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ There was a
> conference in France where a number of international
> engineers were taking part, including French and American.
> During a break, one of the French engineers came back into
> the room saying 'Have you heard the latest dumb stunt
> Bush has done? He has sent an aircraft carrier to Indonesia
> to help the tsunami victims. What does he intended to do,
> bomb them?' A Boeing engineer stood up and replied
> quietly: 'Our carriers have three hospitals on board
> that can treat several hundred people; they are nuclear
> powered and can supply emergency electrical power to shore
> facilities; they have three cafeterias with the capacity to
> feed 3,000 people three meals a day, they can produce
> several thousand gallons of fresh water from sea water each
> day, and they carry half a dozen helicopters for use in
> transporting victims and injured to and from their flight
> deck. We have eleven such ships; how many does France
> have?' You could have heard a pin drop.
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A U.S. Navy Admiral was
> attending a naval conference that included Admirals from the
> U.S., English, Canadian, Australian and French Navies. At a
> cocktail reception, he found himself standing with a large
> group of Officers that included personnel from most of those
> countries. Everyone was chatting away in English as they
> sipped their drinks but a French admiral suddenly complained
> that, whereas Europeans learn many languages, Americans
> learn only English.' He then asked, 'Why is it that
> we always have to speak English in these conferences rather
> than speaking French?' Without hesitating, the American
> Admiral replied 'Maybe it's because the Brits,
> Canadians, Aussies and Americans arranged it so you
> wouldn't have to speak German.' You could have heard
> a pin drop. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ AND THIS
> STORY FITS RIGHT IN WITH THE ABOVE... Robert Whiting, an
> elderly gentleman of 83, arrived in Paris by plane. At
> French Customs, he took a few minutes to locate his passport
> in his carry on. 'You have been to France before,
> monsieur?' the customs officer asked sarcastically. Mr.
> Whiting admitted that he had been to France previously. Then
> you should know enough to have your passport ready.' The
> American said, ''The last time I was here, I
> didn't have to show it. 'Impossible. Americans
> always have to show your passports on arrival in
> France!' The American senior gave the Frenchman a long
> hard look. Then he quietly explained, ''Well, when I
> came ashore at Omaha Beach on D-Day in 1944 to help liberate
> this country, I couldn't find a single Frenchmen to show
> a passport to.' You could have heard a pin drop. If you
> are proud, pass this on! If not delete it.
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They just will NOT ever get it, will they?
Redstone
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x4872776
Poor Redstone doesn't get the jokes (all of which I've seen before mind)
I think if I was related to Redstone, I'd have to send stuff like this to her daily; just because the overreaction is hilarious.
Tangerine LaBamba Donating Member (1000+ posts)Tue Jan-20-09 04:50 PM
Response to Original message
1. I don't understand
Edited on Tue Jan-20-09 04:57 PM by Tangerine LaBamba
What was the point of those idiotic stories? I seriously doubt that any of them ever really happened.
So, what was it? Am I so thick I'm missing the obvious - that they were somehow supposed to show that ****face was a great President?
I'm really bad with stupid.
I give up.
In any event, I like your response. Well done.
Please Insert the disk labeled "Sense of Humor" and press the "any" key.
Ikonoklast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Tue Jan-20-09 05:02 PM
Response to Original message
8. Made-up bullshit stories.
Edited on Tue Jan-20-09 05:02 PM by Ikonoklast
They don't even know the current state of the French Navy.
The Clemenceau.
[picture of old crappy frog ship]
The nuclear aircfraft carrier Charles DeGaulle
[picture of the :lmao: DeGaulle :lmao:]
The French would have responded that they currently had one of the most technologically advanced nuclear-powered aircraft carriers on this planet, at that time.
The DeGaulle.... Bwaahahahahahaa
The thing that couldn't even get outta the harbor without a massive dose of FAIL.
That's priceless.
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Chief S itting Bull's reply e-mail is a dud from the word go. I cannot speak to the veracity of the other incidents, but I personally am acquainted with the Boeing Engineer who put the French asshole in his place in the segment on the Tsunami aftermath. I have heard pieces of the story from his own lips, and have heard the story largely as it is related in the original e-mail from those who were there with him.
Help yourself to another heaping pile of FAIL, S itting Bull.
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The DeGaulle......if it has its nose is stuck up in the air like it's namesake, then probably all it would be fitting for is little longhaired American boys to use it like a skateboard ramp.
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The French have a Navy? Who woulda thought?
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Most are true as I am an aficionado of stinky bashing.
Yes, there was an eBay auction for french rifles that read "Never fired, dropped once."
