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Title: Woman accused of attacking man with bagel
Post by: thundley4 on January 19, 2009, 11:14:32 AM: Quote
ST. PETERSBURG, Fla. - Authorities say a St. Petersburg woman was charged with battery after hitting a man in the head with a bagel.

Police say 28-year-old Cassady C. Catolico was violating a temporary injunction filed last week by even going to see the victim early Sunday morning. She was also on probation from a 2006 criminal mischief case.

Catolico was arrested and being held on $10,650 bail.
Floriduh (http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/local/breakingnews/orl-bk-bagel-battery-011909,0,5529384.story)

What is it about Florida that makes people use food as a weapon? :hammer:
Title: Re: Woman accused of attacking man with bagel
Post by: asdf2231 on January 19, 2009, 11:39:22 AM: Well it's a good thing they put her under Lox and key...
Title: Re: Woman accused of attacking man with bagel
Post by: thundley4 on January 19, 2009, 11:46:08 AM: I wonder if she'll raise the dough for bail.
Title: Re: Woman accused of attacking man with bagel
Post by: asdf2231 on January 19, 2009, 01:28:41 PM: Quote from: thundley4 on January 19, 2009, 11:46:08 AM
I wonder if she'll raise the dough for bail.

It may never make it to court if the prosocution's case has any holes in it.
Title: Re: Woman accused of attacking man with bagel
Post by: JohnnyReb on January 19, 2009, 01:34:56 PM: "Glad she's locked up", sesame
Title: Re: Woman accused of attacking man with bagel
Post by: asdf2231 on January 19, 2009, 01:42:12 PM: Quote from: JohnnyReb on January 19, 2009, 01:34:56 PM
"Glad she's locked up", sesame

Dude!

You have a really Rye sense of humor.
Title: Re: Woman accused of attacking man with bagel
Post by: Eupher on January 19, 2009, 02:52:15 PM: She and the evidence are toast.

The prosecuting attorney will certainly grill her mercilessly.
Title: Re: Woman accused of attacking man with bagel
Post by: bijou on January 19, 2009, 03:03:26 PM: Well she's certainly not a well-bread young lady.
Title: Re: Woman accused of attacking man with bagel
Post by: asdf2231 on January 19, 2009, 03:33:15 PM: Quote from: bijou on January 19, 2009, 03:03:26 PM
Well she's certainly not a well-bread young lady.

BOO!

Did your really knead to go there?
Title: Re: Woman accused of attacking man with bagel
Post by: bijou on January 19, 2009, 03:35:56 PM: Quote from: asdf2231 on January 19, 2009, 03:33:15 PM
BOO!

Did your really knead to go there?
It's your own fault, you shouldn't have risen to the bait.
Title: Re: Woman accused of attacking man with bagel
Post by: thundley4 on January 19, 2009, 04:00:21 PM: Y'all should be creamed for the cheesy puns. :uhsure:
Title: Re: Woman accused of attacking man with bagel
Post by: Eupher on January 19, 2009, 04:41:47 PM: Quote from: thundley4 on January 19, 2009, 04:00:21 PM
Y'all should be creamed for the cheesy puns. :uhsure:

:rotf:

I agonized over "cream cheese" myself and threw it away.

h5
Title: Re: Woman accused of attacking man with bagel
Post by: NHSparky on January 19, 2009, 04:42:51 PM: There's something about all these buns that just aren't kosher.
Title: Re: Woman accused of attacking man with bagel
Post by: Eupher on January 19, 2009, 04:43:09 PM: Any idea what kind of lox the jailer's gonna put on the jailer doors?
Title: Re: Woman accused of attacking man with bagel
Post by: BlueStateSaint on January 19, 2009, 05:27:37 PM: Euph, that one was used earlier.

Y'all would make the Brugger's family swear off the damn things. ::) :whatever: