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Current Events => Archives => Politics => Election 2008 => Topic started by: Chris_ on January 19, 2009, 11:57:10 PM

Title: Checking out until 1/21 -- and I better get my ******* pony
Post by: Chris_ on January 19, 2009, 11:57:10 PM
That is it.

To hear this empty suit whose entire qualification has been the fact he is Black (sort of) and to see him speak like Cecil the Seasick Serpent is more than my stomach can take.  The new fuhrer's only Unity is the ability to finally join Fascism with Socialism.

There are fools and idiots who think this new Mao's Manifest think his words should be put in marble.  Yes, I am sure the little Red Books will reflect the same.

This very stupid man -- uh uh uh uh -- will be known as the only modern president to be stupider than carter.

And the attack that is coming is on the new fuhrer.

I'll check back in day after tomorrow.  After we see just how stupid and communistic the new fuhrer makes it clear to everyone what he wants.
Title: Re: Checking out until 1/21 -- and I better get my ******* pony
Post by: Chris on January 20, 2009, 12:00:29 AM
Maybe you should practice pushing your empty car down the block for when PresOdent decides to "punish" the oil companies and the supply dries up.

Guess I should buy some new walking shoes.
Title: Re: Checking out until 1/21 -- and I better get my ******* pony
Post by: Chris_ on January 20, 2009, 12:01:42 AM
Quote from: Chris on January 20, 2009, 12:00:29 AM
Maybe you should practice pushing your empty car down the block for when PresOdent decides to "punish" the oil companies and the supply dries up.

I will just apply for my bicycle subsidy.  Thanks for your donation!
Title: Re: Checking out until 1/21 -- and I better get my damn pony
Post by: SaintLouieWoman on January 20, 2009, 09:45:52 PM
Quote from: Chris on January 20, 2009, 12:00:29 AM
Maybe you should practice pushing your empty car down the block for when PresOdent decides to "punish" the oil companies and the supply dries up.

Guess I should buy some new walking shoes.

Didn't he allude that we all needed to sacrifice? This will be our new exercise plan---walking, don't bother with those dues at a health club. The government needs that money for all his schemes.  :-)
Title: Re: Checking out until 1/21 -- and I better get my damn pony
Post by: JohnnyReb on January 21, 2009, 04:07:20 AM
Well, just like when I was young and it was Christmas, I got up early and ............... no damn pony.
Title: Re: Checking out until 1/21 -- and I better get my damn pony
Post by: Flame on January 21, 2009, 07:26:08 AM
Quote from: JohnnyReb on January 21, 2009, 04:07:20 AM
Well, just like when I was young and it was Christmas, I got up early and ............... no damn pony.

heck, I don't even have rainbows flooding the skies here!
Title: Re: Checking out until 1/21 -- and I better get my ******* pony
Post by: Wineslob on January 21, 2009, 04:20:13 PM
Here's your damn pony,

(http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k179/Apogeespeaker/PONY.jpg)
Title: Re: Checking out until 1/21 -- and I better get my ******* pony
Post by: bijou on January 21, 2009, 04:27:32 PM
Quote from: Wineslob on January 21, 2009, 04:20:13 PM
Here's your damn pony,

(http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k179/Apogeespeaker/PONY.jpg)
LOL.  Of course if you don't want a black pony there is always ...

(http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e115/Mastertickles/ROT%20TOTS/ROT%20TOT%20NON%20DOLLS/my%20little%20evil%20pony/mylittleevilpony4.jpg)
Title: Re: Checking out until 1/21 -- and I better get my ******* pony
Post by: Wineslob on January 21, 2009, 04:39:55 PM
And the rainbow

(http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k179/Apogeespeaker/Cat.jpg)
Title: Re: Checking out until 1/21 -- and I better get my ******* pony
Post by: Eupher on January 21, 2009, 04:54:40 PM
Doesn't he get Twinkies, too?  :-)