Yes, General Patton did say "I would rather have a German division ahead of me than a french division behind me."
Yes, french really do smell bad.... ask anyone from any country.
The Degaulle, like every french project was massively over budget years behind in delivery, and ,of course, had the deck too short to land specified planes, radiated it's crew due to poor shielding, and could only go in circles due to a prop that dropped off.
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Most are true as I am an aficionado of stinky bashing.
Yes, there was an eBay auction for french rifles that read "Never fired, dropped once."
Yes, General Patton did say "I would rather have a German division ahead of me than a french division behind me."
Yes, french really do smell bad.... ask anyone from any country.
The Degaulle, like every french project was massively ove budget years behind in delivery, and ,of course, had the deck too short to land specified planes, radiated it's crew due to poor shielding, and could only go in circles due to a prop that dropped off.
:rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
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You could have heard a pin drop When in England, at a
> fairly large conference, Condi Rice was asked by the
> Archbishop of Canterbury if our plans for Iraq were just an
> example of empire building' by George Bush. She answered
> by saying, 'Over the years, the United States has sent
> many of its fine young men and women into great peril to
> fight for freedom beyond our borders. The only amount of
> land we have ever asked for in return is enough to bury
> those that did not return.' You could have heard a pin
> drop.
Possibly not true...but according to snopes, a comment similar was made to Colin Powell by the Archbishop of Canterbury, and the response was also similar. (http://www.snopes.com/politics/quotes/powell.asp)
The last two are obviously true.
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WTF? What part of this is racist?? No, the stories are probably not true but the sentiments damn sure are. If RS doesn't believe we pulled the French's ass out of the fire during WWII then RS needs to do a little more studying of History!
KC
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Oh my.
Chief S itting Bull, the bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive, must be playing hookey from his anger-management classes.
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If you look up the definition of "Operational readiness," you can probaby find a picture of the deGaulle...with a diagonal red line through it, as an antonym. That bastard has never been able to get to sea for a week without having to be towed in and dry-docked for another year or two at a whack.
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Quote: If ANY of you are enough of a bitter racist that you were not proud of your country today, I do NOT want to hear from you.
Hey DUmmie, being bitter because over 50% of my country bought into the American Idol style hype that was the Big Zero's campaign does not make me racist.
Being bitter because so many have decided that they prefer a nanny state to take care of their lazy asses does not make me racist.
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The French have a Navy? Who woulda thought?
Yes, and if you want you can take a glass-bottom boat tour to see it.
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Quote: If ANY of you are enough of a bitter racist that you were not proud of your country today, I do NOT want to hear from you.
Hey DUmmie, being bitter because over 50% of my country bought into the American Idol style hype that was the Big Zero's campaign does not make me racist.
Being bitter because so many have decided that they prefer a nanny state to take care of their lazy asses does not make me racist.
The stinking DUmmie was probably OK with it when Mitchy wasn't proud of her country until Barry had a shot at running (ruining) it, though.
At this point, I'm ready for God to pour out His judgement on this nation. We certainly have it coming. This worship service occurring for Barry must be a stench in His nostrils, and is certainly an eye-opening example of how people will be not only ready but willing to worship an antichrist.
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The stinking DUmmie was probably OK with it when Mitchy wasn't proud of her country until Barry had a shot at running (ruining) it, though.
At this point, I'm ready for God to pour out His judgement on this nation. We certainly have it coming. This worship service occurring for Barry must be a stench in His nostrils, and is certainly an eye-opening example of how people will be not only ready but willing to worship an antichrist.
His judgment will be harsh. Not just further and deeper economic woes due to further government intervention but sadly a major attack(s?) on our soil. The only silver lining is that leftists will be the major recipients of both.
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I wonder if he's drinking again....
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If you look up the definition of "Operational readiness," you can probaby find a picture of the deGaulle...with a diagonal red line through it, as an antonym. That bastard has never been able to get to sea for a week without having to be towed in and dry-docked for another year or two at a whack.
If it were PMCS'ed on a 5988 the entire ship would be deadlined.
Nothing but X's everywhere.
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There was nothing even remotely racist in the e-mail he got. The kooks off his rocker.
Hey Redstone, we get how you *don't* get it, and how you will *never* get it, and so we move on not caring if you ever get it. There's nothing you can do about it, we have the majority of the money.
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WTF? What part of this is racist?? No, the stories are probably not true but the sentiments damn sure are. If RS doesn't believe we pulled the French's ass out of the fire during WWII then RS needs to do a little more studying of History!
KC
Basically because Republican=Racist in the Dummies' minds. Especially if you object to ANYTHING the new president does. It's bullcrap. But since we're French bashing here,
During the Cola Wars, France was occupied by Pepsi for 6 months.
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If it were PMCS'ed on a 5988 the entire ship would be deadlined.
Nothing but X's everywhere.
Tx, I prefer DAT's approach. Saves ink.
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I have never been happier to be an American than I was today. If ANY of you are enough of a bitter racist that you were not proud of your country today, I do NOT want to hear from you.
No Redstone it's YOU that doesn't get it. My love for my country and pride in being an American have nothing to do with who the president is. America is so much more than one man, especially one who has yet to do anything. I was even proud of my country when we had a president whose idea of covert ops was hide the cigar in the skank. Because all you see when you look at President Obama is a "clean and articulate" black man. As if somehow your vote for a democrat who just happens to be half black (because let's face it, you would've voted for Hillary had she been the nominee) overnight we've risen above whatever racism we've harbored for over 200 years.
But what about those countrymen who fought and died to free slaves. They were, by and large, white Christian men. And even after shedding American blood and treasure we still had a ways to go. It's been a process, which if you're truly honest will admit was hindered mostly by democrats. Even in the glory days of the 60's. While my party was working with President Johnson to pass the Civil Rights Act, people in YOUR party (Robert Byrd), were wearing white sheets, burning crosses on people's lawns, and meting out threats and even beatings for blacks who got too uppity. Your party didn't embrace the whole racial equality thing until you figured out you could move the plantation to the inner city and still keep the black man beholden to you. That disgusts me and I hope they figure it out someday.
I'm proud to be citizen of a nation that has been a beacon of hope for people all over the world long before "hope" became a platitude. I'm proud of our independent spirit, our ideas about self determination...that whole life, liberty, and pursuit of happiness thing that our founders had the wisdom to keep foremost in their minds. I'm proud to have a constitution that determines our laws and defines our rights so that our allegiance to this nation doesn't hinge on who occupies the Oval Office. Those stories whether some are true or all are true or all are untrue are meant to illustrate the spirit that is uniquely American regardless of race, creed, or gender. Perhaps, if YOU can't be look beyond President Obama's race and see that it's YOU who is the racist. I'd tell you to bite me but I'm afraid I'd get rabies so I'll just say **** off, you racist prick.
Cindie
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No Redstone it's YOU that doesn't get it. My love for my country and pride in being an American have nothing to do with who the president is. America is so much more than one man, especially one who has yet to do anything. I was even proud of my country when we had a president whose idea of covert ops was hide the cigar in the skank. Because all you see when you look at President Obama is a "clean and articulate" black man. As if somehow your vote for a democrat who just happens to be half black (because let's face it, you would've voted for Hillary had she been the nominee) overnight we've risen above whatever racism we've harbored for over 200 years.
But what about those countrymen who fought and died to free slaves. They were, by and large, white Christian men. And even after shedding American blood and treasure we still had a ways to go. It's been a process, which if you're truly honest will admit was hindered mostly by democrats. Even in the glory days of the 60's. While my party was working with President Johnson to pass the Civil Rights Act, people in YOUR party (Robert Byrd), were wearing white sheets, burning crosses on people's lawns, and meting out threats and even beatings for blacks who got too uppity. Your party didn't embrace the whole racial equality thing until you figured out you could move the plantation to the inner city and still keep the black man beholden to you. That disgusts me and I hope they figure it out someday.
I'm proud to be citizen of a nation that has been a beacon of hope for people all over the world long before "hope" became a platitude. I'm proud of our independent spirit, our ideas about self determination...that whole life, liberty, and pursuit of happiness thing that our founders had the wisdom to keep foremost in their minds. I'm proud to have a constitution that determines our laws and defines our rights so that our allegiance to this nation doesn't hinge on who occupies the Oval Office. Those stories whether some are true or all are true or all are untrue are meant to illustrate the spirit that is uniquely American regardless of race, creed, or gender. Perhaps, if YOU can't be look beyond President Obama's race and see that it's YOU who is the racist. I'd tell you to bite me but I'm afraid I'd get rabies so I'll just say **** off, you racist prick.
Cindie
Braaavo!!!!
KC
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Wouldn't it feel good to hear that noise redstone's nose would make.
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Please Insert the disk labeled "Sense of Humor" and press the "any" key.
:rotf:
H5
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If it were PMCS'ed on a 5988 the entire ship would be deadlined.
Nothing but X's everywhere.
It could still serve as a nice target for some Mk.48's
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"Happy American" Redstone said, among other things, "Remember, I am married to a woman who is half-African. If you didn't know that before, you do now. So be advised that I will absolutely NOT tolerate even the slightest hint of racism, from ANYBODY, family or not, in any form."
Fair enough.
But, you wonder, or at least I do: How did this man react to Obama's and the advocacy/adversary media's playing of the race card during the primaries and then presidential campaign?
Or how did he react when he heard about racial separatist Jeremiah Wright preaching the whites-hating Black Liberation Theology? Or even Obama spending 20+ years steeped in that false gospel, one that's divisive?
Or how did he react when he heard about Obama essentially calling the Clintons racist?
Or how did he react when Obama lectured the country, epseciallly "typical white people" in his Philadelphia lecture, about what they feel and how they act?
Or how did he react when, recently, Clintonista Robert Reich said that stimulus monies really shouldn't be given to "white male construction workers"?
Or when Murtha of Pennsylvania called essentially his entire congressional district a bunch of racists?
Or when anyone who disagreed with Obama was called a racist?
Or when the Obama campaign and his thugs/thugettes in academia and the advocacy/adversary media start infusing race into what the called "racial code" for words used to criticize Obama?
Or you wonder if he's outraged by the racisim of the black community to whites and others?
Or the racism within the black community, from the lighter-skinned, more-European-looking, better-educated, better-off blacks to those how aren't. If he isn't, then I can direct him to some black sisters in Christ in North Carolina that'll explain what it's like to receive that from their own.s
Or the racism in Africa among blacks, much like the racism within the black community here?
Or the fact that blacks still sell other blacks into human slavery iin Africa?
Or . . .
And how did he react to the sexual racism, actually misogyny, that the Democrats, liberals and leftists, including the advocacy/adversary media, slammed Hillary Clinton and Sarah Palin with?
Or how Obama mocked the elderly, through his mockery of John McCain?
Or . . .
Redstone exemplifies the arrogant, navel-gazing, self-righteous, morally anchorless blatherers of the coalition of Democrats, lberals and leftists who, it never seems to end, expect others to do what they will not. Or can't. Or won't. Or are too ignorant to know about. Or too cowardly to take an stand on and do something other than whine.
They behave like uncivil, cranky, petulant children who demand that the world revolve around them, who expect special treatment simply because they exist.
But, then, they now just mirror the race-baiter-and-card-player-in-chief, don't they?
Oh, by the way, I forgot to add that they have no sense of humor nor sense of proportion in the politically correct, small-minded, double-standard, me-me-me alter-universe in which they exist.
By, the way, so what if his wife is half-French? That's his problem. He could move, of course, to France and that might assuage some of his agita.
There he could immerse himself on how, for example, the French generally acquitted themsevles during World War II, siding with the Nazis, sending Jews to their deaths, the Vichy government, etc.
Sacre bleu!
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No Redstone it's YOU that doesn't get it. My love for my country and pride in being an American have nothing to do with who the president is. America is so much more than one man, especially one who has yet to do anything. I was even proud of my country when we had a president whose idea of covert ops was hide the cigar in the skank. Because all you see when you look at President Obama is a "clean and articulate" black man. As if somehow your vote for a democrat who just happens to be half black (because let's face it, you would've voted for Hillary had she been the nominee) overnight we've risen above whatever racism we've harbored for over 200 years.
But what about those countrymen who fought and died to free slaves. They were, by and large, white Christian men. And even after shedding American blood and treasure we still had a ways to go. It's been a process, which if you're truly honest will admit was hindered mostly by democrats. Even in the glory days of the 60's. While my party was working with President Johnson to pass the Civil Rights Act, people in YOUR party (Robert Byrd), were wearing white sheets, burning crosses on people's lawns, and meting out threats and even beatings for blacks who got too uppity. Your party didn't embrace the whole racial equality thing until you figured out you could move the plantation to the inner city and still keep the black man beholden to you. That disgusts me and I hope they figure it out someday.
I'm proud to be citizen of a nation that has been a beacon of hope for people all over the world long before "hope" became a platitude. I'm proud of our independent spirit, our ideas about self determination...that whole life, liberty, and pursuit of happiness thing that our founders had the wisdom to keep foremost in their minds. I'm proud to have a constitution that determines our laws and defines our rights so that our allegiance to this nation doesn't hinge on who occupies the Oval Office. Those stories whether some are true or all are true or all are untrue are meant to illustrate the spirit that is uniquely American regardless of race, creed, or gender. Perhaps, if YOU can't be look beyond President Obama's race and see that it's YOU who is the racist. I'd tell you to bite me but I'm afraid I'd get rabies so I'll just say **** off, you racist prick.
Cindie
I doubt anyone could have said it better, Cindie! H5 (of course)
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Chief S itting Bull, the bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive, is one of the easiest primitives to "psychoanalyze" (quotation marks intentional; I am not a professional in the field); that he has anger management problems is of course obvious even to the blind.
The bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive, now entering his late 50s, is self-allegedly afflicted with a progressively worsening neuro-muscular ailment, which of course is very sad, very melancholy, especially Chief S itting Bull having always been pretty active in things, including smashing the screens of televisions, clubbing innorcent birds, and ripping down GARAGE SALE signs posted on telephone poles.
And it probably took a lot of strength and stamina to endure the now-mausoleumed bug-eyed lying titty primitive in real life.
However, it mystifies me that the bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive obviously thinks that his out-of-control rage and anger and Hate ameliorates his physical condition, making it easier to bear. Generally it appears the perception of mental health and psychiatric professionals that making peace with others, maintaining tranquil serenity, accepting one's fate, makes such a terrible thing easier to bear.
It must be Hell, being Chief S itting Bull's wife; the heart goes out to her.
Probably the bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive actually wishes to be a "victim," so as to excuse his failures. He couldn't do what needed to get done because of "other people" or the "system," rather than his own individual flaws in character. It's always easier to blame someone else.
Chief S itting Bull wants so badly to be a "victim" that he makes up things, such as his alleged heritage, half-Native American, half-Irish, two of the biggest "victim classes" in all of American history, although only the first is justifiable; there were many other cultural and ethnic groups that suffered much more in America, than the Irish.
Not to diminish the suffering of the Irish, but others had it worse.
Odd, how that works out with the primitives, always alleging to be descended from one of the "oppressed" classes, never one of the "oppressor" classes.
My own mild dislike (it had been simply sort-of distaste until that time) of the bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive dates back to December 2007, when Chief S itting Bull and Playboy Pedro treated my fellow alum Skins so contemptuously, because Skins wouldn't hop at their command.
It was obvious at that bonfire, that the bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive and Playboy Pedro actually really think of themselves as better people, superior people, than Skins. Talk about pure brazen effrontery of Delusions of Grandeur; many have been institutionalized and lobotomized for lesser fantasies.
Alas! poor Chief S itting Bull! alas!
How much better it would be for him, and for those around him, if he simply accepted that he has great many reasons for feeling less than modest, and even embarrassed.
Alas! poor bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive! alas!
Honest humility about oneself and doubt about one's virtues is what eases one's road through life, but obviously that's a road Chief S itting Bull isn't taking.
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He reminds me of a man that once posted he threw his wife's vacuum cleaner into the frozen garden because she had the nerve to vacuum while he was tired.
He too claims to be half Native American with anger issues claiming victim status.
I wonder if they're related ?
He may still be drinking. He keeps giving out cold cures involving Jack Daniels.
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He reminds me of a man that once posted he threw his wife's vacuum cleaner into the frozen garden because she had the nerve to vacuum while he was tired.
He too claims to be half Native American with anger issues claiming victim status.
I wonder if they're related ?
Actually, if that was posted on Skins's island (you didn't tell where you saw it posted, thus the confusion), that could very well have been Chief S itting Bull himself.
I wish I had kept a catalogue of the bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive's ordeals with anger management; it would be pretty big by now, the size of the old Sears, Roebuck mail-order catalogues in small print.
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The one I speak of frequents newpaper forums.
If it's not Redstone, it's his brother.
The anger over the years from this guy is unreal and very much like Redstone.
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I would like to find out what happened with his 'Idea' that was supposed to be copyrighted or patented or whatever. Never heard about it again. Maybe the white man took his idea.
KC
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I know who Shadeaux is talking about. I've asked about him here before - the ass from the forum at the newspaper in Biloxi whose posting name is Maxx. Maxx is an ass and Maxx is the one with the vacuum cleaner problem.
Do you think it's the same person? Could be.
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My ex was (well.. I guess she still is) a half Haitian French Canadian socialist. One thing she would not tolerate was black people playing the race card without very good justification. But she also believed that Americans as a whole were so inherently racist that a black person would never get elected to the White House any time soon. We had these discussions way back when I was advocating Condi as the next president, and we haven't spoken in almost a year, but one small bit of satisfaction I got from Obama's victory was that it proved her ass wrong about Americans. :evillaugh:
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I would like to find out what happened with his 'Idea' that was supposed to be copyrighted or patented or whatever. Never heard about it again. Maybe the white man took his idea.
I've always wondered about that, too.
Well, not "always," but whenever I see Chief S itting Bull on Skins's island, I wonder.